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[quote]Dr. Ryan wrote:
You guys are so busy arguing, you have forgotten to ask the most important questions?

How many guests are you allowed to take?

Where does the line form?

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We have to dress as mars bars and sneak in I think, just watch out for guys tryna bite you.

[quote]Dr. Ryan wrote:
dr stig wrote:
Zen warrior wrote:
dr stig wrote:
I have appeared in two porn films, never did me any harm…and they are not gay ones.

Are you the guy in the back not getting any action but who likes to watch? J

J/K
Don’t we all like to watch?

heh heh, slight exaggeration, I
am credited in at least two as I translated them from French to English for the subtitles. I’m about the only real person in the credits.

Translated porn? Who knew there was talking. I thought they spoke the universal language. LOL

Good work if you can get it I guess:)[/quote]

Ex was a translator and I knew a guy who marketed films (he was a cameraman by profession) and needed it translating , so she did it and I sent it to the guy under my name.

Thanks for providing this entertaining back and forth bitching but I do not see why you even bother, my dick is still bigger than both of yours combined.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Northcott wrote:
Bad enough that you’re an idiot, but you’re ignorant on top of it. That you seem to be without common graces, manners, or class just compounds it.

Braying ass? Hypocrite? Idiot? Ignorant? Dude if you want to debate - use something beyond baseless name calling. If you have an opinion, express it. But you just make yourself look like a frustrated child. And being a member here for a whopping 2 months, maybe you should just shut the hell up and let the grownup s do the talking, huh?

I don’t know SG. Wouldn’t recognize her if I saw her on the street. Only read a couple posts by her so far. Insofar as the whole Playboy thing goes – can’t say as I’d be pleased with my kid sister or daughter doing the same, but in the end it’s her choice. If you don’t like it, that’s cool… but unless somebody pinned you down and forced you to read every word of the thread, you were just as free to ignore it and move on as to post your opinion.

You would do well to take your own advice and move on. But you probably won’t. Go ahead - show everyone just how big your tail-feathers are. I will outlast you. I have outlasted everyone else, and with your whopping 244 posts, I am not that concerned.

You’re complaining about somebody else fishing for attention. You’re an epic attention whore who threadcraps to bray in a condescending and insulting manner with utterly disingenous statements. You then seek more reactions to reply to. That qualifies as hypocrisy.

Are you a product of the public education system? That is not hypcrisy. I don’t know who the hell is doing the qualifying - but if it’s you, well…you have proved your total inability to grasp logic - so i won’t even waste my time with a response here.

Your need to act tough with someone you see as the bully, is almost as sad as wanting to be the snack bar at Hef’s place.

Or to sum it up in words you may find more familiar: “I think it’s just pretty fucking sad that you need this kind of chatter about you in order to feed whatever self-esteem issues you have.”

I didn’t start the thread nimrod. I merely posted my opinion. And in your book, that qualifies as an attention whore with self-esteem issues? You ma’am are a moron.

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[quote]dr stig wrote:
Kuz wrote:
dr stig wrote:
Kuz wrote:
SouthernGirl wrote:
Gosh, who would have thought someone would get their panties in a wad over this issue here at Tmag?

5 hours at the playboy mansion will not jeopardize my entire medical career. Trust me.

I wanted to keep my comments fairly simple on this one and say something about that last line above:

I know it seems like it will be no big deal, but trust me… a lot of promising careers have been lost over much, much less. Just something to think about.

Good luck to ya, kiddo.

Kuz

She’s going to the PBM not to the Scientology annual recruitment drive barbecue.

She’s going to the PBM to be coated in chocolate and have people eat it off of her. But hey, I’m sure there will not be any photos of that kind of thing. Naaaah.

I have appeared in two porn films, never did me any harm…and they are not gay ones.
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lol Come on now… you translated them. It’s not like you appeared in them. Let’s not skate around the issue on this one.

Anyhoo, it’s SG’s life. I was just throwing out a cautionary thought, that’s all.

[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
Thanks for providing this entertaining back and forth bitching but I do not see why you even bother, my dick is still bigger than both of yours combined.
[/quote]

I agree - you are indeed the bigger dick.

