Cheerleader Gets Flu Shot ...

[quote]Vtecthis wrote:
Annihilator wrote:

You need to learn to detect sarcasm.

So do you. My “keep it fresh” comment was all but slathered in sarcasm, idiot. And for the record this thread is about the parody, not the actual story.[/quote]

You could have posted it on the existing thread, but NO, you needed more attention than that.

[quote]Annihilator wrote:
Vtecthis wrote:
Annihilator wrote:

You need to learn to detect sarcasm.

So do you. My “keep it fresh” comment was all but slathered in sarcasm, idiot. And for the record this thread is about the parody, not the actual story.

You could have posted it on the existing thread, but NO, you needed more attention than that.[/quote]

Assuming that to be true, you realize by quoting me and crying about me you’re only feeding me more, right? If that is true, then allow me to bask in the limelight for a bit.

Sad fucking story, its amazing how disrespectful people can be.

[quote]Vtecthis wrote:
Annihilator wrote:
Vtecthis wrote:
Annihilator wrote:

You need to learn to detect sarcasm.

So do you. My “keep it fresh” comment was all but slathered in sarcasm, idiot. And for the record this thread is about the parody, not the actual story.

You could have posted it on the existing thread, but NO, you needed more attention than that.

Assuming that to be true, you realize by quoting me and crying about me you’re only feeding me more, right? If that is true, then allow me to bask in the limelight for a bit. [/quote]

I’m only afraid of what you will come up with next if you’re not satisfied from this attention-whoring.

[quote]Annihilator wrote:
Vtecthis wrote:
Annihilator wrote:
Vtecthis wrote:
Annihilator wrote:

You need to learn to detect sarcasm.

So do you. My “keep it fresh” comment was all but slathered in sarcasm, idiot. And for the record this thread is about the parody, not the actual story.

You could have posted it on the existing thread, but NO, you needed more attention than that.

Assuming that to be true, you realize by quoting me and crying about me you’re only feeding me more, right? If that is true, then allow me to bask in the limelight for a bit.

I’m only afraid of what you will come up with next if you’re not satisfied from this attention-whoring.
[/quote]
Please, sir, can I have some moar?

I got a fucking flu shot last Friday and 6 days later I got this terrible rash all over my upper body. That’s the last time i’m ever getting one of those motherfuckers.

imagine what you guys would be saying if the girl was an ugly hippo, Im actually positive it would be a different tune in here

i got a flu shot

Wow. That story is heartbreaking. Such a pretty young girl too.

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Man, when 2010 comes I’m gonna let it rip on those motherfuckers.[/quote]

Bad plan…you should re-up in 2010…they couldn’t be any worse…upside potential is HYOOOGE!

awww, I feel like such a shit head!

Laughed my ass off at that remix, so hilarious.

Canadian flu shots actually keep you healthy, Nothing against Americans at all but I just never stop hearing about the travesty medical/health care has become down there.

Maybe Obama can fix it.

:wink:

canadian flu shots?

why would you ever even want to get the flu shot…ive never gotten it…last time i had the flu was 6 months ago i caught a 24 hour stomach flu bug. That lasted only 24 hours…
Before that I was a KID when I had the flu.
I got really sick once as well when my parents went on vacation and I ate 3 sausages and got food poisoning/they were old or something…but I got real sick from it.

What happens if she just runs in place?

Hmm…not funny

Talked to a neurologist today, one of the most respected in Ontario, about this girl and her reaction to the flu shot. He actually knew all about it, as there was a recent journal club meeting about dystonia and this particular case.

She’s basically fucked. There is no cure for it, and the best a neurologist can do is minimize the symptoms with drugs. Poor girl. Hope as a minimal consulation she gets a huge settlement.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Talked to a neurologist today, one of the most respected in Ontario, about this girl and her reaction to the flu shot. He actually knew all about it, as there was a recent journal club meeting about dystonia and this particular case.

She’s basically fucked. There is no cure for it, and the best a neurologist can do is minimize the symptoms with drugs. Poor girl. Hope as a minimal consulation she gets a huge settlement.[/quote]

oh shit! I’m with you on the settlement. That girl was going paces, well she can still go places…but only if she runs! I would have thought she would be angrier about the whole affair, she came to terms with her situation pretty quick.

Thinking that’s funny shows a real lack of character. Imagine if that happened to your mom, sister, girlfriend or YOU.

[quote]rcfromdb wrote:
Thinking that’s funny shows a real lack of character. Imagine if that happened to your mom, sister, girlfriend or YOU.[/quote]

Imagine if your avatar was your mom, sister, girlfriend, or YOU.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
PimpBot5000 wrote:
Talked to a neurologist today, one of the most respected in Ontario, about this girl and her reaction to the flu shot. He actually knew all about it, as there was a recent journal club meeting about dystonia and this particular case.

She’s basically fucked. There is no cure for it, and the best a neurologist can do is minimize the symptoms with drugs. Poor girl. Hope as a minimal consulation she gets a huge settlement.

oh shit! I’m with you on the settlement. That girl was going paces, well she can still go places…but only if she runs! I would have thought she would be angrier about the whole affair, she came to terms with her situation pretty quick.[/quote]

Haha dude you’re making me crack up over here. I’m ashamed to say I laughed a little watching the video. This is truly a sad story.

And on to the real question, would any of you fuck her still?