Lost a great one this week.
Growing up, I studied TKD with fighters in the PKA and WKA, so Norris was a huge favorite. Loved his early 80s movies as a kid–Good Guys Wear Black, the Octagon, A Force of One … RIP. A true martial artist.
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Well, so much for the reports of him being in “good spirits”. 
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The Grim Reaper can finally stop checking under his bed for Chuck Norris. RIP
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Chuck died 30 years ago… took the Reaper that long to work up the courage to tell him.
RIP
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn’t dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.
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In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a coal mine and turned it into a diamond mine.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t strike gold, gold is the byproduct of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking rocks.
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Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.
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Mission Impossible was originally set in Chuck Norris’s house.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.
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Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
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When the Tooth fairy comes to your house she takes your tooth and gives you money. When Chuck Norris comes to your house he breaks your tooth and takes your money.
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Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling tournament, with both arms tied behind his back.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get in shape.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck doesn’t need to throw out the trash, it always throws itself out.
I saw him at martial arts convention in orlando in the early 90s
Chuck Norris does not do pushups…he pushes the earth away from him
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I just saw a funny one: Chuck Norris did NOT just die, he died 20 years ago, Death had just now worked up the courage to tell Chuck Norris that he died.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but those CN jokes always make me laugh. He always seemed like a great person, always positive, friendly to everyone, very humble, and sadly one of the very few down to Earth, good human beings who also happened to be famous. Very selfless.
If anyone has never seen the fight scene in his movie with Bruce Lee, The Way of the Dragon/Return of the Dragon, you really should check it out. There is a reason it is considered one of, if not THE BEST, movie fight scenes of all time. CN was the only man who could actually challenge the great Bruce Lee, and it’s pretty cool they were friends and sparring partners in real life.
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I remember seeing Sidekicks in the theaters and wishing I could hallucinate Chuck Norris to help me with sports.