[quote]Kuz wrote:
dr stig wrote:
Kuz wrote:
dr stig wrote:
Kuz wrote:
SouthernGirl wrote:
Gosh, who would have thought someone would get their panties in a wad over this issue here at Tmag?

5 hours at the playboy mansion will not jeopardize my entire medical career. Trust me.

I wanted to keep my comments fairly simple on this one and say something about that last line above:

I know it seems like it will be no big deal, but trust me… a lot of promising careers have been lost over much, much less. Just something to think about.

Good luck to ya, kiddo.

Kuz

She’s going to the PBM not to the Scientology annual recruitment drive barbecue.

She’s going to the PBM to be coated in chocolate and have people eat it off of her. But hey, I’m sure there will not be any photos of that kind of thing. Naaaah.

I have appeared in two porn films, never did me any harm…and they are not gay ones.

lol Come on now… you translated them. It’s not like you appeared in them. Let’s not skate around the issue on this one.

Anyhoo, it’s SG’s life. I was just throwing out a cautionary thought, that’s all.[/quote]

Woah, I WOULD have appeared in them given half the chance don’t get me wrong.

LOL, you are a funny dude man.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Amsterdam Animal wrote:
Thanks for providing this entertaining back and forth bitching but I do not see why you even bother, my dick is still bigger than both of yours combined.

I agree - you are indeed the bigger dick.

[/quote]

I’m replying since Gojira had a respectful message and b/c like a lot of others on here, I do enjoy hearing her opinion and hold a great deal of respect for her and the wisdom she has to pass on. She’s always delivered her ideas in a non-childish way. (And I’m sure some of you will skew this into saying I’m sucking up …and for even pointing it out I would be accused, I must certainly be one…it’s just the Tmag way of giving a warm welcome).

I posted this thread with no intentions of telling the entire world my plans. I posted to draw creativity for my answer. Someone actually asked was this a question I had to answer for a school assignment. I replied while giving a brief description of CE’s benefit b/c I’m actually intrigued by the idea of a mansion decorated with all the God awful carbs you can dream of. (Call me boring but learning about chemical reactions, cells, diseases, and other medical related things although helpful, can get old). Oh and I happened to say I loved CE. Somehow, that was misinterpreted into it was my life goal to meet her and get body painted…and how this is pitiful (Yes I know you didn’t say that Gojira).

In case all of you haven’t noticed, I’ve dropped off from T-mag due to school. I long for the days where I actually had time to check articles, threads and posts on a regular basis. Even if I did have extra time on my hands I would not try to plot on how I can draw attention. Since my time is really limited, why would I waste my time on petty things like gaining attention when I could be worrying about more important issues regarding school…I wouldn’t. (Note…again, this is not me worry about recieving attention by defending myself, see the following paragraph). It’s not in my nature to draw anxiety from not turning a certain number of heads a day. Trust me, if I want attention, it just sorta occurs own it’s own and it’s not online.

By replying to this thread now, I am defending myself like most people would do. Of course I’ll post my opinion, but if someone doesn’t understand it I’ll try to clarify. And if they still don’t understand it…I’m not losing sleep over it. There is a difference between caring enough to clarify and defend yourself than to scream for attention. Sure I like getting attention since I have a vagina and lots of estrogen…but I do not contemplate on ways I can get it at T-mag.

Granted I’ve had posts in the pasts talking about some things that the more conservative would look down upon, but you left out the saturated amounts of information those posts had in them. If you recall, I started the boob job thread prior to surgery. I was posing the question to women who had gone under the knife previously on how they worked out afterward surgery. Eventually it started up again when other women started asking me for advice. The thread I started about the vibe was just to say “WOW! I didn’t know this was possible…go buy one ladies!” The pics of me in lingerie also began with pics of me in sporty attire (boxing gloves) that really showed off the hard work I had done over recent years and after leaning out. I have a couple of other really really really long threads that kept up with exactly what I did when I leaned out. When I started the “fitness and other photos” thread, I linked that thread to the one with the info in it (Mission: Lean Out)…and in the leaning out thread I linked it to the thread with the photos. I not only posted them to keep myself accountable, but I knew the struggles I dealt with were the same as a lot of other women on this site. I knew they’d appreciate the info/insight and I don’t know how much positive feedback I received from women b/c of those threads.

