Nevermind, this post is irrelevant.
I don’t know if they could qualify at celebrities, but since they’re on TV, close enough.
The entirety of the legislative and executive branches of government. Hollywood celebrities have the power to annoy only if I actually pay attention to them. These people can figuratively ass rape me whether I’m watching them or not.
Since I’ve stretched it this far, I’m just going to throw in 92% of all humanity. They have it coming.
All the fab 5 should be shot.
I would beat up the whole cast of Gilligans Island.
They could turn coconuts into radios but couldn’t build a fucking raft.
Just had to get that off my chest after so many years.
Definately Paris Hilton. Also the Osbourne kids. All three are a waste of atoms.
that fucking blonde bimbo paris hilton wannabe off of big brother id rape the bitch with a cactus plant then stomp on her face to the raveing big bro tune allso that gay guy from big bro who 2 footed his mom on evicstion night dunno his name.
[quote]cap’nsalty wrote:
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Hilarious
[quote]bundy wrote:
Definately Paris Hilton. Also the Osbourne kids. All three are a waste of atoms.[/quote]
They’re only borrowing the atoms. How about “waste of negentropy”? That can’t be replaced.
Alec Baldwin needs to be beaten until he shows some slight sign of humility, or until there is nothing left of him - whichever comes first.
Kevin Trudeau and Tom Cruise were already mentioned. Trudeau doesn’t believe his own bull, which makes him the better actor. Cruise has convinced himself of a giant load, which makes him the better salesman. I’ll also add Dennis Miller to the list of those who need to be beaten until they admit that, just possibly, they might be wrong about some things.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
The only people that I respect from Hollywood:
Charlton Heston
Bruce Willis
Clint Eastwood
Arnold
If you only like those guys cause they’re Republicans…that’s retarded.
I don’t agree with Willis or Arnold’s politics, but I think they’re great actors.
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I like Charlton Heston because of the NRA, but Willis, Eastwood, and Arnold are my three favorite actors. Didn’t know Willis and Eastwood were Republicans, but it doesn’t really matter, because you never hear a peep from either of them. I don’t like Arnold’s politics, despite the fact that he’s a Republican.
[quote]ScrambyEggs wrote:
…and there is one guy whose name i can’t remember. I think he’s Irish. Always comes up as one of the dirties people in Hollywood and looks like he hasn’t shaved in a week. What hell is his name?![/quote]
Colin Farrell?
I am surprised Ashley Simpson has not been mentioned yet. I would love to see her get her ass thoroughly kicked.
Also, Jon Stewart and that little pinhead who now has his own show, Stephen Colbert. What a couple of douchebags.
Ashlee Simpson… I whack her in half with my Fender.
George Bush
Joey Buttafuco
The Mendez Brothers
[quote]Billmelater138 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
anyone mention Lee Hotti yet?
i don’t know about him being a celebrity, but i’d sure like to beat the ever loving shit out of his spray tanned body.
and then hand him over to 4 gay convicted rapists and let them have their way with him.[/quote]
LOL, just checked out his site…scary
Guess everyone loves Danny Bonaduchebag?
[quote]redfreddy wrote:
I think Dave Attell summed it up pretty nicely: “Every man has a Jessica Simpson fantasy. Here’s mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee down so I can kick her in the throat!”
Also, I believe Nick Lachey virtually asked for a good ass-kicking by the city of Columbus after his singing of the Michigan fight song on top of Ohio Stadium…[/quote]
he will pay for that.
Tara Reid for being…Tara Reid
- Paris Hilton
- All those Blue-Collar comedy mother fuckers.
3.Kutcher,Madonna and Ashley Simpson.
4.George Bush and 99% of our govt.
[quote]grey wrote:
I would beat up the whole cast of Gilligans Island.
They could turn coconuts into radios but couldn’t build a fucking raft.
Just had to get that off my chest after so many years.
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LOL.