Holy shit…I completely clicked on this thread with the absolute 100% pure intention of seeing what I posted…as I thought this was an old thread…but it’s a new one!
Wasn’t the last one about 3 months ago?
[quote]theBird wrote:
Where would you get your pants if you can squat 300kg?[/quote]
When you get there you will understand, until then dont make a thread like this.
[quote]theBird wrote:
Well thanks guys for all your help. Looks like I will never have trouble buying pants again. By the way I squatted 300lbs today for 5. Yeahhhhh budddyyyy!!!
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I hate you just because you end your posts with tweet tweet.
I wasnt going to post anymore on this thread, but I needed to share something with guys. No joke, this afternoon I split another pair of pants at work… same spot as usual, right on the crutch.
I then went to a store to buy my 2nd pair of pants for this week. The lady gave me a tip: before you sit down, pull the pants up at the knees as you prepare to sit. She also said I had a cute arse and that the size 36 pants did my arse more justice than the 38 did.
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[quote]theBird wrote:
I wasnt going to post anymore on this thread, but I needed to share something with guys. No joke, this afternoon I split another pair of pants at work… same spot as usual, right on the crutch.
I then went to a store to buy my 2nd pair of pants for this week. The lady gave me a tip: before you sit down, pull the pants up at the knees as you prepare to sit. She also said I had a cute arse and that the size 36 pants did my arse more justice than the 38 did.
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This is news to you about pulling your pants up? Are you 12 and just got out of shorts and knickers and started wearing big boy pants?
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It’s “crotch”, not “crutch”. A crutch is something you lean on.
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After she complimented you about your ass, did you at least close the deal? If not, it’s irrelevant.
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tweet tweet makes you sound like a retarded metrosexual at best and a flaming over the top homosexual at worst. For your own sake, please stop.
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]theBird wrote:
I wasnt going to post anymore on this thread, but I needed to share something with guys. No joke, this afternoon I split another pair of pants at work… same spot as usual, right on the crutch.
I then went to a store to buy my 2nd pair of pants for this week. The lady gave me a tip: before you sit down, pull the pants up at the knees as you prepare to sit. She also said I had a cute arse and that the size 36 pants did my arse more justice than the 38 did.
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This is news to you about pulling your pants up? Are you 12 and just got out of shorts and knickers and started wearing big boy pants?
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It’s “crotch”, not “crutch”. A crutch is something you lean on.
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After she complimented you about your ass, did you at least close the deal? If not, it’s irrelevant.
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tweet tweet makes you sound like a retarded metrosexual at best and a flaming over the top homosexual at worst. For your own sake, please stop. [/quote]
Lew I already tried, maybe something is lost in the translation. You know from normal male weight lifter, to “metrosexual/homosexual foreign skinny jeans wearing I just learned to squat and make stupid fucking threads male”
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Lew I already tried, maybe something is lost in the translation. You know from normal male weight lifter, to “metrosexual/homosexual foreign skinny jeans wearing I just learned to squat and make stupid fucking threads male”[/quote]
LMFAO
Lets clear some things up.
First of all Im not homo or metro. Im hetero, with my own style.
I have been learning lifting techniques for almost a year now, but just recently in the past 2 months, Ive really been pushing myself to lift heavier and heavier. Yeaahhhh buddddy!!!
I have been wearing big boy pants for about 5 years now. I move around alot at work, but have never had this problem before, so I never did the lift at the knees before sitting down. But now i have to.
And i didnt close the deal at the clothes shop cause the lady was an older lady(about 40ish) and about 10kg overweight, although she did have a giggling 20ish year old with her who I wanted to bangbang.
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[quote]Nards wrote:
Holy shit…I completely clicked on this thread with the absolute 100% pure intention of seeing what I posted…as I thought this was an old thread…but it’s a new one!
Wasn’t the last one about 3 months ago?[/quote]
It was about two months ago… though the last thread was at least started by a kid.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Wear a kilt.
<------ Or do what I do here.
End of useless, repetitive thread.[/quote]
I just noticed the fact that you have an invisible growth protruding out of your thigh, I understand why you don’t wear pants anymore.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Pants? I can’t even find underwear that fits.[/quote]
I have the same problem with condoms…that’s why I became Catholic. Now, it’s a sin to wear a condom.
[quote]theBird wrote:
Where would you get your pants if you can squat 300kg?[/quote]
Well, we all know Jim Wendler is a sell out and has skinny legs because he buys designer jeans at Buckle, so you might want to start there.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Holy shit…I completely clicked on this thread with the absolute 100% pure intention of seeing what I posted…as I thought this was an old thread…but it’s a new one!
Wasn’t the last one about 1 month ago?[/quote]
Yes.
[quote]theBird wrote:
Im a homo
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Makes sense now. You’re not Ronnie Coleman, knock off the Yeah Buddy! shit, plus you don’t even lift weights.
You didn’t close at the clothes store because your a virgin with a small penis, and even skinnier legs. And, you think 130 lbs is too much to handle, big boy. She was laughing at you for cutting your pants up, because your legs are too big.
The fact that you like giggling girls makes me think your a pedophile, are you? Do you like little girls, huh sick fuck?
Listen here buddy or brother chris or whatever you call yourself.
I so do lift weights. I have a thread in rate my physique if u need details and pics.
And yes, I like girls that giggle. And I like small boobies, aslong as she is over 18 years of age.
You like girls with moustaches and deep voices. You aint nuthin but a peanut!
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BC, for cereal?
Do you need a sammich?
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
BC, for cereal?
Do you need a sammich?[/quote]
Yeah ham and cheese please.
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
BC, for cereal?
Do you need a sammich?[/quote]
Yeah ham and cheese please.[/quote]
Well, since I’m already in the kitchen…
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
BC, for cereal?
Do you need a sammich?[/quote]
Yeah ham and cheese please.[/quote]
Well, since I’m already in the kitchen…
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Like you thought I didn’t know that
Let me get some reeces PB cups with that too.
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
BC, for cereal?
Do you need a sammich?[/quote]
Yeah ham and cheese please.[/quote]
Well, since I’m already in the kitchen…
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Like you thought I didn’t know that
Let me get some reeces PB cups with that too.[/quote]
With a cold beer, top already off?