I may need to clarify regarding what I’ll actually be doing IF I go to the mansion. I was offered but I’m still not sure if I want to go b/c I just finished “bulking” and hadn’t planned on leaning out until 2 weeks before the event. I would be wearing candy lingerie or bodypaint and serve cocktails with 650 other girls just like me. (And playmates, cyber girls and the burlesque girls after their performance). Even this type of behavior will be looked down upon by some I’m sure, but it’s my decision if I want to serve cocktails, look pretty and smile. It’s for 5 hours. It’s just 5 hours out of my life that’s not the same everyday routine…I’m not off track with school, fitness, etc. I also think a lot of people would love to be in my position right now if they want to admit it publicly or not. I can also think of seeeeveral other things people do/have done that’s much “worse behavior.” If putting on candy lingerie with 650 other girls, posting about my surgery and my fitness tips/struggles online is the worst thing I do in my life, I’m doing pretty damn good. What I’m not going to do if I go…spread my legs, report how wonderful it was to T-mag, and want people to eat candy off of me. That’s reserved for my man only.

If any of you question the reasons of why I post, that’s perfectly fine. I’m content with knowing people I’ve never met or seen may misinterpret what I say online. A lot of statements can be misinterpreted online period. Truth be told, I’m damn proud of my accomplishments. The ones I’m most proud of aren’t even related to this website. But the ones that are related to t-mag are evident and I’m not ashamed of them. I’m a very open person. I have nothing to hide, and especially from the people here.

[quote]SouthernGirl wrote:
I’m replying since Gojira had a respectful message and b/c like a lot of others on here, I do enjoy hearing her opinion and hold a great deal of respect for her and the wisdom she has to pass on. She’s always delivered her ideas in a non-childish way. (And I’m sure some of you will skew this into saying I’m sucking up …and for even pointing it out I would be accused, I must certainly be one…it’s just the Tmag way of giving a warm welcome).

I posted this thread with no intentions of telling the entire world my plans. I posted to draw creativity for my answer. Someone actually asked was this a question I had to answer for a school assignment. I replied while giving a brief description of CE’s benefit b/c I’m actually intrigued by the idea of a mansion decorated with all the God awful carbs you can dream of. (Call me boring but learning about chemical reactions, cells, diseases, and other medical related things although helpful, can get old). Oh and I happened to say I loved CE. Somehow, that was misinterpreted into it was my life goal to meet her and get body painted…and how this is pitiful (Yes I know you didn’t say that Gojira).

In case all of you haven’t noticed, I’ve dropped off from T-mag due to school. I long for the days where I actually had time to check articles, threads and posts on a regular basis. Even if I did have extra time on my hands I would not try to plot on how I can draw attention. Since my time is really limited, why would I waste my time on petty things like gaining attention when I could be worrying about more important issues regarding school…I wouldn’t. (Note…again, this is not me worry about recieving attention by defending myself, see the following paragraph). It’s not in my nature to draw anxiety from not turning a certain number of heads a day. Trust me, if I want attention, it just sorta occurs own it’s own and it’s not online.

By replying to this thread now, I am defending myself like most people would do. Of course I’ll post my opinion, but if someone doesn’t understand it I’ll try to clarify. And if they still don’t understand it…I’m not losing sleep over it. There is a difference between caring enough to clarify and defend yourself than to scream for attention. Sure I like getting attention since I have a vagina and lots of estrogen…but I do not contemplate on ways I can get it at T-mag.

