Calling Out Kerley

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

Apologies to Suzie for this post being absolutely un-fappable.[/quote]

Surely, you jest!

Or you underestimate suze’s power to fap to just about anything.[/quote]

It really is an impressive trait!!!

Do you think it qualifies as a “super power”? I mean, can SuzieQ use his amazing power of FAP to save the world?

The scenarios and possibilities are ENDLESS!!!

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Scenario 1:

Villian: “Hahaha, no one will be able to stop me from taking over the world!”

Suzie: faps quickly - squirts in villian’s eyes, saves the day

Scenario 2:

Smokey the bear: Only YOU can stop forest fires!

Suzie: faps a million times in the forest, thus dousing the fire[/quote]

On a more practical level:

Homeowner: “I just can’t seem to get this wallpaper to STICK!”
SuzieQ: “Perhaps I can help, Ma’am …”[/quote]

Lol, your stories are way better than mine.[/quote]

The real question for you is, would you let him make your Cheesesteak “wit’ wiz” ?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
At the top of the page it says “Testosterone (Rights Reserved) Muscle,” NOT “Random Bullshittery.”[/quote]

Sure, but a wee bit below that it says ‘Get a Life (Off Topic)’… which, incidentally, is where the majority of his posts occur.

Not getting why it’s such a big deal for someone to hang out on a weight lifting site and post more frequently in the off topic section… as long as that person actually lifts weights.

He knows he doesn’t have enough knowledge or experience to be doling out advice in the bodybuilding forum, so he keeps his mouth shut and just reads there. My thoughts are that if everyone else like him had that same mentality, we could’ve avoided a hell of a lot of whining about that section in the past.[/quote]

Exactly.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

Oh, I posted an arm pic in my hub, since all I seem to post is my rear.[/quote]

Just checked out the new hub pics, you’re bigger than I thought, man! Lookin’ good for such an old man…[/quote]

Um…thank you?

Steely: I figured that the word, “rear” would pretty much cover everything… Damn kids these days.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
At the top of the page it says “Testosterone (Rights Reserved) Muscle,” NOT “Random Bullshittery.”[/quote]

Sure, but a wee bit below that it says ‘Get a Life (Off Topic)’… which, incidentally, is where the majority of his posts occur.

Not getting why it’s such a big deal for someone to hang out on a weight lifting site and post more frequently in the off topic section… as long as that person actually lifts weights.

He knows he doesn’t have enough knowledge or experience to be doling out advice in the bodybuilding forum, so he keeps his mouth shut and just reads there. My thoughts are that if everyone else like him had that same mentality, we could’ve avoided a hell of a lot of whining about that section in the past.[/quote]

Exactly.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

Oh, I posted an arm pic in my hub, since all I seem to post is my rear.[/quote]

Just checked out the new hub pics, you’re bigger than I thought, man! Lookin’ good for such an old man…[/quote]

Um…thank you?

Steely: I figured that the word, “rear” would pretty much cover everything… Damn kids these days.
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I figured I’d compliment you and follow with a quick insult so your ego doesn’t get too big. But really, you’re a big dude, man!

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
At the top of the page it says “Testosterone (Rights Reserved) Muscle,” NOT “Random Bullshittery.”[/quote]

Sure, but a wee bit below that it says ‘Get a Life (Off Topic)’… which, incidentally, is where the majority of his posts occur.

Not getting why it’s such a big deal for someone to hang out on a weight lifting site and post more frequently in the off topic section… as long as that person actually lifts weights.

He knows he doesn’t have enough knowledge or experience to be doling out advice in the bodybuilding forum, so he keeps his mouth shut and just reads there. My thoughts are that if everyone else like him had that same mentality, we could’ve avoided a hell of a lot of whining about that section in the past.[/quote]

Exactly.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

Oh, I posted an arm pic in my hub, since all I seem to post is my rear.[/quote]

Just checked out the new hub pics, you’re bigger than I thought, man! Lookin’ good for such an old man…[/quote]

Um…thank you?

Steely: I figured that the word, “rear” would pretty much cover everything… Damn kids these days.
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I figured I’d compliment you and follow with a quick insult so your ego doesn’t get too big. But really, you’re a big dude, man!

Several minutes of my life that I won’t ever get back. Damn you, people. Damn you all to hell. KQ, congrats on the 40 pounds. SSC, like a few of the people pointed out, and KQ explained, this is the Get A Life forum. He frequents this forum. If you don’t like the general silly of this forum, stay out of it. That includes the SAMA forum. If you’re looking for pivotal contributions about bodybuilding, stick to those forums.

Same goes for Celtics, and anyone else who feels the need to question other’s work ethic, desires, etc. Now…I’m going to find a pic of one of my new faves, Ms. Ashley Greene. I’d like to hear your thoughts on this stunning creature.

Start with a face shot…

I think we should talk about the new nav bar. That thing is wild.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I think we should talk about the new nav bar. That thing is wild.[/quote]

Yeah, it’s pretty aggressive.

And the rest…

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I think we should talk about the new nav bar. That thing is wild.[/quote]

Sorta like my penis. It just keeps getting bigger & bigger.

EDIT- I hope it’s ok I post in this thread?

[quote]DickBag wrote:
ever since i read the painter’s radio post by kerley I have been a fan.

Actually i was a fan before but i just wanted to bring up that great kerley post about “leaving some chick with a face like a painters radio.”

I used that one myself kerley, and people laughed in real life. i didnt say i got it from you, i just let people think that i was the legend.

sorry.

( . ) ( . ) heres some boobs for you.[/quote]

DB, you already are a fucking legend.

I nearly fapped myself blind to your chippendales pics.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/7/1/71c65_ORIG-ashleygreene22.jpg

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
And the rest… [/quote]

Her sobe ads are pretty damn yummy.

[quote]PaddyM wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I think we should talk about the new nav bar. That thing is wild.[/quote]

Yeah, it’s pretty aggressive.[/quote]

Its not working very well on my machine. But then neither did the old one. But this one might be worse, any time I go over article the red text appears and it doesn’t go away until I move the mouse completely away from the menu. Makes me really have to concentrate on moving directly onto the Forums button otherwise I have to try again.

Hey what do you know right after posting that the thing changed and now I think this must be what you all were already seeing. Yes it is a bit aggressive. When I posted that message I just saw the menu vertically on the left side with no image map. Now its a huge red bar with big white text.

p.s. The articles still don’t go away when I move my mouse off of them. But its way easier to aim!

New nav bar = DO NOT WANT.

But it’s gone transparent now, so I guess they working on something, as usual.

The new Nav Bar makes me feel like an 80 year old, I can see this thing from all the way across the room.

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]theOUTLAW wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
celtics, untwist your altered panties and grow the fuck up. [/quote]

You need to change your avatar. That tough-guy face you’re making makes me want to punch the screen every time I see it.[/quote]

lmfao![/quote]

lol but that’s my face!

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
New nav bar = DO NOT WANT.

But it’s gone transparent now, so I guess they working on something, as usual.[/quote]

FUCK THE NAV BAR !!!

This is a Kerley appreciation/callout/fapfest/dick measuring/cockshot/tit pics/insult thread.

Get in or get out.


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