[quote]john p wrote:
4. Those Queer Eye guys - Bla bla bla, but I think they get my vote for Most Likely to be Choked to Death by Me
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I won’t contest your choice.
Since the laws of Physics dictates you be in their physical presence in order to kill them by conventional methods - how exactly do they become more likely to be killed by you?
Are you gonna stalk them or are you just going to instant message them a bullet?
Hey, it was begging the question! Just pickin on you!
1)Rosie O’Donnell is fat and ugly and annoying and wont shut up.
2)Ashlee Simpson is even more of a no talent turdwagon than her sister and is ugly to boot.
3)Orlanda Bloom he is bitch made and plays all these roles that cast him as badass. I think Tom Cruise could for sure take him down.
If there were four spots I would have to include Rickie Lake I was forced to see that show on lunchtime for many yrs and boy does she think she is thin/hot/not a piece of garbage.
[quote]diesel25 wrote:
john p wrote:
4. Those Queer Eye guys - Bla bla bla, but I think they get my vote for Most Likely to be Choked to Death by Me
I won’t contest your choice.
Since the laws of Physics dictates you be in their physical presence in order to kill them by conventional methods - how exactly do they become more likely to be killed by you?
Are you gonna stalk them or are you just going to instant message them a bullet?
Hey, it was begging the question! Just pickin on you![/quote]
After my mom and sister saw my apartment they filled out several applications for them to fix my place up, and got a call-back from a producer.
[quote]roadkill wrote:
4) Just had to add…anyone who gets more (or better-looking) women than I do. Because I’m a spiteful bastard.[/quote]
Ah yes, I’m used to being hated on anyways.
Ryan Seacrest - that toothy little ass-clown just pisses me off.
Stone Phillips - I won’t watch Dateline anymore because his reporting style is like that of a Kindergarten teacher reading a story at nap time.
Scott Hmeil, driver of the #32 Bucsh Car. Anyone who flips Dale Jarret the finger as he’s walking away deserves to have his ass kicked and drug around Daytona at 200 mph.
beef215
04/07/05
06:58 PM
Illinois, USA
1)Rosie O’Donnell is fat and ugly and annoying and wont shut up.
How the heck did I forget about her? Oh yea, she dropped from sight. If someone wants to be a fat obnoxious big mouth, and drop from sight…well okay.
Let me get my Big Book of Hate…
Oprah Winfrey - 'nuff said.
The Spelling Clan (Aaron and Tory) - Their only redeeming feature is that I haven’t heard anything from Tory since she got the worst fake tits in the history cosmetic surgery.
This might suprise people, but I can’t stand Tom Hanks. He has made 400 movies, but not one of them has been a man’s movie. Everytime I’m at the video shop, the wife is saying “Ohh, let’s get the new Tom Hanks movie”. I’ll get a Tom Hanks movie out when he stars in Predator 3, or I cut off my penis and become a lesbian.
Any Disney Character. They just give me the creeps.
Televangelists. Nuff said.
Motivational Trainers. I second that.
Makkun
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that Jean Claude Van Damme got his ass kicked by Vin Diesel back when Diesel was a bouncer at a club. If this is true, than I hate Van Damme.
Really, I hate Van Damme altogether. All those fake ass fighting movies with his screaming crap, Steven Seagal or Mickey Rourke would kick his ass. Here’s to the fake tough guy. Screw off, Claude.
The Gotti Boys from that show “Growing up Gotti”.
Fucking faggots.
[quote]Massif wrote:
3. This might suprise people, but I can’t stand Tom Hanks. He has made 400 movies, but not one of them has been a man’s movie. Everytime I’m at the video shop, the wife is saying “Ohh, let’s get the new Tom Hanks movie”. I’ll get a Tom Hanks movie out when he stars in Predator 3, or I cut off my penis and become a lesbian.
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How in the world is “Saving Private Ryan” NOT a man’s movie???