Granted I’ve had posts in the pasts talking about some things that the more conservative would look down upon, but you left out the saturated amounts of information those posts had in them. If you recall, I started the boob job thread prior to surgery. I was posing the question to women who had gone under the knife previously on how they worked out afterward surgery. Eventually it started up again when other women started asking me for advice. The thread I started about the vibe was just to say “WOW! I didn’t know this was possible…go buy one ladies!” The pics of me in lingerie also began with pics of me in sporty attire (boxing gloves) that really showed off the hard work I had done over recent years and after leaning out. I have a couple of other really really really long threads that kept up with exactly what I did when I leaned out. When I started the “fitness and other photos” thread, I linked that thread to the one with the info in it (Mission: Lean Out)…and in the leaning out thread I linked it to the thread with the photos. I not only posted them to keep myself accountable, but I knew the struggles I dealt with were the same as a lot of other women on this site. I knew they’d appreciate the info/insight and I don’t know how much positive feedback I received from women b/c of those threads.

I may need to clarify regarding what I’ll actually be doing IF I go to the mansion. I was offered but I’m still not sure if I want to go b/c I just finished “bulking” and hadn’t planned on leaning out until 2 weeks before the event. I would be wearing candy lingerie or bodypaint and serve cocktails with 650 other girls just like me. (And playmates, cyber girls and the burlesque girls after their performance). Even this type of behavior will be looked down upon by some I’m sure, but it’s my decision if I want to serve cocktails, look pretty and smile. It’s for 5 hours. It’s just 5 hours out of my life that’s not the same everyday routine…I’m not off track with school, fitness, etc. I also think a lot of people would love to be in my position right now if they want to admit it publicly or not. I can also think of seeeeveral other things people do/have done that’s much “worse behavior.” If putting on candy lingerie with 650 other girls, posting about my surgery and my fitness tips/struggles online is the worst thing I do in my life, I’m doing pretty damn good. What I’m not going to do if I go…spread my legs, report how wonderful it was to T-mag, and want people to eat candy off of me. That’s reserved for my man only.

If any of you question the reasons of why I post, that’s perfectly fine. I’m content with knowing people I’ve never met or seen may misinterpret what I say online. A lot of statements can be misinterpreted online period. Truth be told, I’m damn proud of my accomplishments. The ones I’m most proud of aren’t even related to this website. But the ones that are related to t-mag are evident and I’m not ashamed of them. I’m a very open person. I have nothing to hide, and especially from the people here. [/quote]

when a thread appears with a good looking chick in anything less than jeans and a t shirt the following things happen…
1)young immature lads offer to do everything, say anything and show the obvious fact that they have not ‘got it’ yet.
2)Older wiser lads join in, mainly for fun and banter and to stare at flesh without the wife/girlfriend cottoning on.
3)The moral bastians of the cyberworld jump in and claim how she’s going to go to hell and burn for showing a bit of fun bag.
4) some people appreciate the hard work shes put in, tap into some useful knowledge, share and learn (so what if its about boobs, vibrators, diet or accumulation/intensification).

Either way, where is the harm? - SG is a good looking chocolate and besides the banter ive had with her, i do plan on one day mating with half of georgia due to what she has tought me.

Is planning on going to the PBM that bad?

I dont think so. Opinions are great, and why not express them but name calling - well thats just not classy imo.

This thread has turned into that Alanis Morissette song “Ironic.” I love Rainjack decrying the public education system as he misspells words and demonstrates that he has the vocabulary of seven year old homeschooler. He also pokes fun at SG’s attention-grabbing behavior as he practically begs for attention from anyone who will listen.
Gojira pipes in with a blast at SG’s titillating behavior. I have noticed(believe me, I noticed) that Gojira’s avatar is a butt-naked picture of herself. I was titillated enough to send her a complimenatary PM. Many T-Men have sent warnings about going to the Mansion, and we all know that we would accept that invitation in a heartbeat. Long live internet forums!!!

[quote]T-Raven wrote:
This thread has turned into that Alanis Morissette song “Ironic.” I love Rainjack decrying the public education system as he misspells words and demonstrates that he has the vocabulary of seven year old homeschooler. He also pokes fun at SG’s attention-grabbing behavior as he practically begs for attention from anyone who will listen.
Gojira pipes in with a blast at SG’s titillating behavior. I have noticed(believe me, I noticed) that Gojira’s avatar is a butt-naked picture of herself. I was titillated enough to send her a complimenatary PM. Many T-Men have sent warnings about going to the Mansion, and we all know that we would accept that invitation in a heartbeat. Long live internet forums!!![/quote]

I noticed all the multi-syllabic words in your post as well. Do you even know what “vocabulary” means?

