Cartman Engineering

Off Topic
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A valued client recently asked me to help them in the bidding process to aquire an engineering firm. I probably just lost said valued client.

I’ve talked to 5 or 6 engineering firms that are interested in getting my clients business. Today I get a call from an engineering firm and the guy on the phone says, “This is so-and-so from Cartman Engineering”. I fell out of my chair laughing.

Maybe it’s the weather, Maybe it’s the pre-holiday euphoria, maybe I’m just a dumbass. But, when he said Cartman Engineering, I exepected to hear," c’mon man, you’re breakin’ my balls over here" as if he were selling used aborted fetuses.

Like I said, maybe I’m just a dumbass.

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After he hung up, I hope you screamed “Goddammmmit!” and said “screw you guys… I’m going home.” Sorry about your client, RJ. I would have laughed, too.

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beefcake!

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rainjack, I was hoping you could help me out.

I’m looking for the South Park episode where Mr Garrison learns that if the school fires him for being gay that he can sue them. So he brings in his gay friend dressed as a biker and puts a gerbil in his ass. Throughout the show it chronicles the gerbil’s adventures through the other end of the man’s intestinal tract.

Thats the only thing I remember from the episode. I don’t remember which season it was. If you can tell me what the name of the episode is then that would be great. Thanks.

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I think the episode with lemmiwinks is “Death camp of tolerance” season 6 episode 14.

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HAHA!! That’s the first thing I thought when I read Cartman Engineering on the topic line. Yup Rainjack you lost that account fo sure!!

Chrismcl, I think that episode was called I may be wrong, Adventures of Mr. Lemmingwinks I believe.

“Sancho”

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Sorry Sancho, got_beer’s got it right. I have that episode downloaded onto my computer, and it’s called “Death Camp of Tolerance.”

{German accent)
“Und now ve vill be finga-painting all people of all races get-ting a-long… Fastah… Fastah… (pulls out a gun and holds it to Kyle’s head) Fastah…”

That’s right before Lemmiwinks gets to the stomach, and has to answer the Cattattafish’s riddle.

Oh by the way, I NEVER watch South Park.

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did you guys just see the recent one where mr slave jumps on paris hilton and she is up his ass and meets the frog prince? i about died laughing.
adam

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[quote]got_beer? wrote:
I think the episode with lemmiwinks is “Death camp of tolerance” season 6 episode 14. [/quote]

OOOPS!! My bad!

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IS the Christmas South Park episode, that’s supposed to come on tonight, a new one?

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
IS the Christmas South Park episode, that’s supposed to come on tonight, a new one?

[/quote]

Yes it’s a new episode. Here’s a little description of tonight’s episode:

New Episode! Woodland Critter Christmas
Stan is approached by the woodland critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord. Peace Out!!
“Sancho”