Calling Out Kerley

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
celtics, untwist your altered panties and grow the fuck up. [/quote]

You need to change your avatar. That tough-guy face you’re making makes me want to punch the screen every time I see it.

[quote]theOUTLAW wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
celtics, untwist your altered panties and grow the fuck up. [/quote]

You need to change your avatar. That tough-guy face you’re making makes me want to punch the screen every time I see it.[/quote]

lmfao!

Suzieq doesn’t lift. He faps.

[quote]SSC wrote:

At the top of the page it says “Testosterone (Rights Reserved) Muscle,” NOT “Random Bullshittery.”
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Right now, you make me feel like I at “Estrogen: Where SSC bitches and moans”.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Oh, I posted an arm pic in my hub, since all I seem to post is my rear.[/quote]

Damn, dude. C’mon-- heads up on the ass shot next time…[/quote]

Don’t like, you wish the top half of that picture was cut off so you could focus on Dat. Ass.

I’m also on Kerley’s side.

And as to posting “useless” stuff.
The obvious thing is that yeah, this is the “Get A Life” section.

I don’t post much useful stuff in other sections as most of the time someone who either knows more or says the same thing I’d say comes along. And since my training philosophy is to try and lift heavier things and eat meat and veggies then my posts would be pretty dull.

[quote]nrt wrote:
I don’t get people who find Celtics funny. He’s just weird.

The shoe guy? Forums - T Nation - The World's Trusted Community for Elite Fitness Hilarious.
The trap envy guy? Forums - T Nation - The World's Trusted Community for Elite Fitness Hilarious.
Fat T-Man? Forums - T Nation - The World's Trusted Community for Elite Fitness Hilarious.
The photoshop guy? Forums - T Nation - The World's Trusted Community for Elite Fitness Hilarious.

Celtics just makes me uncomfortable. Is he serious? Does he have Asperger’s? Nothing quite seems to fit…

(ah yes, and AG909: best video EVER)[/quote]

that Fat T man thread was hilarious! he could not have been serious?

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
I’d rather have a guy inhabiting the (bodybuilding/fitness) boards who actually walks the walk and is a prick than someone who just posts random pictures of boobs that any shmuck can find off of Google and makes irrelevant three-word posts in every thread he can find.
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Wait, are you talking about Celtics or Wolbarret?[/quote]
Hah hah.[/quote]

You can’t compare Wol and Celtics. Wol is 1 hilarious post away from being a legend in teh interwebz.[/quote]

x2

That’s one funny bastard, he also has the best GIF’s ever.
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And he lifts. Not just lifts, but is dedicated to lifting.[/quote]

I like Wol and have no problem with him hanging around these parts, but I’m pretty sure he quit lifting several times. I don’t even think he’s lifting currently but I could be wrong.

Wol is awesome!

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
I’d rather have a guy inhabiting the (bodybuilding/fitness) boards who actually walks the walk and is a prick than someone who just posts random pictures of boobs that any shmuck can find off of Google and makes irrelevant three-word posts in every thread he can find.
[/quote]

Wait, are you talking about Celtics or Wolbarret?[/quote]
Hah hah.[/quote]

You can’t compare Wol and Celtics. Wol is 1 hilarious post away from being a legend in teh interwebz.[/quote]

x2

That’s one funny bastard, he also has the best GIF’s ever.
[/quote]

And he lifts. Not just lifts, but is dedicated to lifting.[/quote]

I like Wol and have no problem with him hanging around these parts, but I’m pretty sure he quit lifting several times. I don’t even think he’s lifting currently but I could be wrong.[/quote]

Wow. I don’t have a problem with Wol, just making a light-hearted comment that Wol, that pancake eatin motherfucker, could field just fine.

I didn’t realize I stepped on a sacred cow.

I also never realized how much thin skin there is here at T-Nation. Is “T” for “thin-skin”?

Next time I’ll be sure to put little ‘winky-face’ emotes. You can’t spell ‘emote’ without ‘emo’.

Apologies to Suzie for this post being absolutely un-fappable.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

Apologies to Suzie for this post being absolutely un-fappable.[/quote]

Surely, you jest!