You can’t attack the point I make, so you go after a couple of typo’s. That speaks volumes about your own logic.

I don’t do this for attention - but nice try at stealing someone else’s idea.

Tell me - do you have an original thought, or should you be a fucking parrot rather than a raven?

So far you have nothing original to offer. How much does it cost for folks like you to ride on the bandwagon anyhow? Is it free?

Try having an original thought. You might be shocked to find that it is possible - even with your brain.

[quote]SouthernGirl wrote:

Sure I like getting attention since I have a vagina [/quote]

You heard it here first, gentlemen.

But back to the original topic. This is a snack cake rather than a candy, but I don’t think that alone would be grounds for disqualification.

Choc-o-Dile:

“Because it takes a while, to eat a Choc-o-Dile”

Sorry, couldn’t resist. :wink:

Hmmm, kind of reminds me of Nicole Kidman in the movie To Die For.

[quote]T-Raven wrote:
we all know that we would accept that invitation (to the Playboy mansion) in a heartbeat.[/quote]

speak for yourself…

I wouldn’t go…not because I’m a prude, far from it…I just think that:

Playboy = pure cheezy shit

I didn’t even look at Playboy in college…the only people I ran across that read/‘beat off to’ Playboy (in college) have always been serious goof-balls that were lucky to ever get a date in their sad, stay at home by themselves on friday night, lives (there will be exceptions I’m sure)…

Playboy mag reminds me of the shy weirdo nut-jobs that would hang posters of scantily clad female celebrities on their dorm room walls (who were they trying to impress with that lame crap?)…those guys never got laid (but at least they had a stack of tame bland Playboy magazines hidden under their beds)…

if you want a whack mag, at least have the common sense to get Hustler…jeez…some wild crazed horned out college chick (aka attractive college girl with at least one beer in her) might even respect you for that…they’d probably just laugh at your Playboy collection…

DPH,
I think your post might have been a little more revealing than you meant for it to. Thanks for that sad little look into your college experience. Strangely enough, SG’s story didn’t conjure up the same images in my mind that it did for you.

[quote]T-Raven wrote:
DPH,

I think your post might have been a little more revealing than you meant for it to.
[/quote]

revealing? I meant for it say state just what it did…

all the goobers that I came across that collected Playboy (you may have been one of them, sorry) had pathetic social skills when it came to the opposite sex…

I loved college…I had a great time…

[quote]
Strangely enough, SG’s story didn’t conjure up the same images in my mind that it did for you.[/quote]

I wasn’t speaking of SG’s story…I was remarking on your desire to hang-out at the Playboy mansion…something that I find really fucking goofy…

[quote]DPH wrote:
T-Raven wrote:
we all know that we would accept that invitation (to the Playboy mansion) in a heartbeat.

speak for yourself…

I wouldn’t go…not because I’m a prude, far from it…I just think that:

Playboy = pure cheezy shit

I didn’t even look at Playboy in college…the only people I ran across that read/‘beat off to’ Playboy (in college) have always been serious goof-balls that were lucky to ever get a date in their sad, stay at home by themselves on friday night, lives (there will be exceptions I’m sure)…

Playboy mag reminds me of the shy weirdo nut-jobs that would hang posters of scantily clad female celebrities on their dorm room walls (who were they trying to impress with that lame crap?)…those guys never got laid (but at least they had a stack of tame bland Playboy magazines hidden under their beds)…

if you want a whack mag, at least have the common sense to get Hustler…jeez…some wild crazed horned out college chick (aka attractive college girl with at least one beer in her) might even respect you for that…they’d probably just laugh at your Playboy collection…[/quote]

You are right. Playboy is the lamest of the type.

If you want a skin mag there are many that are better/sexier.

If you want to read articles read something else.

I remember the geeks in college that actually collected Playboy. They never kissed a girl.

[quote]DPH wrote:

“all the goobers that I came across” [/quote]

I think that little Freudian slip is an excellent indicator of why you are repulsed by thoughts of being at the Mansion?!?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.