Christmas Sucks

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[quote]crod266 wrote:
how could you guys not like christmas its such a happy time lol i personally love it[/quote]

cause it takes over everything. its everywhere you go, yaknow you cant get away from it. its not like its just for 2 days like most holidays either, this stuff goes on for like 2 months.

like i said, its cool when youre 6 years old and cant wait for all the presents and stuff but by the time youre my age its just old and more routine than anything.

ill probaly like it more when i have my own family, unless i marry a jew or scientologist but i probaly wont do that especailly cause i dont like latkis or science.

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[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
strungoutboy21 wrote:
Christmas sucks for the fact that i work at a grocery store and it is probably the busiest time of the year. I pretty much hate all holidays because of this.

Only good thing is i got a standing rib roast today for $3.77 a pound plus my special 25% off employee discount. So freaking cheap, can’t wait to cook it on sunday.

I wish I got a 25% discount.[/quote]

Yeah, me too.

But then I’d have to work sacking groceries or whatever, and that would SUCK!

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[quote]snipeout wrote:
Have a kid, christmas will be fun all over again.[/quote]

I never understand why people say this. How does having a kid change it? Do people not spend time with their kids or not buy them gifts any other time of the year?

Maybe I just don’t “get” Christmas.

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[quote]Otep wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
strungoutboy21 wrote:
Christmas sucks for the fact that i work at a grocery store and it is probably the busiest time of the year. I pretty much hate all holidays because of this.

Only good thing is i got a standing rib roast today for $3.77 a pound plus my special 25% off employee discount. So freaking cheap, can’t wait to cook it on sunday.

I wish I got a 25% discount.

Yeah, me too.

But then I’d have to work sacking groceries or whatever, and that would SUCK![/quote]

Ahh, i’m a meat department guy. It’s only until i finish school though. I gotta keep my free full medical and dental benefits for as long as i can.

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To quote Linus quoting Luke:

[i]And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them,

Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, 

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.[/i]

You selfish fucks who think it is a chore because you actually have to work, or think it is too much work can fuck off.

Those of you who don’t believe in the true meaning of Christmas can go shove a yule log up your ass.

I worked two jobs and my wife and I sold our plasma so we could enjoy the look on the faces of our two kids when they got stuff we could only afford to give them once a year.

It is pathetic how spoiled and selfish some of you worthless fucks are.

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Christmas is great. Mine’s gone from poverty and sickness every winter season, to a broken family spread out across the globe, to just being alone. Festive as fuck.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Mr. Strong wrote:
Christmas is great, I’m 20 and still enjoy it.

Lighten up.

im not trying to sound like eboneezer scrouge it just seems like more of a chore than anything fun. plus its cold, i really dont like the cold.[/quote]

Try not to focus so much on presents, its not about the amount you spend, get yourself a santa hat to keep out the cold :slight_smile:

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
plus its cold, i really dont like the cold.[/quote]

Then eat more. You should be sweating like a pig even outside in a snowstorm like most of us.

Merry Christmas.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
crod266 wrote:
how could you guys not like christmas its such a happy time lol i personally love it

cause it takes over everything. its everywhere you go, yaknow you cant get away from it. its not like its just for 2 days like most holidays either, this stuff goes on for like 2 months.

like i said, its cool when youre 6 years old and cant wait for all the presents and stuff but by the time youre my age its just old and more routine than anything.

ill probaly like it more when i have my own family, unless i marry a jew or scientologist but i probaly wont do that especailly cause i dont like latkis or science.[/quote]

no man i know what your saying but thats kind of why i like it, i just like the whole holiday spirit i dunno maybe im just a fag. Im also a light nut i put like 300 lights on my house haha

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Stop bitching about Christmas!

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
and whatever that cunt on the piano plays where she says “it break my hear-ar-ar-ar-art” i fucking hate that song.[/quote]

Do you mean this one?

