[quote]pushharder wrote:
A platonic girlfriend of mine just sent me this pic.
She was cooking turkey and using a disposable roasting pan and the bottom busted and scalded her with grease and broth.
In her words:
“Ain’t nobody touching this pussy for along time. Notice swollen legs? Have blood infection and have to get hour long IV’s for the next 3 days. Guess it could kill ya if it goes untreated. Never use a disposable pan again!”[/quote]
[quote]pushharder wrote:
A platonic girlfriend of mine just sent me this pic.
She was cooking turkey and using a disposable roasting pan and the bottom busted and scalded her with grease and broth.
In her words:
“Ain’t nobody touching this pussy for along time. Notice swollen legs? Have blood infection and have to get hour long IV’s for the next 3 days. Guess it could kill ya if it goes untreated. Never use a disposable pan again!”[/quote]
Oh. My. God.
Could you imagine hearing the scream she let out from another part of the house?
Christ…
Hope she gets better soon!
PS, I take cell phone pics and make obnoxious captions and send them to friends all the time… this thread is awesome! lol
[quote]pushharder wrote:
A platonic girlfriend of mine just sent me this pic.
She was cooking turkey and using a disposable roasting pan and the bottom busted and scalded her with grease and broth.
In her words:
“Ain’t nobody touching this pussy for along time. Notice swollen legs? Have blood infection and have to get hour long IV’s for the next 3 days. Guess it could kill ya if it goes untreated. Never use a disposable pan again!”[/quote]
Oh. My. God.
Could you imagine hearing the scream she let out from another part of the house?
Christ…
Hope she gets better soon!
PS, I take cell phone pics and make obnoxious captions and send them to friends all the time… this thread is awesome! lol[/quote]
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Wild turkey hunting in shorts and tank top. Temp is +20. Feels plumb balmy after the recent below zero temps.
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no freaking way. It was 33 degrees this morning when I went to work and I had on long coat, scarf, gloves, boots and turtleneck and that is tooooo cold.
Hey so how do you handle the coat situation in the cold? You wear your coat to your car. You turn on your heater. Do you keep the heater low and keep the coat on or do you pull over when it gets warmer and take the coat off?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Wild turkey hunting in shorts and tank top. Temp is +20. Feels plumb balmy after the recent below zero temps.
[/quote]
no freaking way. It was 33 degrees this morning when I went to work and I had on long coat, scarf, gloves, boots and turtleneck and that is tooooo cold.[/quote]
Listen here Little Red Riding Hood, cold weather issss gooood cuz all the better for me to keep you warm…[quote]
Hey so how do you handle the coat situation in the cold? You wear your coat to your car. You turn on your heater. Do you keep the heater low and keep the coat on or do you pull over when it gets warmer and take the coat off?[/quote]
Unless it’s below zero I just don’t wear a coat to and from the car. I take one with me of course but don’t wear it unless I’m going to be outside awhile.
Another pic attached of me after field dressing the bird.
Snowed steady all day. Should end up being another 8" or so by tomorrow.[/quote]
This was soooo strange. I was sitting in the waiting room in the doctors office, with like TEN empty seats around, and this guy comes in and sits directly across from me. The tips of our toes couldn’t have been more than 12 inches apart. He then proceeded to be antsy and anxious for the rest of my time waiting.
This was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. This woman parked her (white) car at the pump, but sat inside for a good 90 seconds before she even opened the door to get out. In this time, the guy in the maroon mercedes backed his car to the pump, and started pumping. She finally got out and started screaming at the guy, and the guy stood there pumping his gas like nothin’ was even happening.
“Oh don’t mind me. I’m just gonna bend over this here counter, with these here light-shit-brown colored sweapants, tucked into my high white socks, with these here shorts that have a massive rip down the ass/leg over them.”
