[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I thought it may have been because “My guitar wants to kill yo momma”. From FZ.
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Now, why would any guitar want to kill yo momma, when I can play it like a lover?
The Screen name is from when I had a decent bench before I had some minor setbacks, and I’m 17.
Porn Name: Robert Banyan
Pimp Name: Fine Ass Young Flash
Lead character -and title- of novel by Hermann Hesse. (also known as “Glass Bead Game”)
[quote]makkun wrote:
My porn name would be “Tapsi Ludwig-Thoma”. And I’m a bloke!
German doesn’t work for porn names, it seems…
Makkun[/quote]
Not so schnell, young boy.
How about…Filou Tannenberg!
Anyway, “Schwarzfahrer” means “ferry dodger” and it’s what I was really good at when times were tough and I couldn’t afford the damn bus tickets.
It literally means “black driver”.
It also has a sexual meaning but that’s another story that is too embarrassing to tell.
This post is very educational LOL
The screenname comes from my initials, “JBV” hence, “jaybvee” for the phonetic challenge.
Porn name? It would be Freddy Quantrell
Mine is really not that exciting. It’s one of my nicknames. And no, not because of Dr. Dre. (although I do have his whole Chronic album memorized) Because it’s the first three letters of my last name. So, it’s easier calling me Dre, than my whole last name.
And to the poster who mentioned calling his friends slapnuts, that’s sweet. I use that all the time. I even call my co-workers slapnuts when i’m rippin’ on them.
Fluffy is the name of the dog in the avatar and just like me he’s kinda cute but with a don’t cross me attitude.
I did not choose the name because of my job as wideguy asked in another thread.
Porn name : Muy Caliente means very hot in Spanish, why? just spent the evening with two very hot Mexican senyorita’s Nuff said.
Fluffy
Ps sorry about my pathetic Spanish spelling.
I’m just a regular guy that likes a little alliteration.
[quote]MODOK wrote:
Mine is an obscure comic book reference. T-points for the first one to tell what it stands for, and what comic it comes from.[/quote]
Mobile Organism Designed Only For Killing
My name was chosen because Kurt Russel is the ultimate bad ass!
I have no creativity.
-Nate
[quote]MODOK wrote:
Mine is an obscure comic book reference. T-points for the first one to tell what it stands for, and what comic it comes from.[/quote]
Um, how about:
Multiple Orgasmic Dude Offering a Kidney.
Am I close?
I love the naughtybox.
I used a combination of my first name and the way an Alabama guy said my last name when I was in the Navy.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
MODOK wrote:
Mine is an obscure comic book reference. T-points for the first one to tell what it stands for, and what comic it comes from.
Mobile Organism Designed Only For Killing
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Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing.
Not to be confused with Mental Organism Designed Only for Computing 
I can sneeze so hard and loud that I could probably blast 300 lbs off the bench press…my friends gave me this name and yell it out whenever I sneeze around them (right, instead of bless you or some other nicety).
MB
Keaster is my nickname and has been for years. It is in the count of my last name being keast.
A childhood nickname.
[quote]Dirty Tiger wrote:
A childhood nickname.[/quote]
Is that anything like a dirty sanchez?
I’m short and round like a tree stump