"Can I get you a drink?
-“sorry I have a boyfriend”
“What? I said you look like a slut”
lmfao.
“would you like to dance?”
-I have a bf
“I said, you look fat in those pants, slut”
Hahaha
[quote]al1492 wrote:
that site is hilarious[/quote]
This site rocks, the t-shirts are amazing.
T-shirts
“Ask me about my muscles” Thats gotta be a T-Nation favorite.
Alexander Brovechkin lol!
Bro Paterno lol!
Slam piece is the big one in my area. Pretty funny to see a drunk frat boy screaming that at a group of 10+ women walking by his front porch.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
The word ‘slag’ is far harsher-sounding and more offensive than ‘slut’ IMO.
I’m too much of a gentleman to use either, even though ‘slut’ is kind of a compliment, seeing as my definition of slut is a woman who just loves sex. As opposed to a slag, which is a woman who uses sex as a weapon.
BBB[/quote]
Slag sounds like some beat up old piece, that “slags” around bumming cigs and drinkin the ass end of empty beers.
Pooch belly, frizzy hair, bad skin. But you’d still take a wasted beej from her on a weeknight.
“cuntmuscle”
lady
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I usually follow this up by batting my eyelashes at the priest to throw him off-guard long enough for me to get back to my seat. I don’t go to church anymore for unrelated reasons. [/quote]
Ass to mouth or GTFO!
p.s. Pics of said ATM exchange or get the fuck out!
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]al1492 wrote:
that site is hilarious[/quote]
This site rocks, the t-shirts are amazing.
T-shirts
“Ask me about my muscles” Thats gotta be a T-Nation favorite.
Alexander Brovechkin lol!
Bro Paterno lol![/quote]
Greg BROstertag
BROseph Stalin
i always liked ‘muthacunt’.
Sounds even better when combined with an impression of Silvio Dante.
I think bros like this site is hilarious, but I have plenty of friends who take it seriously. Also I think icing bros is the dumbest game ever.
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
They see “cunt” comin’ nowadays. Its like they brace for it.
Thats when you hit 'em with “twat”. They’ll be speechless.
My current personal faves are: skeezer, sloot, slampig, fuck bucket, dog, pepperoni tits and hussy.[/quote]
Gotta agree with you on this one. “Cunt” is most effective when used in a girl-girl exchange; preferably followed by scratching, hair pulling and incidental nipple exposure.
“Twat”, on the other hand, just has a particularly offensive ring to it. For added impact, it is best to imply that a girl has a large, asymmetrical object “rammed up her twat”.
Or you could skip the pleasantries and simply call her “fat”. [/quote]
quotes my post
she wants to fuck[/quote]
I quote a lot of posts on these boards.
Just what are you implying?!!
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
They see “cunt” comin’ nowadays. Its like they brace for it.
Thats when you hit 'em with “twat”. They’ll be speechless.
My current personal faves are: skeezer, sloot, slampig, fuck bucket, dog, pepperoni tits and hussy.[/quote]
Gotta agree with you on this one. “Cunt” is most effective when used in a girl-girl exchange; preferably followed by scratching, hair pulling and incidental nipple exposure.
“Twat”, on the other hand, just has a particularly offensive ring to it. For added impact, it is best to imply that a girl has a large, asymmetrical object “rammed up her twat”.
Or you could skip the pleasantries and simply call her “fat”. [/quote]
quotes my post
she wants to fuck[/quote]
I quote a lot of posts on these boards.
Just what are you implying?!![/quote]
That it can be different for us, I mean REALLY try to make it work.
He’s calling you a slut…
People are so silly. They think some things offensive that are either entirely neutral or even positive…
“Cum dumpster” and “three hole whore” are two of my favorite things to hear come out of my hubby’s mouth. Folks just need to get a little perspective on vocabulary.
Specimen pouch.
[quote]karma wrote:
People are so silly. They think some things offensive that are either entirely neutral or even positive…
“Cum dumpster” and “three hole whore” are two of my favorite things to hear come out of my hubby’s mouth. Folks just need to get a little perspective on vocabulary.[/quote]
This.
If you see this, and you’re a bro, you know what to do.
Harlot, Strumpet, Painted Lady knock slut out off the ballpark!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]karma wrote:
People are so silly. They think some things offensive that are either entirely neutral or even positive…
“Cum dumpster” and “three hole whore” are two of my favorite things to hear come out of my hubby’s mouth. Folks just need to get a little perspective on vocabulary.[/quote]
This.[/quote]
I’m with the sluts.
I’ve never understood why it was an insult.