Calling Out CountingBeans

truck full of stupid. god damnit. this is retarded. i’m leaving.

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]nrt wrote:
Oh, I’ll certainly grant that the flaming from the other members is often hilarious, but all this calling out just introduces an element of nastiness which these forums could do without.[/quote]

I seriously dont think anyone that has been called out has found it to be anything less than pure comedic gold.[/quote]

Agreed.

I would be honored to have a side by side.

Even though I’ve never given any serious BB’ing advice or made claims of any kind.[/quote]

This is all my main inspiration to upload some nice sexy shots of myself. Get Celtic all pumped up. …make that black box wag a little…

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]nrt wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]

The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.[/quote]

Stupid comment…why the fuck would I compare myself to 8x Mr Olympia who did all kinds of steroids for YEARS while I am a NATURAL.

retarded thinking here from you.

[/quote]

at least he isn’t gonna die a virgin.[/quote]

I’m not, either. I’ve had sex with a live, breathing woman and came in her vagina without a condom over around 300 times already.

HATERS GON HATE[/quote]

i dont believe you, noway someone with your personality could close.

i didnt hate on you til you called me out, your own fault son.[/quote]

Keep on hating bro…

Here is my fb, I banged her hundreds of times. Dat ass. Dat smile. Shit was so cash for over 2 years. She would become more than my fuckbuddy since she dumped her boyfriend for me so she could see me more and sleep over I whatever without having to make excuses to that guy. Saw a picture of him anyway, he looked like a chump…

yes, I have a sextape. No, you wont see it or get to be able to fap to it. Shit is private :)[/quote]

ok…this is the first post that makes me think troll. stop it. Don’t go bragging about a 2.5/10 fuckbuddy. you should be embarrassed.[/quote]

Personally I think it’s going a bit far to insult his girl.

(assuming he’s not a troll)[/quote]

if this was his present girl (it’s not cause he is not getting any vag right now -previously admitted-) then he should not be putting face pics of her online AND she sounds like a dirty whore if she was fucking celtics while dating some other dude.

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I train hard and often naturally[/quote]

What?

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]nrt wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]

The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.[/quote]

Stupid comment…why the fuck would I compare myself to 8x Mr Olympia who did all kinds of steroids for YEARS while I am a NATURAL.

retarded thinking here from you.

[/quote]

at least he isn’t gonna die a virgin.[/quote]

I’m not, either. I’ve had sex with a live, breathing woman and came in her vagina without a condom over around 300 times already.

HATERS GON HATE[/quote]

i dont believe you, noway someone with your personality could close.

i didnt hate on you til you called me out, your own fault son.[/quote]

Keep on hating bro…

Here is my fb, I banged her hundreds of times. Dat ass. Dat smile. Shit was so cash for over 2 years. She would become more than my fuckbuddy since she dumped her boyfriend for me so she could see me more and sleep over I whatever without having to make excuses to that guy. Saw a picture of him anyway, he looked like a chump…

yes, I have a sextape. No, you wont see it or get to be able to fap to it. Shit is private :)[/quote]

ok…this is the first post that makes me think troll. stop it. Don’t go bragging about a 2.5/10 fuckbuddy. you should be embarrassed.[/quote]

Personally I think it’s going a bit far to insult his girl.

(assuming he’s not a troll)[/quote]

if this was his present girl (it’s not cause he is not getting any vag right now -previously admitted-) then he should not be putting face pics of her online AND she sounds like a dirty whore if she was fucking celtics while dating some other dude.[/quote]

Bro, its time to get real. You know any attractive girls without boyfriends? Doesnt exist…

Ohhh man ok I do feel bad for whatever random chick he just thru under the bus for a cheap laugh. So this is my last post on this thread. You had it man. You were funny when you were doing your Andrew Dice Clay Schtick, but you went an messed it up by adding a pic of someone that was not out there playing your game.

Damn messed up a good comedy thread

peez out!

[quote]four60 wrote:
Ohhh man ok I do feel bad for whatever random chick he just thru under the bus for a cheap laugh. So this is my last post on this thread. You had it man. You were funny when you were doing your Andrew Dice Clay Schtick, but you went an messed it up by adding a pic of someone that was not out there playing your game.

Damn messed up a good comedy thread

peez out![/quote]

bro, i have not told a lie and im not a bullshitter. She was my fuckbuddy for over 2 years. Believe it or dont believe it, i dont care because i know i’m telling the truth.

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]nrt wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]

The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.[/quote]

Stupid comment…why the fuck would I compare myself to 8x Mr Olympia who did all kinds of steroids for YEARS while I am a NATURAL.

retarded thinking here from you.

[/quote]

at least he isn’t gonna die a virgin.[/quote]

I’m not, either. I’ve had sex with a live, breathing woman and came in her vagina without a condom over around 300 times already.

