Calling Out CountingBeans

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[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
Dude, you’re all over this forum. [/quote]

Good detective work chap.

Yeah, watching people move heavy shit is fun. I can put up a video of me making more money than you, owning my own home, and banging my hot wife if you would prefer.

[quote] Then someone mentions my username and you say that you are also in Mass and would train with me if I lived close enough.

Guess what? It will never happen! [/quote]

Thank god I wasn’t being sarcastic.

Because then you wouldn’t have just hurt my poor little feelings.

Do it every day dawg, I shower.

Yeah, I spend a lot of time posting… Your point?

No thanks

yeah man, 60lbs gain in less than 2 years, with abs still showing. God that sucks. Adding 400lbs to my dead, and 300+ to my squat, shit that fucking blows. Adding 70lbs to my DB press, so shitty dawg. (That is dumbells dude, so 70 each hand, kid.) All while getting my masters, my CPA and working 50 hours a week off season 80 in season…

Not working at all dude, you’re so right. Let me go get a neck harness and forearm machine.

I’m going to go sell some blood to fill my weed habit.

And I’ll have you know, I supplement fiber. My shit is working for me, oh yes, it is working quite well.

no thanks

Normal people would say things like “good luck” in a situation like this.

You should NEVER EVER feel ashamed of yourself. Listen to your mommie. Tell ya what, when you feel like shaking your head next time, walk downstairs and ask her to make you warm milk and crackers… It will make it all better. She can tuck your poor ass in when you are done too.

Well right now I’m checking my son’s internet history, and running a virus scan. Just paid my bills. Thinking about having a shake and going to bed…

Sounds like a plan actually.

Lol, I’ll keep my larger penis, thank you.

I’ll just look for a looney bin within walking distance of a blood bank, and BAM… There you are.

But really, I don’t want to know. Your gym looks shitty, and you will probably try and stab me.

If I go post in powerful women will your head explode?

You don’t even know what teh fuck you are doing on an hour by hour basis. Why should I take two seconds to worry about what you think I should do?

So Kobe made your ass bleed too?

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Lol and then there was only silence.

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Akuma will be happy.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Akuma will be happy.[/quote]

Oh im giggling like a school girl!

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[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Lol and then there was only silence.[/quote]

Sooo we both sat here and hit refresh for 7 minutes, eh? Haha

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Lol and then there was only silence.[/quote]

Sooo we both sat here and hit refresh for 7 minutes, eh? Haha[/quote]

Pfft, no you loser…

I went to my message center to check everything. Its called efficiency

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Ummmmm…

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so we’ll get a one liner response from celtics, this thread will die, and in three days a Calling out XXXXXX will appear.

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I don’t get how someone incline benching 155 (pounds!) calls out so many people. But it is entertaining considering no one takes him seriously.

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Lol and then there was only silence.[/quote]

Sooo we both sat here and hit refresh for 7 minutes, eh? Haha[/quote]

Pfft, no you loser…

I went to my message center to check everything. Its called efficiency[/quote]

:frowning:

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This is from March, my legs are lagging due to an injury, that I’m trying to sort out…

See the widow with 275 from last week

Got 295x20 last night

Seeing as you love mah balls so much, I figured you would like the pic

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I can put up a video of […] banging my hot wife if you would prefer.[/quote]

I could be interested in this, I’m unsure how weird it would be given that we only know you in an internet capacity. I mean, WWKD(what would Kerley do)?

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well you work out in a public gym right? You see those wannabe badasses walking around with an undeserved sense of self respect, like they are HYOOGE/god’s gift to women/the strongest dude to ever strong. THey just get done curling 40’s while bending and jerking and raising their arm, then they explain to their friend how lifting like that “activates more muscles and will make you Large Unt in change,” regardless of the fact that they top out at 170 after a full day of eating + no bathroom trips. Yea, Celtics is like that.

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Oh fuck, he did it

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Some people on fitness forums just like to post about studies and nutrition and other fitness-related things but don’t really push themselves in the gym. They may upload the occassional video but they have neither bodybuilding nor powerlifting goals and thus never really look any different at all. As time goes by and their join date gets farther and farther away, their post count keeps going up but they still look like shit. Its called being a casual.

I’ve seen it on my other forum that I check, /fit/, notably with a person from Germany. On bb.com, shit is all over the place

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
yeah man, 60lbs gain in less than 2 years, with abs still showing. God that sucks. Adding 400lbs to my dead, and 300+ to my squat, shit that fucking blows. Adding 70lbs to my DB press, so shitty dawg. (That is dumbells dude, so 70 each hand, kid.) All while getting my masters, my CPA and working 50 hours a week off season 80 in season…

Not working at all dude, you’re so right. Let me go get a neck harness and forearm machine.

I’m going to go sell some blood to fill my weed habit.

And I’ll have you know, I supplement fiber. My shit is working for me, oh yes, it is working quite well.

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what does the amount of weight you move have anything to do with bodybuilding? Are you a bodybuilder? You don’t look like one.

Dissing my forearm and neck training when they along with calves are the only uncovered muscles when you wear a tee-shirt and shorts is so stupid i dont even know what to say other than this - a year from now you will look relatively the same while i will be far more jacked than i am at the moment.

No way you could train with me. You aren’t ready to accept the way I see fitness or how I would teach. And you would be taught.

peace. lakers in 4

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
This is from March, my legs are lagging due to an injury, that I’m trying to sort out…

See the widow with 275 from last week

Got 295x20 last night

Seeing as you love mah balls so much, I figured you would like the pic[/quote]

Good depth. You can always tell the guys who actually squat with depth due to their large ass(nongay). Way to uh, pop it likes its hot.

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[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
This is from March, my legs are lagging due to an injury, that I’m trying to sort out…

See the widow with 275 from last week

Got 295x20 last night

Seeing as you love mah balls so much, I figured you would like the pic[/quote]

Good depth. You can always tell the guys who actually squat with depth due to their large ass(nongay). Way to uh, pop it likes its hot.[/quote]

Did you happen to miss the bulge pic?

I can’t fucking wait for Dbag to replicate that one.

I bet he stuffs his draws with a sweet potato

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[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
well you work out in a public gym right? You see those wannabe badasses walking around with an undeserved sense of self respect, like they are HYOOGE/god’s gift to women/the strongest dude to ever strong. THey just get done curling 40’s while bending and jerking and raising their arm, then they explain to their friend how lifting like that “activates more muscles and will make you Large Unt in change,” regardless of the fact that they top out at 170 after a full day of eating + no bathroom trips. Yea, Celtics is like that.[/quote]

What the fuck is this shit!!! What the fuck does how much you lift have to do with fucking bodybuilding!!! I hammer curl fucking 30 pounds!!! Look at my fucking arm!!!

Fuck!!!

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Damn it, posted the wrong vid

here is the widow

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You know i saw it, i opted to skip past it. Wtf you want me to say.

“Hey CB, Nice penis.”

[edit] Btw you want a wicked especially glute/ham, and quad movement? Weighted Lunges. That shit will have you screaming “Ahh my ass hurts so much” for a week. (non gay)

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[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

Good depth. You can always tell the guys who actually squat with depth due to their large ass(nongay). Way to uh, pop it likes its hot.[/quote]

LOL@ the on the non-gay disclosure.
I love it when a guy compliments another guys butt.
Sorry, carry on with the pics.

Oh and Celtics, you are highly amusing. I assume you were not breast fed and have been lacking attention ever since.