Catholic Confession - Suggesting Penance Q

Get herpes, pass it onto her, and she’ll give it to him.

they’re still fucking btw

I was in a very similar situation, and believe me, someone’s gotta learn their lesson: the bitch for being a bitch, and if she doesn’t care, than the husband for getting between you and her while having a wife, and if a punch in the face isn’t possible, than the only way getting revenge is telling his wife. Get you pride back.

Bitch Please!

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Mettahl wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
slit your fucking throat.[/quote]

You’ve been saying this alot lately. Perhaps it’s time to move on to better and funnier punch lines?[/quote]

It’s not a punchline, it’s advice. Why don’t you follow it? [/quote]

Be nice, Cooper.[/quote]

Okay, okay, I’ll think of something different. How about collapse his fucking trachea? Puncture his fucking retina? Snap his floating fucking rib? Chew through his fucking septum? Any suggestions?[/quote]

Yes. Any of those will work just fine.

[quote]The Immortal wrote:
Weasel revenge? Messing about with a family? The 20 year old chick fing the old dude is messing with that family. And guess what… she doesn’t care. You don’t do penance for stuff you don’t care about no matter who tells you, so forget the priest. The guy fing the the 20 year old chick is willingly risking his family and willingly messing with the OP’s family (being that the chick and he are together). How the hell are you all trying to lay the guilt trip on him? Blame the victim? Its not his fault he is laid up and his girl is cheating on him. Dump the skeez and call the dude’s wife. She has a right to know as she has a vested interest in the d-bag. And while some of you may not like it, if it were me and my girl was cheating, I’d like someone to have the guts to give me a ring and let me know whats going on. It’s her life too and everyone involved deserves to know all of what is going on. That is not vengeance, that is respect for the victims by offering them the truth. Then, what they do with it is there business. [/quote]

Who are you!!!

She has a right to know?

SJFOU’s responsibility is to himself. He needs to figure out what is best for himself in the long run; not the tramp and not the other guyâ??s family. The other guyâ??s wife might already know. Besides, if this is the guyâ??s M.O., then he will eventually get caught anyway. It is best to keep your hands clean.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]The Immortal wrote:
Weasel revenge? Messing about with a family? The 20 year old chick fing the old dude is messing with that family. And guess what… she doesn’t care. You don’t do penance for stuff you don’t care about no matter who tells you, so forget the priest. The guy fing the the 20 year old chick is willingly risking his family and willingly messing with the OP’s family (being that the chick and he are together). How the hell are you all trying to lay the guilt trip on him? Blame the victim? Its not his fault he is laid up and his girl is cheating on him. Dump the skeez and call the dude’s wife. She has a right to know as she has a vested interest in the d-bag. And while some of you may not like it, if it were me and my girl was cheating, I’d like someone to have the guts to give me a ring and let me know whats going on. It’s her life too and everyone involved deserves to know all of what is going on. That is not vengeance, that is respect for the victims by offering them the truth. Then, what they do with it is there business. [/quote]

Who are you!!![/quote]

there can only be one!

[quote]The Immortal wrote:
Weasel revenge? Messing about with a family? The 20 year old chick fing the old dude is messing with that family. And guess what… she doesn’t care. You don’t do penance for stuff you don’t care about no matter who tells you, so forget the priest. The guy fing the the 20 year old chick is willingly risking his family and willingly messing with the OP’s family (being that the chick and he are together). How the hell are you all trying to lay the guilt trip on him? Blame the victim? Its not his fault he is laid up and his girl is cheating on him. Dump the skeez and call the dude’s wife. She has a right to know as she has a vested interest in the d-bag. And while some of you may not like it, if it were me and my girl was cheating, I’d like someone to have the guts to give me a ring and let me know whats going on. It’s her life too and everyone involved deserves to know all of what is going on. That is not vengeance, that is respect for the victims by offering them the truth. Then, what they do with it is there business. [/quote]

2010 FTW

My spidey sense is tingling… i sense a troll.

[quote]SrJoker wrote:
My spidey sense is tingling… i sense a troll.[/quote]

or maybe there’s a trap

[quote]SrJoker wrote:
My spidey sense is tingling… i sense a troll.[/quote]

shut the fuck up

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]The Immortal wrote:
Weasel revenge? Messing about with a family? The 20 year old chick fing the old dude is messing with that family. And guess what… she doesn’t care. You don’t do penance for stuff you don’t care about no matter who tells you, so forget the priest. The guy fing the the 20 year old chick is willingly risking his family and willingly messing with the OP’s family (being that the chick and he are together). How the hell are you all trying to lay the guilt trip on him? Blame the victim? Its not his fault he is laid up and his girl is cheating on him. Dump the skeez and call the dude’s wife. She has a right to know as she has a vested interest in the d-bag. And while some of you may not like it, if it were me and my girl was cheating, I’d like someone to have the guts to give me a ring and let me know whats going on. It’s her life too and everyone involved deserves to know all of what is going on. That is not vengeance, that is respect for the victims by offering them the truth. Then, what they do with it is there business. [/quote]

Who are you!!![/quote]

there can only be one![/quote]

Wait up, Absinthe lad! We don’t know if he means harm of good to me yet. Let’s give him a chance to state his intent.

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
This is confusing the fuck out of me…

So your GF is your 18yo daughters friend and she is fucking one of your buddies behind your back?[/quote]

No, I think he is a married 18 yr old pre-op tranny whose uncles cousin is banging his priest. and i think theres a gerbil involved in the picture

[quote]jasmincar wrote:

[quote]SrJoker wrote:
My spidey sense is tingling… i sense a troll.[/quote]

or maybe there’s a trap[/quote]
Definitely.

[quote]dshroy wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:

[quote]SrJoker wrote:
My spidey sense is tingling… i sense a troll.[/quote]

or maybe there’s a trap[/quote]
Definitely.[/quote]

hence why it’s spidey sense are tingling

[quote]sjfou wrote:
Ok TOG i see where the story changed. I didnt think my relationship with girl was relevant[/quote]

Yeah truth always gets in the way of a good story. Tell us another one mate, with a Greek tragedy twist this time.

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:

[quote]sjfou wrote:
Ok TOG i see where the story changed. I didnt think my relationship with girl was relevant[/quote]

Yeah truth always gets in the way of a good story. Tell us another one mate, with a Greek tragedy twist this time.[/quote]

Nah… He can just invent a Greek tragedy-style ending to the present story. Why not? He keeps changing the other details.

For example, he can pull an “Oedipus” and kill the older guy in the other country and marry the girl who cheated on him. Then later, he can find out that the guy was his biological father and the girl is his actually his twin sister who was separated at birth. Alas, it’s never pleasant when the gods decide to punish a case of hubris.