HATERS GON HATE[/quote]

i dont believe you, noway someone with your personality could close.

i didnt hate on you til you called me out, your own fault son.[/quote]

Keep on hating bro…

Here is my fb, I banged her hundreds of times. Dat ass. Dat smile. Shit was so cash for over 2 years. She would become more than my fuckbuddy since she dumped her boyfriend for me so she could see me more and sleep over I whatever without having to make excuses to that guy. Saw a picture of him anyway, he looked like a chump…

yes, I have a sextape. No, you wont see it or get to be able to fap to it. Shit is private :)[/quote]

ok…this is the first post that makes me think troll. stop it. Don’t go bragging about a 2.5/10 fuckbuddy. you should be embarrassed.[/quote]

Personally I think it’s going a bit far to insult his girl.

(assuming he’s not a troll)[/quote]

if this was his present girl (it’s not cause he is not getting any vag right now -previously admitted-) then he should not be putting face pics of her online AND she sounds like a dirty whore if she was fucking celtics while dating some other dude.[/quote]

He shouldn’ta posted her pics, but still let’s leave her out of it.

I’m not calling you out or anything (I’m not celtics after all), but just throwing in my 2 cents.

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]nrt wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]

The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.[/quote]

Stupid comment…why the fuck would I compare myself to 8x Mr Olympia who did all kinds of steroids for YEARS while I am a NATURAL.

retarded thinking here from you.

[/quote]

at least he isn’t gonna die a virgin.[/quote]

I’m not, either. I’ve had sex with a live, breathing woman and came in her vagina without a condom over around 300 times already.

HATERS GON HATE[/quote]

i dont believe you, noway someone with your personality could close.

i didnt hate on you til you called me out, your own fault son.[/quote]

Keep on hating bro…

Here is my fb, I banged her hundreds of times. Dat ass. Dat smile. Shit was so cash for over 2 years. She would become more than my fuckbuddy since she dumped her boyfriend for me so she could see me more and sleep over I whatever without having to make excuses to that guy. Saw a picture of him anyway, he looked like a chump…

yes, I have a sextape. No, you wont see it or get to be able to fap to it. Shit is private :)[/quote]

I threw up in my mouth.

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]nrt wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]

The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.[/quote]

Stupid comment…why the fuck would I compare myself to 8x Mr Olympia who did all kinds of steroids for YEARS while I am a NATURAL.

retarded thinking here from you.

[/quote]

at least he isn’t gonna die a virgin.[/quote]

I’m not, either. I’ve had sex with a live, breathing woman and came in her vagina without a condom over around 300 times already.

HATERS GON HATE[/quote]

i dont believe you, noway someone with your personality could close.

i didnt hate on you til you called me out, your own fault son.[/quote]

Keep on hating bro…

Here is my fb, I banged her hundreds of times. Dat ass. Dat smile. Shit was so cash for over 2 years. She would become more than my fuckbuddy since she dumped her boyfriend for me so she could see me more and sleep over I whatever without having to make excuses to that guy. Saw a picture of him anyway, he looked like a chump…

yes, I have a sextape. No, you wont see it or get to be able to fap to it. Shit is private :)[/quote]

ok…this is the first post that makes me think troll. stop it. Don’t go bragging about a 2.5/10 fuckbuddy. you should be embarrassed.[/quote]

Personally I think it’s going a bit far to insult his girl.

(assuming he’s not a troll)[/quote]

if this was his present girl (it’s not cause he is not getting any vag right now -previously admitted-) then he should not be putting face pics of her online AND she sounds like a dirty whore if she was fucking celtics while dating some other dude.[/quote]

Bro, its time to get real. You know any attractive girls without boyfriends? Doesnt exist…[/quote]

Yes.

[quote]DickBag wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]nrt wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]

The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.[/quote]

Stupid comment…why the fuck would I compare myself to 8x Mr Olympia who did all kinds of steroids for YEARS while I am a NATURAL.

retarded thinking here from you.

[/quote]

at least he isn’t gonna die a virgin.[/quote]

Hey lanky check out this fool who think Dorian won 8 olympias. What a foollll amirite???
[/quote]
you thought you were talkin to lanky, but you were talkin to kerley…

uh oh…[/quote]

:wink:

Master of the irony

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:

[quote]nrt wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]

The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.[/quote]

Stupid comment…why the fuck would I compare myself to 8x Mr Olympia who did all kinds of steroids for YEARS while I am a NATURAL.

retarded thinking here from you.

[/quote]

at least he isn’t gonna die a virgin.[/quote]

I’m not, either. I’ve had sex with a live, breathing woman and came in her vagina without a condom over around 300 times already.

