Celebrity Ass Whipping

Ann Coulter:

“I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote. No, they all have to give up their vote, not just, you know, the lady clapping and me. The problem with women voting – and your Communists will back me up on this – is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. And when they take these polls, it’s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.”

o Politically Incorrect, Feb. 26, 2001

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Cro-Cop
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Bob Sapp

I don’t hold anything against them, but it would be a blast to brag about how I kicked their asses.

I gotta go with any of the popular male lead roles, i.e. Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Ashton Kutcher…

I would leave Bruce Willis alone, 'cause Die Hard and The Last Boyscout are phenomenal flicks. I would also leave Wesley Snipes alone, as even though I probably out squat, dead, and bench him, he’s like a 30th degree black belt and would rearrange my face, Picasso style…

I’d love to crush the rapper T.I. with one punch

Has anybody every seen this pussy on tv? Is he reaaly that small and talking all that shit. I have a problem with these rappers that talk shit and cant back anything up…except with guns and knives.

Heres my proposal…take the biggest baddest rap superstar, for example T.I. and let him fight Kimbo Slice.

[quote]Tezza wrote:

Also - any celebrity who lends their name to a bogus fitness gadget sold on TV.[/quote]

You may have just made a thousand enemies.

Beloved T-Nation hero Chuck Norris hawks a worthless piece of “fitness” equipment.

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Dr. Phil

I rest my case

  1. Vin Diesel,for spawning all those bald headed,tanned,tank top retard wanna be tough-guys with tribal tattoos and demi-physiques ( read:pecs,abs,biceps and nothin else ) who wear sunglasses 24/7.
  2. Russell crowe,for acting tough while really being a fat dude who needs to diet and stop thinking he’s a “actor”
  3. Tom cruise,for thinking he’s speaking intelligently while in reality he’s just revealing how wacked out 20 years of scientology bullshit has made his brain…oh and for having sex with nicole kidman…DIE!!!