Can I Pull Off Bald?

[quote]red04 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]batman730 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Who cares if you can “pull it off”. Just do YOU. Your other option is to wear baseball caps all the time. Which is akin to ladies wearing a push-up bra. [/quote]

By this do you mean sexy at first but disappointing when it counts?[/quote]

Yes exactly.[/quote]

What if I sometimes wear baseball caps over my beautiful long hair? Is that more like a minimizing bra because it’s like, sexy, and then even sexier when it counts?[/quote]

Yes!

You’re shit-face? I don’t believe it.

I’d be a bit more concerned about what’s going on behind you then thinning hair…

And Dude, that Coca Cola is priming you for big trouble down the
road healthwise, including low testosterone…a mere Can of that poison has 10
teaspoons of Sugar.

And don’t listen to ‘TheBeth’ too closely…Some Women love Beards, but some Women
fucking hate them, and that ‘‘Just Do You’’ quote is a dead giveaway she has a Jones
for Oprah Winfrey by way of Russell Simmons.

Well, do you have a choice?

We need a “Going Bald” sticky.

When a girl tells you that she dreamed of licking your bald head, you have the green light for sexy time.

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
We need a “Going Bald” sticky.

When a girl tells you that she dreamed of licking your bald head, you have the green light for sexy time.

[/quote]

That might be a euphemism for circumsized.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
We need a “Going Bald” sticky.

When a girl tells you that she dreamed of licking your bald head, you have the green light for sexy time.

[/quote]

That might be a euphemism for circumsized.[/quote]

Works either way I suppose :wink:

P. Diddy…:wink:

[quote]Karado wrote:
P. Diddy…;)[/quote]

That’s some other guy :wink:

[quote]beachguy498 wrote:

[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
only if you have a beard to balance it out[/quote]

Or a goatee for the serial killer look…

Rob[/quote]
Yeah, I went with the shaved head-goatee combo earlier this year, there were A LOT of white supremacy jokes. Being the whitest person I know probably didn’t help. A lot of comparisons to that guy from Breaking Bad too. But mostly white supremacy.

I really wish the internet was around when I started to lose my luscious locks. Deciding to shave your head is quite the conundrum.

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
I really wish the internet was around when I started to lose my luscious locks. Deciding to shave your head is quite the conundrum.[/quote]

We could have had a really nice thread about it.

:slight_smile:

Desirable features for pulling off bald:

  • Decent stubble/beard
  • Get big
  • Get a tan if possible
  • Strong jaw
  • Thick eyebrows
  • Confidence

Non desirable features for the bald look:

  • Your skinny as fuck
  • Receded tiny chin
  • Pasty pale skin
  • No facial hair
  • Whiny, insecure

Ultimately no one will really give a shit. People are too busy worrying about their own problems.

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:
Get hyooooooge. Then nobody will have the balls to tell you it doesn’t look good even if they don’t think so. Problem solved.[/quote]

there is truth in this statement - and, you need a bigger neck. aw hell, you need a bigger everything to pull that off~

[quote]B A S T A R D wrote:
Desirable features for pulling off bald:

  • Decent stubble/beard
  • Get big
  • Get a tan if possible
  • Strong jaw
  • Thick eyebrows
  • Confidence

Non desirable features for the bald look:

  • Your skinny as fuck
  • Receded tiny chin
  • Pasty pale skin
  • No facial hair
  • Whiny, insecure

Ultimately no one will really give a shit. People are too busy worrying about their own problems.
[/quote]

Another nondesirable feature:

  • stubble is prematurely grey and you have an allergy to dyes.

Pretty sure those non-desirable features stay non-desirable even with a luxurious barnet.

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:
Get hyooooooge. Then nobody will have the balls to tell you it doesn’t look good even if they don’t think so. Problem solved.[/quote]

there is truth in this statement - and, you need a bigger neck. aw hell, you need a bigger everything to pull that off~[/quote]

I have a skinny little neck and a giant bald head and no one ever says a word to me. I think it’s because of my huge guns. They’re like 16" inflexed.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Apoklyps wrote:
Get hyooooooge. Then nobody will have the balls to tell you it doesn’t look good even if they don’t think so. Problem solved.[/quote]

there is truth in this statement - and, you need a bigger neck. aw hell, you need a bigger everything to pull that off~[/quote]

I have a skinny little neck and a giant bald head and no one ever says a word to me. I think it’s because of my huge guns. They’re like 16" inflexed.[/quote]

Pics of gunz required, Miss EmmyDear…

somehowz i have a hard time believing that you were cursed with one leg, skinny neck, AND a bald head.

[quote]print wrote:
You’re shit-face? I don’t believe it.

I’d be a bit more concerned about what’s going on behind you then thinning hair…[/quote]

Definitely some homosex happening back there. But it doesn’t count if you’re drunk, right?

OP, just shave it, maybe clippers with no guard, that’s a little easier than a razor. I’ve been everywhere from shaved to shoulder length over the last few years, and in my experience not giving a shit about your hair does you better than having one hairstyle v. another.