Celebrities Who Make You Sick

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[quote]chrismcl wrote:
Paris Hilton.

…No seriously, she gave me herpes, I was in bed for weeks![/quote]

FOR REAL?!

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[quote]JNG wrote:
Damici wrote:

He’s not any better looking than your average decent looking guy – in some cases he’s quite a bit less handsome.

GRRRRRRR, I’m Ben Affleck! Asshole…
I hate him more than hate itself.
[/quote]

Why the hate for Ben Affleck? Actors from Kevin Smith movies get instant cool-points, in my opinion.

Three celebrities I can do without (that haven’t been mentioned):

  1. Toby Keith. Or any entertainer that uses war to profit immensely. (The aforementioned Michael Moore would fit this bill, as well.)

  2. Larry the Cable Guy. A great guy, I’m sure. However, he introduced a catch-phrase into American culture that I would love to eradicate.

  3. Phil Valentine. Talk-radio host with the most narrow-minded, condescending viewpoints I’ve ever heard from anyone. (And yes, I used to frequent the Politics & World Issues forum. This guy is worse.)

~Terumo

[06Apr2005- I’m editing this before someone straight-up kills my ass.]

Look. I’m sure Toby Keith is a great guy. He’s incredibly funny and personable when on the Bob & Tom Show. I’ll even admit that I am judging his intentions based upon a melodramatic, seemingly insincere speech he gave at a half-time show at (the formerly named) Adelphia Colosseum. It just really seems (to me) that he, along with some other entertainers, have turned the war into a profit-making opportunity. This bothers me. I could be totally wrong about this, but it bothers me. That being said, why is my mild disdain for Toby Keith more egregious than many others wanting to randomly kill celebrities that are merely annoying? It’s not.

And on a side note, living in Nashville for almost twenty years has activated a dormant reflex that causes me to cringe at the sound of country music or at the mention of country artists. Sorry.

~Terumo

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[quote]Joebob wrote:
I really fucking hate Jan Michael Vincent[/quote]

Are u for real? He’s a badass actor. He’s done w/ acting now, but he was the man! Especially in the movie w/ Charles Bronson, “THE MECHANIC”!

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  1. “Motivational” Speakers (ESPECIALLY the famous ones…!)

  2. Dr. Phil…

Mufasa

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[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Everyone on MTV. [/quote]

Except Vanessa Minnillo!

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[quote]BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
Joebob wrote:
I really fucking hate Jan Michael Vincent

Are u for real? He’s a badass actor. He’s done w/ acting now, but he was the man! Especially in the movie w/ Charles Bronson, “THE MECHANIC”![/quote]

Dude you must have missed Airwolf, because that movie is the worst thing I have ever seen. The Mechanic was a great movie, only because he got blown up at the end. Charles Bronson is the man though. Death Wish 6 is my all time favorite movie.

I forgot to mention how much I hate the Simpson sisters. I can’t really decide who I hate more. I think i will go with Ashley, because she is ugly.

I agree that everyone that is one MTV should either be A) Shot in the face, or B) maimed be ravenous wolfs.

I also hate Vern Troyer. Well, actually I hate all little people. Stupid Dwarves.

Paris Hilton is a waste of ejaculate.

I hate the Anorexic Olson twins too. Even though I fucked them before they were famous, they still suck.

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Jay Leno!

He was funny when he would appear on Letterman many years ago, but this guy just plain sucks!

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[quote]
I hate the Anorexic Olson twins too. Even though I fucked them before they were famous, they still suck.[/quote]

Dude, they achieved some level of “fame” before they were 2 years old!

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First, i just want to say that there have been a lot of good entries so far, this thread is awesome.

  1. Another vote for oprah, people think i am crazy when i say i don’t like her, but fuck, i just don’t like her.

  2. Kobe Bryant, numerous reasons

  3. The entire New York Yankees team. Ok they aren’t all celebrities, but i really can’t stand anyone on that team

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[quote]Joebob wrote:
I really fucking hate Jan Michael Vincent[/quote]

Isnt he that washed up bum that was in Airwolf ? He’s an old has been , what did he do to you ? LOL I’ll tell you who is a waste of space …J-LO ! What a piece of garbage !

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[quote]Brad407 wrote:
Joebob wrote:
I really fucking hate Jan Michael Vincent

Isnt he that washed up bum that was in Airwolf ? He’s an old has been , what did he do to you ? LOL I’ll tell you who is a waste of space …J-LO ! What a piece of garbage ! [/quote]

Okay…let’s give Jan Michael Vincent a break. At one point he actually had a good physique, I mean come on…

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"Okay…let’s give Jan Michael Vincent a break. At one point he actually had a good physique, I mean come on… "

That was gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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I will second the Barbara Streisand.

