Here’s me wrist deep in two gorgeous girl’s boxes! Only a face like mine gets this sort of shit done.
Sorry Brother you and I are in the same boat, built like a fridge with the face of baboons ass, but we have witty charm and can make women laugh. Hate to break it to you. Hell you are in a foriegn land, how many white boys are running around over there? Thats how you get the asian ass.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Children gather round me during times that frighten as my face is a beacon of strength, fortitude and good-will.[/quote]
When you drive around in this all day it’s no wonder kids want to be around you.
But at least I really give them candy when I’m done…not like some people I might mention!
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Sorry Brother you and I are in the same boat, built like a fridge with the face of baboons ass, but we have witty charm and can make women laugh. Hate to break it to you. Hell you are in a foriegn land, how many white boys are running around over there? Thats how you get the asian ass. [/quote]
Who’s going to be nice and photoshop my face on this?
[quote]Nards wrote:
Oh yeah, um, here’s the pic…(see! I’m stupid! Ergo I must be handsome!)[/quote]
Taiwanese girls are total babes. I guess many of them have that special look about them. Didn’t get the same feeling in Hong Kong. Now Japan and Korea, that’s a whole new, pleasurable universe.
But after 7, 8, 9 years you do get bored looking at the same “type” of women.
This is the prettiest I get, if you’d like to use this to shop in.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
[quote]educote wrote:
Finished product…
freaking camera phone pics[/quote]
wanted to say I love Abita beer and good southern cooking
thanks for the great food pics
Now I just need to know about this chocolate gravy stuff Dixie posted[/quote]
It is what God eats on Christmas morning. I’ll ask my dad for the recipe and pm it to you. Its pretty simple, just never actually mixed it myself.
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Oh yeah, um, here’s the pic…(see! I’m stupid! Ergo I must be handsome!)[/quote]
Taiwanese girls are total babes. I guess many of them have that special look about them. Didn’t get the same feeling in Hong Kong. Now Japan and Korea, that’s a whole new, pleasurable universe.
But after 7, 8, 9 years you do get bored looking at the same “type” of women.[/quote]
Not really, since I only get to do anything fun with only one woman now anyway.
I never was one for blue-eyed blondes anyway.
[quote]Nards wrote:
This is the prettiest I get, if you’d like to use this to shop in.[/quote]
In Japan Tommy Lee Jones face is everywhere. I imagine Taiwan to be the same except replace with Nards photo 
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
[quote]educote wrote:
Finished product…
freaking camera phone pics[/quote]
wanted to say I love Abita beer and good southern cooking
thanks for the great food pics
Now I just need to know about this chocolate gravy stuff Dixie posted[/quote]
It is what God eats on Christmas morning. I’ll ask my dad for the recipe and pm it to you. Its pretty simple, just never actually mixed it myself.
[/quote]
If you would please!!!
I would love to dazzle my family on the holidays with something like this.
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
This is the prettiest I get, if you’d like to use this to shop in.[/quote]
In Japan Tommy Lee Jones face is everywhere. I imagine Taiwan to be the same except replace with Nards photo :)[/quote]
That reminds me my school one time used me in a print ad but they didn’t tell me the day before so I was wearing cargo shorts and a bright blue and orange football jersey. It looked awful but they still used it. Wait and I’ll find a pic of me wearing those clothes so you get the idea of how bad it was.
^^ No way!!! That’s great!
Well, unless that beer killed him.
[quote]Nards wrote:
^^ No way!!! That’s great!
Well, unless that beer killed him.[/quote]
Dude at a stop light last night after work, was going to pick up the oldest from adult day care. I saw it and then swung back around to get a picture. Got to love Texas humour.
Oh, so you’re saying someone put that beer there like that?
Aw man, I was thinking he’d done it himself. Still funny.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
LOL thanks Beans I needed that. Hell yea I married up, I have never had problems talking to the females. [/quote]
We should form the “I’m fucked when she finally smartens up and leaves me” club.
My wife is like 5,000x better looking than anyone that should be with me. ;)[/quote]
Hell I also married wisely she also has her masters in nursing and is making 6 figs.
But yes you can be club president and I will be vise president. Now all we need is a secretary and a treasurer. [/quote]
Can I be secretary of state of this club? Only 23 lol
Also x2 on the 5,000x better looking than anyone that should be with me… relevant pic attached
EDIT: Forgot to add she has a PhD in Molecular and Cell Biology and is making ~6 figs as well.
FUCK I hope she doesn’t wise up lol
^ Yes you can be secretary. Great catch, I will just ask what I get asked, how long has she been blind?