[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]
The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.
To be honest I think celtics/hh/Rohnyn and a couple others are the same bored guy in Finland.
I just find this “Character” funny, and his last post about the delt comparison had me rolling!
^ this,
Oh, I’ll certainly grant that the flaming from the other members is often hilarious, but all this calling out just introduces an element of nastiness which these forums could do without.
Really tried to stay out of this thread but considering my comment isn’t about CB or anything of that nature I’ll stick my hand in the jar.
This thread just reminded me how much I crave to be huge, bigger then anybody, max potential that I can be for myself. Like I said, has nothing to do with this thread but all this ripping on that guy for flexing, hatin on that guy for training differently, for being at a different stage in life and being heckled by somebody they’ll never meet. That is why I want to be as big as I can, a big FUCK YOU to anybody and everybody, to this world, to the assholes in it, to life for fucking me over time and time again, it may seem petty to some but at least I can have the satisfaction of knowing I built myself.
[quote]nrt wrote:
Oh, I’ll certainly grant that the flaming from the other members is often hilarious, but all this calling out just introduces an element of nastiness which these forums could do without.[/quote]
I seriously dont think anyone that has been called out has found it to be anything less than pure comedic gold.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]nrt wrote:
Oh, I’ll certainly grant that the flaming from the other members is often hilarious, but all this calling out just introduces an element of nastiness which these forums could do without.[/quote]
I seriously dont think anyone that has been called out has found it to be anything less than pure comedic gold.[/quote]
Fair enough. I did laugh out loud - repeatedly - at that “May God have mercy on your soul” bit. That WAS gold.
[quote]nrt wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]nrt wrote:
Oh, I’ll certainly grant that the flaming from the other members is often hilarious, but all this calling out just introduces an element of nastiness which these forums could do without.[/quote]
I seriously dont think anyone that has been called out has found it to be anything less than pure comedic gold.[/quote]
Fair enough. I did laugh out loud - repeatedly - at that “May God have mercy on your soul” bit. That WAS gold.[/quote]
Yeah man, this thread has been nothing but joy for me.
[quote]JonEightPackGuy wrote:
That is why I want to be as big as I can, a big FUCK YOU to anybody and everybody, to this world, to the assholes in it, to life for fucking me over time and time again, it may seem petty to some but at least I can have the satisfaction of knowing I built myself.
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Jon, I like that attitude. I think the biggest thing for those of us who aren’t in this for bb’ing shows or powerlifting meets is self satisfaction…the satisfaction that comes from being the best that you can possibly be. Guys like you in your other posts and CB in this thread have definitely shown that.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
Yes, I can do that with 30 punds less than you,[/quote]
Ahhh, 30 less pounds = YOU CAN’T FUCKING DO IT. Wow, that is a dumb fucking statement.
Plus I hit 295 the other night, so make that 50 pounds.
So not only can you NOT perform the same lift, you also can’t hit the same depth with LESS weight… Hmmm given your superior reasoning skills, I assume you will figure out that you fail around Saturday noontime.
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This means MORE dept, not less.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Oh yeah, that’s right, because you are a weak jealous motherfucker who’s ego was so hit by me being stronger than you, you had to try and take me down any way you could… Ahhh I see.
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You’d really like to think you had yourself a speech here? You don’t.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Holy shit… You can’t really be this dumb. Are you still in high school?
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Yes.
p.s. Yeah sure, pick on the kid with bad english. Well, let me see you speaking bulgarian. Never heard of it? It’s the same country that gave birht to this ugly mofo:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]nrt wrote:
Oh, I’ll certainly grant that the flaming from the other members is often hilarious, but all this calling out just introduces an element of nastiness which these forums could do without.[/quote]
I seriously dont think anyone that has been called out has found it to be anything less than pure comedic gold.[/quote]
Agreed.
I would be honored to have a side by side.
Even though I’ve never given any serious BB’ing advice or made claims of any kind.
I have to be dreaming
There is NO. FUCKING. WAY he called out Bonez.
You are one delusional guy/hobbit Celtics.
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
Yes, I can do that with 30 punds less than you,[/quote]
Ahhh, 30 less pounds = YOU CAN’T FUCKING DO IT. Wow, that is a dumb fucking statement.
Plus I hit 295 the other night, so make that 50 pounds.
So not only can you NOT perform the same lift, you also can’t hit the same depth with LESS weight… Hmmm given your superior reasoning skills, I assume you will figure out that you fail around Saturday noontime.
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This means MORE dept, not less.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Oh yeah, that’s right, because you are a weak jealous motherfucker who’s ego was so hit by me being stronger than you, you had to try and take me down any way you could… Ahhh I see.
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You’d really like to think you had yourself a speech here? You don’t.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Holy shit… You can’t really be this dumb. Are you still in high school?
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Yes.
p.s. Yeah sure, pick on the kid with bad english. Well, let me see you speaking bulgarian. Never heard of it? It’s the same country that gave birht to this ugly mofo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD3WP6xQW4Y [/quote]
“Bulgarian” isnt a country. Just sayin…
Why do eastern europeans try to validate themselves by mentioning random men from their country, as if someone cares?