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
To quote Linus quoting Luke:

[i]And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them,

Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, 

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.[/i]

You selfish fucks who think it is a chore because you actually have to work, or think it is too much work can fuck off.

Those of you who don’t believe in the true meaning of Christmas can go shove a yule log up your ass.

I worked two jobs and my wife and I sold our plasma so we could enjoy the look on the faces of our two kids when they got stuff we could only afford to give them once a year.

It is pathetic how spoiled and selfish some of you worthless fucks are.
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awww you had to sell your plasma tv. if you cant afford to buy your kids shit wtf were you doing with a plasma tv in the first place?

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[quote]Kinoz wrote:
Christmas is great. Mine’s gone from poverty and sickness every winter season, to a broken family spread out across the globe, to just being alone. Festive as fuck.[/quote]

fa la la la la

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[quote]Geminspector wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
and whatever that cunt on the piano plays where she says “it break my hear-ar-ar-ar-art” i fucking hate that song.

Do you mean this one?

[/quote]

no, toni braxton can actually sing. the song im talking about is like some emo-indie shit with a girl who cant remain on key. i think shes british.

anyway if you google “annoying cunt breaks my heart” im sure youll get it

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[quote]FormerlyTexasGuy wrote:
tom63 wrote:
Mr. Strong wrote:
Christmas is great, I’m 20 and still enjoy it.

Lighten up.

I’m 45 and agree. I’m busy, I have things to do, but holidays can be fun. I save money to buy presents and don’t go to overboard. I plan stuff out and have a great time with my friends and family.

Of course, very few people think about more than a few days from now. Snow tires? do you live in a winter area and have them or not? you do and you probably enjoy Christmas.

You don’t and you’re probably the idiot in front of me getting stuck on the hill with your Chevy Crapplier and it’s bald tires complaining about Christmas and winter as I merrily go around you on the way home to my family.

Or you finish your last minute christmas shopping in shorts and flip flops, and then relax in the pool after fighting traffic home. Which is also enjoyable. [/quote]

Mine is mostly done online in mid october. I get on the kids cases for a list and get it done. My family, nieces, nephews are pretty easy, soemetimes gift cards etc, so that’s done early.

I then save a little cash for a fuckton of shrimp, my wife’s excellent lasagna, and some high end booze. My stepdaughter is a great baker and makes excellent cookies, such as white chocolate chip macadamian nut cookies, chocolate crinkles, chocolate chip etc.

How can I not love Christmas? Last year my brother in law lost his wife to cancer and was left with five kids. My one buddy’s wife is dying of a brain tumor. Love your family and enjoy the time you have with them because you never know.

And big ass shrimp are tasy!

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i think shrimp look like bugs and lobsters too.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
awww you had to sell your plasma tv. if you cant afford to buy your kids shit wtf were you doing with a plasma tv in the first place? [/quote]

Are you really this fucking stupid? Never mind - forget I even asked.

Plasma - as in the liquid portion of your blood.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
awww you had to sell your plasma tv. if you cant afford to buy your kids shit wtf were you doing with a plasma tv in the first place?

Are you really this fucking stupid? Never mind - forget I even asked.

Plasma - as in the liquid portion of your blood.
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i thought i saw a “tv” in there, regardless i dont feel bad for you at all. youre not raising your kids alone, you recently went on a vacation, maybe if you were a single parent who’s debts exceeded their income or had your kid when you were 17. plus youre a republican.

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I like Christmas. My parents give me something I want, and it gives me a chance to give people gifts and it not be awkward. Sometimes it’s a hassle though because you have to get EVERYBODY a gift in the family or else they feel left out. One year I got everybody mcdonalds gift certificates YAY!!!

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
awww you had to sell your plasma tv. if you cant afford to buy your kids shit wtf were you doing with a plasma tv in the first place?

Are you really this fucking stupid? Never mind - forget I even asked.

Plasma - as in the liquid portion of your blood.
[/quote]

LOL