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[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
BC, for cereal?

Do you need a sammich?[/quote]

Yeah ham and cheese please.[/quote]

Well, since I’m already in the kitchen…
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Like you thought I didn’t know that

Let me get some reeces PB cups with that too.[/quote]

With a cold beer, top already off?
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nah just bring me a can of natty ice and turn on the football game while your at it.

but if this was IRL, I’d serve you because i am a gentleman. :slight_smile:

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[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

but if this was IRL, I’d serve you because i am a gentleman. :)[/quote]

I don’t know what this means; is this what life is like not being chained to Chris’ radiator?

Kewl.

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[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
BC, for cereal?

Do you need a sammich?[/quote]

Actually, I’ve killed a bottle of CR. I’ll take Chorizo and Egg right about now. Thanks, woman. Special love for you tonight.

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[quote]theBird wrote:
Listen here buddy or brother chris or whatever you call yourself.
I so do lift weights. I have a thread in rate my physique if u need details and pics.

And yes, I like girls that giggle. And I like small boobies, aslong as she is over 18 years of age.
You like girls with moustaches and deep voices. You aint nuthin but a peanut!

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Even though Nikki is only in Junior High, she’s more my type of woman, I prefer to keep it in the soprano range. Last time I checked Nikki didn’t have a mustache either.

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[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
BC, for cereal?

Do you need a sammich?[/quote]

Yeah ham and cheese please.[/quote]

Well, since I’m already in the kitchen…
[/quote]

Like you thought I didn’t know that

Let me get some reeces PB cups with that too.[/quote]

With a cold beer, top already off?
[/quote]

nah just bring me a can of natty ice and turn on the football game while your at it.

but if this was IRL, I’d serve you because i am a gentleman. :)[/quote]

You know how I know you’re gay…not because you said you’d serve Nikki, but because you drink Natty Ice.

Here’s a story for everyone. I was in Sun City the other day, getting a handle of Irish whiskey. This old man, when I say old man I don’t mean like I’m an old man more like grandpa old man, comes to the check outline, and being a gentleman I am I let him go in front of me since he’s my elder. Dude had five cases of Natty Ice and Mil Best in his cart. I asked him what he was doing with the beer, and he turned to me and said, “Oh, Mil’s worst? Just playing some beer pong with my friends…no, my kids didn’t trick me, my girlfriend and friends that live around me…yes, I live in Sun City.”

So, 60 year old grandpa was rocking the beer pong. I should have challenged him to a game.

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[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

but if this was IRL, I’d serve you because i am a gentleman. :)[/quote]

I don’t know what this means; is this what life is like not being chained to Chris’ radiator?

Kewl.[/quote]

What are you talking about, I let ya go a long time ago. And, I even sent you flowers the other day flower, because I’m in the eighth grade. Have you got my PM’s?—> @–^-----

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
BC, for cereal?

Do you need a sammich?[/quote]

Yeah ham and cheese please.[/quote]

Well, since I’m already in the kitchen…
[/quote]

Like you thought I didn’t know that

Let me get some reeces PB cups with that too.[/quote]

With a cold beer, top already off?
[/quote]

nah just bring me a can of natty ice and turn on the football game while your at it.

but if this was IRL, I’d serve you because i am a gentleman. :)[/quote]

You know how I know you’re gay…not because you said you’d serve Nikki, but because you drink Natty Ice.

Here’s a story for everyone. I was in Sun City the other day, getting a handle of Irish whiskey. This old man, when I say old man I don’t mean like I’m an old man more like grandpa old man, comes to the check outline, and being a gentleman I am I let him go in front of me since he’s my elder. Dude had five cases of Natty Ice and Mil Best in his cart. I asked him what he was doing with the beer, and he turned to me and said, “Oh, Mil’s worst? Just playing some beer pong with my friends…no, my kids didn’t trick me, my girlfriend and friends that live around me…yes, I live in Sun City.”

So, 60 year old grandpa was rocking the beer pong. I should have challenged him to a game.[/quote]

I used to drink the shit out of natty ice when I was a high school drunk and wasted 24/7 like an idiot.

Now on the weekends it’s Heineken, Long Island Iced Teas or Red Bull Vodkas.

LITs bang.

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Nobody brought up the fact that OP’s Australian and measured his squat in pounds? That seems odd to me.

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[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
Nobody brought up the fact that OP’s Australian and measured his squat in pounds? That seems odd to me.[/quote]

You think thats odd… go check out the RMP troll job.
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I did notice when he wrote about his dog he added a “woof woof” to the dialog.
Tourettes, maybe?

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Hi friends, family and sickABs,

First of all, to the boys. If you want real beer, dont bother with that northern american cat piss. Go get some carlton draught. I have 2 bottles of carlton draught a week in my diet.

Mad Horse: Do you work for the FBI or are you just the worlds greatest detective?? Have you ever heard of a kgs to lbs converter before? Google it. Who would of thought this internet thing was going to take off, hey? Retard.

And to the girls: Im not too sure why you you all think im a troll? Dont you believe those pics are mine? Do you want me to take more? Diana, I know my pics(especially the back one) made your pink panties drop, but theres no need to accuse me of trolling.

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uh, I didn’t accuse you of anything except a mild case of Tourettes syndrome. Don’t flatter yourself.

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[quote]theBird wrote:
Have you ever heard of a kgs to lbs converter before?
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I never knew there was a converter for kegs to pounds, but if you say so, homo.

And two beers a week? Really, and you call yourself Australian? Now I call bullshit.

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[quote]dianab wrote:
uh, I didn’t accuse you of anything except a mild case of Tourettes syndrome. Don’t flatter yourself.[/quote]

Plus she doesn’t wear panties, because they are in my pocket. And, Guinness is better than your shit beer.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:
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WIN!

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:
uh, I didn’t accuse you of anything except a mild case of Tourettes syndrome. Don’t flatter yourself.[/quote]

Plus she doesn’t wear panties, because they are in my pocket. And, Guinness is better than your shit beer.[/quote]

Pics, or it didnt happen.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:
uh, I didn’t accuse you of anything except a mild case of Tourettes syndrome. Don’t flatter yourself.[/quote]

Plus she doesn’t wear panties, because they are in my pocket. And, Guinness is better than your shit beer.[/quote]

Guinness FTW. Why doesn’t anyone like this stuff?

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[quote]theBird wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:
uh, I didn’t accuse you of anything except a mild case of Tourettes syndrome. Don’t flatter yourself.[/quote]

Plus she doesn’t wear panties, because they are in my pocket. And, Guinness is better than your shit beer.[/quote]

Pics, or it didnt happen.

homo homo[/quote]

looks like the troll was finally exposed. Was a good run while it lasted birdman

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[quote]theBird wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:
uh, I didn’t accuse you of anything except a mild case of Tourettes syndrome. Don’t flatter yourself.[/quote]

Plus she doesn’t wear panties, because they are in my pocket. And, Guinness is better than your shit beer.[/quote]

Pics, or it didnt happen.

tweet tweet[/quote]

Don’t worry tweety, it didn’t happen.