Or you underestimate suze’s power to fap to just about anything.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
I’d rather have a guy inhabiting the (bodybuilding/fitness) boards who actually walks the walk and is a prick than someone who just posts random pictures of boobs that any shmuck can find off of Google and makes irrelevant three-word posts in every thread he can find.
[/quote]

Wait, are you talking about Celtics or Wolbarret?[/quote]
Hah hah.[/quote]

You can’t compare Wol and Celtics. Wol is 1 hilarious post away from being a legend in teh interwebz.[/quote]

x2

That’s one funny bastard, he also has the best GIF’s ever.
[/quote]

And he lifts. Not just lifts, but is dedicated to lifting.[/quote]

I like Wol and have no problem with him hanging around these parts, but I’m pretty sure he quit lifting several times. I don’t even think he’s lifting currently but I could be wrong.[/quote]

Wow. I don’t have a problem with Wol, just making a light-hearted comment that Wol, that pancake eatin motherfucker, could field just fine.

I didn’t realize I stepped on a sacred cow.

I also never realized how much thin skin there is here at T-Nation. Is “T” for “thin-skin”?

Next time I’ll be sure to put little ‘winky-face’ emotes. You can’t spell ‘emote’ without ‘emo’.

Apologies to Suzie for this post being absolutely un-fappable.[/quote]

I’m sure he could squeeze one out to the fact that you mentioned pancakes.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

Apologies to Suzie for this post being absolutely un-fappable.[/quote]

Surely, you jest!

Or you underestimate suze’s power to fap to just about anything.[/quote]

It really is an impressive trait!!!

Do you think it qualifies as a “super power”? I mean, can SuzieQ use his amazing power of FAP to save the world?

The scenarios and possibilities are ENDLESS!!!

Bystander: “Oh, KerleyQ, an asteroid is approaching the Earth at smegmerific speed!!”

SuzieQ: “Hmmmm, only one person could rub out that asteroid…”

Susie’s a real TMuscle celeb now … and I get to say I knew him when …

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

Apologies to Suzie for this post being absolutely un-fappable.[/quote]

Surely, you jest!

Or you underestimate suze’s power to fap to just about anything.[/quote]

It really is an impressive trait!!!

Do you think it qualifies as a “super power”? I mean, can SuzieQ use his amazing power of FAP to save the world?

The scenarios and possibilities are ENDLESS!!!

[/quote]

Scenario 1:

Villian: “Hahaha, no one will be able to stop me from taking over the world!”

Suzie: faps quickly - squirts in villian’s eyes, saves the day

Scenario 2:

Smokey the bear: Only YOU can stop forest fires!

Suzie: faps a million times in the forest, thus dousing the fire

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

Apologies to Suzie for this post being absolutely un-fappable.[/quote]

Surely, you jest!

Or you underestimate suze’s power to fap to just about anything.[/quote]

It really is an impressive trait!!!

Do you think it qualifies as a “super power”? I mean, can SuzieQ use his amazing power of FAP to save the world?

The scenarios and possibilities are ENDLESS!!!

[/quote]

Scenario 1:

Villian: “Hahaha, no one will be able to stop me from taking over the world!”

Suzie: faps quickly - squirts in villian’s eyes, saves the day

Scenario 2:

Smokey the bear: Only YOU can stop forest fires!

Suzie: faps a million times in the forest, thus dousing the fire[/quote]

On a more practical level:

Homeowner: “I just can’t seem to get this wallpaper to STICK!”
SuzieQ: “Perhaps I can help, Ma’am …”


Kerls, you’re before pic is sexy as fuck.

Can’t wait until you’re done with the diet !!!

Brother Chris should be called out. I guarantee he doesnt lift, and has been here 5 yrs. Never funny like wol or kerley…and he just so conveniently didn’t catch my last post saying he doesnt lift.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

Apologies to Suzie for this post being absolutely un-fappable.[/quote]

Surely, you jest!

Or you underestimate suze’s power to fap to just about anything.[/quote]

It really is an impressive trait!!!

Do you think it qualifies as a “super power”? I mean, can SuzieQ use his amazing power of FAP to save the world?

The scenarios and possibilities are ENDLESS!!!

[/quote]

Scenario 1:

Villian: “Hahaha, no one will be able to stop me from taking over the world!”

Suzie: faps quickly - squirts in villian’s eyes, saves the day

Scenario 2:

Smokey the bear: Only YOU can stop forest fires!

Suzie: faps a million times in the forest, thus dousing the fire[/quote]

On a more practical level:

Homeowner: “I just can’t seem to get this wallpaper to STICK!”
SuzieQ: “Perhaps I can help, Ma’am …”[/quote]

Lol, your stories are way better than mine.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Susie’s a real TMuscle celeb now … and I get to say I knew him when … [/quote]

I knew him back when he and I both had Shakira avatars.