But anyway, have fun comparing your Olympic squat to CB’s box squat. (psstt theyre different things bud)
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
Dude, you’re all over this forum. [/quote]
Good detective work chap.
Yeah, watching people move heavy shit is fun. I can put up a video of me making more money than you, owning my own home, and banging my hot wife if you would prefer.
[quote] Then someone mentions my username and you say that you are also in Mass and would train with me if I lived close enough.
Guess what? It will never happen! [/quote]
Thank god I wasn’t being sarcastic.
Because then you wouldn’t have just hurt my poor little feelings.
Do it every day dawg, I shower.
Yeah, I spend a lot of time posting… Your point?
No thanks
yeah man, 60lbs gain in less than 2 years, with abs still showing. God that sucks. Adding 400lbs to my dead, and 300+ to my squat, shit that fucking blows. Adding 70lbs to my DB press, so shitty dawg. (That is dumbells dude, so 70 each hand, kid.) All while getting my masters, my CPA and working 50 hours a week off season 80 in season…
Not working at all dude, you’re so right. Let me go get a neck harness and forearm machine.
I’m going to go sell some blood to fill my weed habit.
And I’ll have you know, I supplement fiber. My shit is working for me, oh yes, it is working quite well.
no thanks
Normal people would say things like “good luck” in a situation like this.
You should NEVER EVER feel ashamed of yourself. Listen to your mommie. Tell ya what, when you feel like shaking your head next time, walk downstairs and ask her to make you warm milk and crackers… It will make it all better. She can tuck your poor ass in when you are done too.
Well right now I’m checking my son’s internet history, and running a virus scan. Just paid my bills. Thinking about having a shake and going to bed…
Sounds like a plan actually.
Lol, I’ll keep my larger penis, thank you.
I’ll just look for a looney bin within walking distance of a blood bank, and BAM… There you are.
But really, I don’t want to know. Your gym looks shitty, and you will probably try and stab me.
If I go post in powerful women will your head explode?
You don’t even know what teh fuck you are doing on an hour by hour basis. Why should I take two seconds to worry about what you think I should do?
So Kobe made your ass bleed too?[/quote]
…that ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow…
i am speechless to how fair celtics has gone with all this!!
a facepalm doesnt do this justice.
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
…if my dad leaves to go shopping or whatever.
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Make sure he takes your car, and fills up the tank before he brings it back
[quote]nrt wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Im sure someone has mentioned in the kabillions of threads celtics had posted…but Ill say it again, he must have Aspergers Syndrome[/quote]
The last few pages of this thread are so ridiculous that I’m now seriously considering the Elaborate Troll theory. Celtics now reminds me of Fat T-Man, except that guy was incapable of realising that he was fat; Celtics is incapable of realising he’s not Dorian Yates.[/quote]
Stupid comment…why the fuck would I compare myself to 8x Mr Olympia who did all kinds of steroids for YEARS while I am a NATURAL.
retarded thinking here from you.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
This is one of the most successful trolls T-Nation has ever seen. [/quote]
I agree with you, but the thing that makes me skeptical and makes me think he’s a real idiot is that there’s that little something missing from his eyes like strange people have…as I said somewhere else ( I keep confusing all the Celtics and Celtic related threads this week) he’s got doll’s eyes. Like the spark is missing.
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I don’t know what to think, hes either:
Its none of the above.
He simply has no clue how to interact with other people.
He actually think people care about what he thinks or says and doesnt realize people are just fucking with him for a cheap laugh. Every single sarcastic reply he’s responded with a super serious statement. The kid is bat-shit insane[/quote]
Cmon dude, WE ALL KNOW that the only thing bat-shit insane is your level of jealousy towards me.
Everyone here knows that you are a big supporter of steroids and have done several cycles, trained for 7 years and constantly give advice on the steroid forum. And for what? Just look at me, I train hard and often naturally and get amazing results.
But, I guess that jealousy is the best form of flattery. [/quote]
Youre flexing, Im not. Carry on.
Since your so fond of posting comparison pics you should have done a pose comparing yourself to the right picture.
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My arms are by far my worst genetic bodypart. Yours are BY FAR your best. Do you even train the rest of your body? (rhetorical question)[/quote]
What does this even mean? Do you know what a rhetorical question even is?
You’re talking to someone with 28" legs for gods sake.
BONES: blatantly false statement (this is a rhetorical question, don’t answer it)
Translation: OVERWHELMING jealousy
Oh man, trolls these days…
That leg thing got me thinking.
You do know that the inner thigh is to fat storage on men what the outer thigh is to fat storage on women, right?
With as much fat as you have been carrying and for as long as you have been tubby, you might want to pipe down (no, not gobble man meat) about that leg measurement.
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
Everyone here knows that you are a big supporter of steroids and have done several cycles, trained for 7 years and constantly give advice on the steroid forum. And for what? Just look at me, I train hard and OFTEN NATURALLY and get amazing results.
But, I guess that jealousy is the best form of flattery. [/quote]