The one I really cannot stand right now is Ashley Simpson. My wife derived great pleasure from making me watch about 2 minutes of her show on MTV. I almost shit the bed.

The only thing that would make that show even remotely watchable is if she became like Kenny on SouthPark and died every episode. Starting with a beating to death with a baseball bat.

Now that, I would watch.

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  1. Oprah Winfrey. If you guys hate her so much, why oh why did you let them export her shows to other countries. I hate you all!

  2. Whoopie Goldberg. I wish I knew why I hate her, but I can’t. I just can’t watch a movie with her. If I accidentilly watch a movie and discover her presence, I have to get up at once, bang my head against something hard, walk around thinking about Angelina Jolies statement made in “Strong words” a few days ago, to calm down to a decent level.

  3. Adam Sandler. If you’ve seen him tell one joke (which I liked), you’ve seen them all!

  4. George Bush. I don’t watch much politics, I just think in his public speeches he gives the most fake ass emotions I’ve ever seen anybody make.

I wish I could team up for the boybands, but they make the most fun karoke songs to sing :(.

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[quote]apwsearch wrote:
I will second the Barbara Streisand.

The one I really cannot stand right now is Ashley Simpson. My wife derived great pleasure from making me watch about 2 minutes of her show on MTV. I almost shit the bed.

The only thing that would make that show even remotely watchable is if she became like Kenny on SouthPark and died every episode. Starting with a beating to death with a baseball bat.

Now that, I would watch.[/quote]

Oh my how did I forget that no talent tap dancing twat? Yes…she needs to die a slow and painful death. Seriously, who is more annoying than her, riding the wake of her sister’s giant boobs.

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[quote]Terumo wrote:

  1. Toby Keith. Or any entertainer that uses war to profit immensely. (The aforementioned Michael Moore would fit this bill, as well.)
    [/quote]

If you’re going to throw Toby out, you might as well add the Dixie Chicks to that list.

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[quote]Imbrondir wrote:

  1. Whoopie Goldberg.
    [/quote]

I’m with you on that one!

yeah, He’s redundant that way, but I still like his stuff.

I respectfully disagree.

[quote]
I wish I could team up for the boybands, but they make the most fun karoke songs to sing :(.[/quote]

I really hate to say it this way, but “that’s gay.” No really, it’s very, very gay.

Matt

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[quote]Terumo wrote:

  1. Toby Keith. Or any entertainer that uses war to profit immensely. (The aforementioned Michael Moore would fit this bill, as well.)

  2. Larry the Cable Guy. A great guy, I’m sure. However, he introduced a catch-phrase into American culture that I would love to eradicate.
    ~Terumo[/quote]

  3. No disrespect, but I don’t think you know the context of his first release (“The Angry American” I believe it was called/renamed). It’s basically a true story about his dad and his life and wasn’t meant to be on that album at first.

  4. What catch phrase is that? I don’t know who this “Larry” guy is. Is it that movie with Jim Carey in it?

Matt

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  1. Oprah - all the money in the world can’t buy you self-control, just a husband who secretly hates you and is banging half your servants

  2. Fred Durst - fat, obnoxious, small wang, not cutting-edge/controversial/creative just a tool

  3. Ashton Kutcher - it’s not acting, I think he’s actually that retarded

  4. Those Queer Eye guys - David Alan Grier and Keenan Ivory Wayans were the only funny gay stereotypes on TV…nothing wrong with being gay, but I think they get my vote for Most Likely to be Choked to Death by Me

  5. the entire cast of the OC, except for that slutty mom. Actually both moms.

  6. Gallagher

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Warning: you are now entering the bitch-zone.

  1. That queer-ass intern who interviews famous people on the tonight show. (Not really very famous but annoying as fuck).

  2. Paris Hilton. With her money, she could probably end AIDS or something. Instead, she goes on a show where she has to borrow money from average joes to go across america. And if you think she’s hot, then you must like fucking skeletons.

  3. Donald Trump. This pompous, egotistical fuckhead gets more ass than I do??? He is a pretty good businessman though. It pissed me off when he got onto some guy on the apprentice for chewing tobacco.

  4. Just had to add…anyone who gets more (or better-looking) women than I do. Because I’m a spiteful bastard.