HATERS GON HATE[/quote]

i dont believe you, noway someone with your personality could close.

i didnt hate on you til you called me out, your own fault son.[/quote]

Keep on hating bro…

Here is my fb, I banged her hundreds of times. Dat ass. Dat smile. Shit was so cash for over 2 years. She would become more than my fuckbuddy since she dumped her boyfriend for me so she could see me more and sleep over I whatever without having to make excuses to that guy. Saw a picture of him anyway, he looked like a chump…

yes, I have a sextape. No, you wont see it or get to be able to fap to it. Shit is private :)[/quote]

ok…this is the first post that makes me think troll. stop it. Don’t go bragging about a 2.5/10 fuckbuddy. you should be embarrassed.[/quote]

Personally I think it’s going a bit far to insult his girl.

(assuming he’s not a troll)[/quote]

if this was his present girl (it’s not cause he is not getting any vag right now -previously admitted-) then he should not be putting face pics of her online AND she sounds like a dirty whore if she was fucking celtics while dating some other dude.[/quote]

He shouldn’ta posted her pics, but still let’s leave her out of it.

I’m not calling you out or anything (I’m not celtics after all), but just throwing in my 2 cents.[/quote]

All I’ll say about her, is that she’s got bigger forearms than that dipshit forearm specialist who was posting here a while back.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
My conclusions? You probably have good genetics for BB’ing to a degree as your muscles seem to respond easily. [/quote]

I know celtics isn’t huge by any means, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t his genetics allowing him to get so big. He’s posted progress pics with a 20 pound muscle difference within 2 months time. I don’t care how great someone’s genetics are, I’ve never seen that happen naturally.[/quote]

2 Months??? Yeah that is not a hell of a lot of time to put that much muscle on.

But he is a kid, I’ve seen kids go away and come back big as mofo after summer of nothing but eating and lifting.[/quote]

See my response to X below.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
My conclusions? You probably have good genetics for BB’ing to a degree as your muscles seem to respond easily. [/quote]

I know celtics isn’t huge by any means, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t his genetics allowing him to get so big. He’s posted progress pics with a 20 pound muscle difference within 2 months time. I don’t care how great someone’s genetics are, I’ve never seen that happen naturally.[/quote]

I have trained guys who did that and did about the same myself. In fact, I would go as far as to say that this is pretty standard if you have half decent genetics for this and aren’t afraid to eat enough to support the lifting. I started college in August weighing about 150lbs and was about 175 by the time I came home for ThanksGiving.

If anything, I would say most of the people on this site make progress below average for the most part.

Look how many here still have 15" arms after several years of lifting.[/quote]

  1. Those were your first few months of training. I did the same thing during my first few months. Celtics has been training for over a year. Those gains after more than a year of training are extremely unlikely.

  2. I’m sure you had a reasonably good training program/bodypart split. Have you seen how this kid trains? He lifts light weights (still only incline benching 155 pounds), runs circuits and trains using a 2 way split, hitting both his upper and lower body 15 times a month (according to what I’ve read in his posts).

I’d like to think I have the reputation of a reasonable person on this site. I don’t cry roids at everyone bigger than me (hell, I’m still bigger than celtics so it doesn’t matter) so hopefully no one here is dismissing my comment without looking into it a little more.[/quote]

People should read your comments more carefully Lanky. You’re almost always spot on and insightful.

20lbs in 2 months sounds beginner to me. The only thing Celtics is an expert at is being a rude, self-centred dickhead.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

Dude, you are too much of a bitch to do anything but talk shit on the internet. You called out Lane fucking Norton, who was going to PAY you to compete, and you bitched out.

You are nothing but an e-tough, IRL pussy, /b/tard.

I would expect nothing less than you bitching out on a lifting session with me.[/quote]

I dont think enough people realize what went down on that board. Norton offered Celtics $1000 to compete against him and well yea… we know how that ended. God that was so sad

[/quote]

WTH. He did what? I’ve seen Norton’s site and there is no way short of quitting his job as a dickhead and being trained by pro-BBer that Celtics would get close to Layne.

Also Lane = Layne? no. Else, my bad.

Why are we skipping the fact that he is posting pictures of other people? The whole Tattoo observ…
No

Im done. This is dumb. It was comical up to page 7. It became depressing up to page 16. This has now reached redamndiculous. Celtics, you fail/are an idiot/arent big/anyone who thinks you are is small and dumb. Im not returning to this thread, so i will leave you all with one statement-

Kiss my big, hairy, Greek ass. IM OUT.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I train hard and often naturally[/quote]

What?[/quote]

x2

i already questioned celtics about this but never got a response.

Wow, this thread is growing quickly. It must be on DA KREATINEZZZ!!

Badum-TISH!

Goodbye.

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
ok…this is the first post that makes me think troll. stop it. Don’t go bragging about a 2.5/10 fuckbuddy. you should be embarrassed.[/quote]

x2 - holy shit.

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
I train hard and often naturally[/quote]

What?[/quote]

x2

i already questioned celtics about this but never got a response.[/quote]

Read it as “I train ‘hard and often’ naturally”


BUMP

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