Kuz
[quote]Kuz wrote:
Massif wrote:
3. This might suprise people, but I can’t stand Tom Hanks. He has made 400 movies, but not one of them has been a man’s movie. Everytime I’m at the video shop, the wife is saying “Ohh, let’s get the new Tom Hanks movie”. I’ll get a Tom Hanks movie out when he stars in Predator 3, or I cut off my penis and become a lesbian.
How in the world is “Saving Private Ryan” NOT a man’s movie???
Kuz[/quote]
You got me there - All I can say is that “Saving Private Ryan” is cancelled out by “Big”.
Sean Hannity… if I had ten minutes alone with him I would regress to a primal state of rage and beat him to a mushy pile of pulp relishing every second!
Jessica and Nick Simpson and her little sister, I forget the bitchs name. Jessica’s damn hot, but I’m sick of seeing them bitches on T.V.
Flava flave and that old drunk bitch!
Couple disagreements:
Oprah is someone who not only is one of the biggest success stories in american history, but she is also someone who gives a lot of herself to help others. (Besides, how do you know what she talks about? Do you watch her show? Do you…enjoy it?..nah, just teasing)
Gotta disagree on the motivational speakers, big time. You’re doing yourself a grave disservice if you don’t give them a chance. These are people who will help you, no matter what your goals. So what if many people think they’re cheesy? Most people think its weird to carry healthy food around with you and drink protein shakes. Doesn’t make them right.
-End of disagreements-
Dr. Phil! He ia a pandering piece of crap! He has done more to lower the expectations of American males than anyone currently involved in the media.
[quote]Massif wrote:
Kuz wrote:
Massif wrote:
3. This might suprise people, but I can’t stand Tom Hanks. He has made 400 movies, but not one of them has been a man’s movie. Everytime I’m at the video shop, the wife is saying “Ohh, let’s get the new Tom Hanks movie”. I’ll get a Tom Hanks movie out when he stars in Predator 3, or I cut off my penis and become a lesbian.
How in the world is “Saving Private Ryan” NOT a man’s movie???
Kuz
You got me there - All I can say is that “Saving Private Ryan” is cancelled out by “Big”.[/quote]
Hmm. Hard to argue with that.
-I agree 100% on Adam Sandler. That no f’n talent hack is one of the richest men in Hollywood? WTF?? He sings stupid f’n songs in a little kids voice and gets angry in his lame “comedies”- that’s the extent of his talent.
Also, how the hell did he get cast in the Burt Reynolds role in the remake of “The Longest Yard”? Burt’s character in TLY is one of the most alpha characters ever, and they give THAT character to Adam F’N Sandler??
He should be a clown doing children’s birthday parties, that’s all he’s good for
-Sonny S takes a deep breath-<
2- Michael Savage and the other guy who has a talk show on at the same time as him. Vulgar, vicious, ignorant, mean-spirited pieces of sh#t who make Rush Limbaugh look like a gentleman and a diplomat.
3- I was going to go with John Madden, but then I remembered a sportscaster who I hate (I don’t hate Madden, I just don’t like him or his commentating): Larry Merchant from HBO boxing. He is an arrogant prick which, combined with his utter lack of charm or charisma, makes me hate him even more. His Solomonic pronunciations on who he thought won the round or the match make me go the fridge or go take a leak.
Heeyyyy…makkun!!!
What’s wrong with Disney Characters, huh!!!
LOL!
MUFASSSAAA!!!
I could make a list 40 pages long, so I wont bother(many of them have been named already).
I do take exception to terumo citing Toby Keith because he “profits off of war”. Thats a load of horseshit. If you ever listened to the guy speak, he loves America and he loves the men and women in the military plain and simple. The motivation you ascribe to some of his songs is not based on any type of objective reasoning, only the tinted glasses you choose to see the world through. I guess anyone who praises and honors the military is immediately a war profiteer if he makes money off of his outlet for doing so. LIke I said, biased horseshit.
I can’t stand the abundance of “rappers” that seem to be coming out of no where. Each one makes up their own word, which translates into it’s own song, which translates into half the kids in my school saying it. I like a few (Tupac, DMX, and yes Eminem) but the rest are garbage. Half of rap is just talking, rather poorly, over a “sick beat”.