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Please also be advised that just like nasty stripper dance lady he ALSO WEARS SUNGLASSES while working out! Even at night.
My work here… my work here is done.
This… my masterpiece… I may never top it.
hahahahahahahahahahahaa hallowed, those posts just cracked me up.
If it’s fake, what a tool! If it’s real, what a tool!
lol
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
My work here… my work here is done.
This… my masterpiece… I may never top it.[/quote]
Looks like a SEAL Team logo on his shirt. If hes not active duty or retired, Im guessing he’s faking more than just one thing.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
hahahahahahahahahahahaa hallowed, those posts just cracked me up.
If it’s fake, what a tool! If it’s real, what a tool!
lol[/quote]
I know! I have lost my shit laughing having just this discussion at the gym.
It can’t be real!
But if its not real… ITS FAKE???
die of laughter
I will say that I have one more target at the gym… we call her “incrediass” and if she gets near me and a mirror… it is on.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I will say that I have one more target at the gym… we call her “incrediass” and if she gets near me and a mirror… it is on.[/quote]
I’ll be following this thread closely.
Hhhmmmmm, yes.
Elephantitis? That’s really…disgusting. A tumor?
Edit:
Love the post-coital smile on Hallowed’s face. Stewing in da oxytocinz, fuck yeah!
Drove through your hometown this morning, yo. Fucking gorgeous scenery. I love that stretch of the drive.
P.S. Fuck da 405
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Elephantitis? That’s really…disgusting. A tumor?[/quote]
And why the skintight bike shorts!?!?!
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I will say that I have one more target at the gym… we call her “incrediass” and if she gets near me and a mirror… it is on.[/quote]
I’ll be following this thread closely.
Hhhmmmmm, yes.[/quote]
Dude, my bro has a chick at his work who tells people to call her “ghetto booty.” I told him do NOT call her this for the off chance that she might threaten him with harassment and extort him for something. Fuck that low hanging fruit shit. Dumb floozy.
But I’ve gone to his work and just barely missed her…will try to take a picture.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
CAN IT BE REAL?!?! [/quote]
Only one way to find out… I’m tempted to say POIDH, but I think this time we can let it slide.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
hahahahahahahahahahahaa hallowed, those posts just cracked me up.
If it’s fake, what a tool! If it’s real, what a tool!
lol[/quote]
That is to 3 decimal points the perfect comedic response to that picture!
Yeah, I’d say the guy’s faking…if you say he’ll wear sunglasses all the time then yeah, he’s all about image. Also the SEALs shirt.
Dude either has his sack pulled WAY off to the side, has a head the size of a tennis ball, or has some rolled up socks stuffed in his biking shorts to look like he’s massive. And what’s with the fucking hair?
Commercial gyms: Where the lulz are non-stop
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
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He wears gloves while doing dumbbell curls. Can’t be real.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Pic 3
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He wears gloves while doing dumbbell curls. Can’t be real.
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And they’re full fingered gloves too
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Pic 3
Please also be advised that just like nasty stripper dance lady he ALSO WEARS SUNGLASSES while working out! Even at night.[/quote]
winner
Those pics and the commentary are pure gold
I really do want to know what the bulge is though
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Pic 3
Please also be advised that just like nasty stripper dance lady he ALSO WEARS SUNGLASSES while working out! Even at night.[/quote]
winner
Those pics and the commentary are pure gold
I really do want to know what the bulge is though[/quote]
As do I my friend, as do I!
Just not enough to cop a feel.
It is HILARIOUS how every single person in the room is aware of the massive bulge, covertly checking it out (shock and awe) and thinking the exact same things about it!
[quote]SailorJerry wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
My work here… my work here is done.
This… my masterpiece… I may never top it.[/quote]
Looks like a SEAL Team logo on his shirt. If hes not active duty or retired, Im guessing he’s faking more than just one thing.[/quote]
Busted - You can always catch a black guy trying to pass. Don’t compromise your Afrocentricity Bro - take off the skin cream.
ok ok - bad joke!!
Damn…Ponce beat me to it…I was gonna say “Maybe it’s a tumah?”
