Celtics Honey! It’s 8:00 time to come in and brush your teeth and get ready for bed dear. Good boy now put your PJ’s on and I’ll tuck you in sweetie.
<3 Mom
V
Lol
Celtics, your mom is hot!!!
Please leave gas money for the morning on the table near the front door V.
You can read in bed until 9:30, but then it’s lights out young man!
CELTICS! I was tidying up under your bed, and I’d like to know why you have these magazines filled with pictures of naked men!
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
CELTICS! I was tidying up under your bed, and I’d like to know why you have these magazines filled with pictures of naked men![/quote]
He writes to porn stars to ask for progress pics.
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
CELTICS! I was tidying up under your bed, and I’d like to know why you have these magazines filled with pictures of naked men![/quote]
He writes to porn stars to ask for progress pics.[/quote]
… and then calls them out.
“… and here’s a pic of me taking it in the ass from Phil McCracken. I take all 12 inches of him raw after only a few ass rapings. You’ve been turd burgling for YEARS and you can only take 8 inches of him even lubed …”
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
CELTICS! I was tidying up under your bed, and I’d like to know why you have these magazines filled with pictures of naked men![/quote]
Just wait till your father comes home young man!!
LOL Steely
Is anyone else having a hard time contributing to this thread because of the fine line between acceptable vs unacceptable jokes that mention someone’s mother which the mods will allow???
I think they should make an exception for this thread, there’s so much potential fun to be had in this thread. =)
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Is anyone else having a hard time contributing to this thread because of the fine line between acceptable vs unacceptable jokes that mention someone’s mother which the mods will allow???
I think they should make an exception for this thread, there’s so much potential fun to be had in this thread. =)[/quote]
Like the fact that celtics takes showers with his mom?
Mom: Celtics, you filthy, deplorable little urchin! You wet your sheets!
Celtics: Mom I’m sorry…
Mom: You’re even more vile than…
Celtics: Than…dad?
Mom: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT HIM IN THIS HOUSE! If you impregnate your sheets with amber liquid from your sin stick one more time I’ll cut it off!
Celtics: I’m sorry mama. I’m sorry.
Mom: Now, have a taste of this layer cake I made.
Celtics: There’s no cake mom. You’re just holding a cushion.
Mom: I swear I’ll CUT IT OFF. Now TASTE!
Celtics: Ok mama…ok
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
CELTICS! I was tidying up under your bed, and I’d like to know why you have these magazines filled with pictures of naked men![/quote]
He writes to porn stars to ask for progress pics.[/quote]
… and then calls them out.
“… and here’s a pic of me taking it in the ass from Phil McCracken. I take all 12 inches of him raw after only a few ass rapings. You’ve been turd burgling for YEARS and you can only take 8 inches of him even lubed …”[/quote]
Okay I admit it, I LOL’d. Especially at the Phil McCracken bit
Who Cares! Calling in Celtics Sucks!
we certainly have our hate on for celtics eh? Hope he feels all of the love.
iron dwarf nice hat!!
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Is anyone else having a hard time contributing to this thread because of the fine line between acceptable vs unacceptable jokes that mention someone’s mother which the mods will allow???
I think they should make an exception for this thread, there’s so much potential fun to be had in this thread. =)[/quote]
You should see the picture I tried to post. The mods were none to pleased. Lets just say it involves two guys and a lot of photoshop.
[quote]Enders Drift wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Is anyone else having a hard time contributing to this thread because of the fine line between acceptable vs unacceptable jokes that mention someone’s mother which the mods will allow???
I think they should make an exception for this thread, there’s so much potential fun to be had in this thread. =)[/quote]
You should see the picture I tried to post. The mods were none to pleased. Lets just say it involves two guys and a lot of photoshop.[/quote]
I saw it.
My immediate reaction was “Ho-ly Fuck… That won’t last long…”
There was a lot of ‘censored space’ and one very happy Celtics, uh, taking it all in.