The weightlifting usenet group misc.fitness.weights I used to frequent in grad school use to have a troll
of the year vote. This guy would have won by a landslide. He is the Mozart/Gauss of trolling.
A quantitative measure of troll genius would appear to be something like the amount of time it takes for half of the posters to realize he is a troll. Something like a troll half-life. We aren’t there
yet and he has been here for a year already. So he is either a troll genius of never before seen abilities or as I’ve said a number of times before he has Aspergers.
^ think he is just quirky…poor poor celtics…glad to see that dick neck has made an appearance.
[quote]kingbeef323 wrote:
Good, now go sit in the corner and think about how wack your chest is.[/quote]
dude. i laughed so fucking hard at this.
This thread is repulsive, yet I cannot look away
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
see that muscle up there? above my clavicles? thats upper chest.[/quote]
Did no one else notice that he has no fucking clue where his upper chest is?
Above his clavicle?
Seems like upper trap to me… but what do I know.
Keep working your “upper chest” Celtics. Throw in some anterior delt work - you know, the muscles right under your ribcage.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]kingbeef323 wrote:
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
[quote]relentless2120 wrote:
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
see that muscle up there? above my clavicles? thats upper chest.[/quote]
I think it’s safe to say everyone knows what you look like now so there’s really no need for you to keep posting more pictures. We get it, you think you have upper chest muscle. No one else seems to think so, but apparently you dont get that.[/quote]
this is a direct comparison to the RIDICULOUS photo beef just posted of someone he said I was trying to look like[/quote]
This made me laugh so hard, lol.[/quote]
Best part King, is if he tried to get to your level of BF he would end up looking like the dude on the left, LOL.
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Wait, what? I thought the dude on the left was Celtics?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Kingbeef has the broadest fucking chest of all time.[/quote]
Yo, I’mma let you finish, but MadTitan had the broadest chest of all time.
Haha. Sorry KB but his shit was INSANE. See if you can find it.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Kingbeef has the broadest fucking chest of all time.[/quote]
Yo, I’mma let you finish, but MadTitan had the broadest chest of all time.
Haha. Sorry KB but his shit was INSANE. See if you can find it. [/quote]
Maybe they’re related? Lol, yeah MT’s chest was ridiculous. MT’s everything was ridiculous. The best looking 180 pound guy I’ve ever seen, hands down. All homo.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Kingbeef has the broadest fucking chest of all time.[/quote]
Yo, I’mma let you finish, but MadTitan had the broadest chest of all time.
Haha. Sorry KB but his shit was INSANE. See if you can find it. [/quote]
All homo.[/quote]
I knew it.
[quote]relentless2120 wrote:
gotta give that one to celtics[/quote]
Just when I thought I’d never see dickneck again…
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
You aren’t ready to accept the way I see fitness or how I would teach. And you would be taught.
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ah grasshopper, i see it is time for you to leave…
or is it more like Master Yoda?? I’m not sure.
I think for now I’ll stick with Ripptoe, Wendler, and Tate.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Kingbeef has the broadest fucking chest of all time.[/quote]
Yo, I’mma let you finish, but MadTitan had the broadest chest of all time.
Haha. Sorry KB but his shit was INSANE. See if you can find it. [/quote]
Lol, I wasn’t even the one who made the comment but funny part is when he said that, MT immediately popped into my mind. Dude’s physique is just silly
Maybe one of the best threads on T-Nation ever…
I’m honored to be a part of it.
oh, and KingBeef is the fucking man with how he handles his bid’niss in this thread. and that physique is fucking boss. <3
[quote]relentless2120 wrote:
gotta give that one to celtics[/quote]
L-O-FUCKING-L.
that pic was so funny the first time, and then I looked at it again, and noticed celtics stretched out neck, and almost pissed myself. Well done.
[quote]celtics2022 wrote:
A closer angle on the upper chest…also my tiny traps and O face[/quote]
You don’t look like you even lift in this picture.
[quote]relentless2120 wrote:
gotta give that one to celtics[/quote]
The Beast Awakens…
[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
This is one of the most successful trolls T-Nation has ever seen. [/quote]
I agree with you, but the thing that makes me skeptical and makes me think he’s a real idiot is that there’s that little something missing from his eyes like strange people have…as I said somewhere else ( I keep confusing all the Celtics and Celtic related threads this week) he’s got doll’s eyes. Like the spark is missing.
Everyone thinks that I’m down for the count now that King Beef showed up. Y’all thought he put me in my place. Guess what? NOT.
He did something very clever, though.
Did some sleuthing. Something wasn’t up with his comparison shots. Turned out he retracted his shoulder blades and flexed his traps to make his chest look bigger and traps look bigger. Then, he compares those photos with my photos where my scapula is NOT retracted while proceeding to call my chest small and my traps small.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are clever! Very fucking clever mate! I have proof of it, though and updated comparison shots.
It took you 5 years to get this, son! Step your game up!!! I dont have to compare leg shots, because we look exactly the same minus the little extra bodyfat that I’m in the process of losing in the next 4 weeks.
Boo-fucking YEAH.
