Catholic Confession - Suggesting Penance Q

Shallow graves aren’t that hard to dig.

Grow a pair, pusscakes.

Three Hail Marys and an Our Father should quench your thirst for revenge, my child.

Go in peace to love and serve the Lord.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
slit your fucking throat.[/quote]

You’ve been saying this alot lately. Perhaps it’s time to move on to better and funnier punch lines?

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
slit your fucking throat.[/quote]

You’ve been saying this alot lately. Perhaps it’s time to move on to better and funnier punch lines?[/quote]

It’s not a punchline, it’s advice. Why don’t you follow it?

what the fuck is this post?

“girl I know” turns into his girlfriend. A detail he didn’t think was important!?

What the hell?

[quote]APB wrote:
what we’ve got here, is failure, to communicate [/quote]
First time seeing this. I LOL’ed.

[quote]APB wrote:
what we’ve got here, is failure, to communicate [/quote]
Classic. break it off.

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
This is confusing the fuck out of me…

So your GF is your 18yo daughters friend and she is fucking one of your buddies behind your back?[/quote]

Maybe he should turn around…

Staggering and startling inability to properly articulate his thoughts or tell a fucking story.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
slit your fucking throat.[/quote]

You’ve been saying this alot lately. Perhaps it’s time to move on to better and funnier punch lines?[/quote]

It’s not a punchline, it’s advice. Why don’t you follow it? [/quote]

Be nice, Cooper.

[quote]Mettahl wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
slit your fucking throat.[/quote]

You’ve been saying this alot lately. Perhaps it’s time to move on to better and funnier punch lines?[/quote]

It’s not a punchline, it’s advice. Why don’t you follow it? [/quote]

Be nice, Cooper.[/quote]

Okay, okay, I’ll think of something different. How about collapse his fucking trachea? Puncture his fucking retina? Snap his floating fucking rib? Chew through his fucking septum? Any suggestions?

[quote]Petermus wrote:

[quote]APB wrote:
what we’ve got here, is failure, to communicate [/quote]
Classic. break it off.[/quote]

Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don’t like it anymore than you men.

Kick the bitch out, and if the other guy knew she had a boyfriend back home, then drop the bomb on his family.

Just because they showed debatable judgment doesn’t mean that you have too. Don’t worry about vengeance because itâ??s not your place and karma eventually tends to take care of that stuff.

Ratting him out would make you the villain. If you want to keep the girl then let it go. If you canâ??t, then move on.

This thread made me laugh and scratch my head.

I call troll.

Girl I know → wife → what ever came next

Different countries, gonna be seeing this guy and his family? Possible I guess, but seems strange as fuck.

[quote]Betzy wrote:
Kick the bitch out, and if the other guy knew she had a boyfriend back home, then drop the bomb on his family.[/quote]

If he does the first thing (figurative kicks only!) he’s asserting his independence of her and ending the relationship. Good on him

If he does the second thing he’s hanging on for weasel revenge and messing about with a family. shame on him.

[quote]gswork wrote:

[quote]Betzy wrote:
Kick the bitch out, and if the other guy knew she had a boyfriend back home, then drop the bomb on his family.[/quote]

If he does the first thing (figurative kicks only!) he’s asserting his independence of her and ending the relationship. Good on him

If he does the second thing he’s hanging on for weasel revenge and messing about with a family. shame on him.[/quote]

He’ll only use the truth to achieve his goals, and a family with a cheating husband isn’t really a family to begin with, the guy is just getting what he deserves

Damn O6ers.

Fucking waste of time. LOL

[quote]Betzy wrote:

[quote]gswork wrote:

[quote]Betzy wrote:
Kick the bitch out, and if the other guy knew she had a boyfriend back home, then drop the bomb on his family.[/quote]

If he does the first thing (figurative kicks only!) he’s asserting his independence of her and ending the relationship. Good on him

If he does the second thing he’s hanging on for weasel revenge and messing about with a family. shame on him.[/quote]

He’ll only use the truth to achieve his goals, and a family with a cheating husband isn’t really a family to begin with, the guy is just getting what he deserves
[/quote]
Well, you’re young. A family can be full of flaws and still be a family. OP has no place involving himself in it an has no place making assumptions about it. I like your profile quotation: “I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself.” In a sense it applies in this situation to the OP.

Weasel revenge? Messing about with a family? The 20 year old chick fing the old dude is messing with that family. And guess what… she doesn’t care. You don’t do penance for stuff you don’t care about no matter who tells you, so forget the priest. The guy fing the the 20 year old chick is willingly risking his family and willingly messing with the OP’s family (being that the chick and he are together). How the hell are you all trying to lay the guilt trip on him? Blame the victim? Its not his fault he is laid up and his girl is cheating on him. Dump the skeez and call the dude’s wife. She has a right to know as she has a vested interest in the d-bag. And while some of you may not like it, if it were me and my girl was cheating, I’d like someone to have the guts to give me a ring and let me know whats going on. It’s her life too and everyone involved deserves to know all of what is going on. That is not vengeance, that is respect for the victims by offering them the truth. Then, what they do with it is there business.