That be some fucked up shiznit. If anyone ever did anything like that to me or any of my friends they would never, ever find the body.
I had to tell you, I just finished reading your last post. I’m not sure why, but I haven’t laughed so hard at something I read online in a long time. “I sat in gum.” hahaha… I’ll never forget that. I’m still crying as I type this.
Glad you busted a nut on that one bro! You should see it in person. It’s classic. Try it sometime! LOL!!!
Here an Australia, ‘Boinking’ means having sex. Plain old sex, i.e. you put your thinga-ma-bob into a chicks whatcha-ma-callit. But! We do have the art of ‘Zoob-Whacking’, which is where you take your member and crack someone around the head with it. Apparently some people partake in this pastime, can’t say I’ve ever indulged though.
I don’t have many opprotunities to visit
and I thought I’d use my chance to back
Big Dave up.
From dictionary.com
boink (boingk) Vulgar Slang
v. boinked, boink·ing, boinks
v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with.
v. intr.
To engage in sexual intercourse.
[From boink, imitative of bumping or bouncing.]
There you go, debate settled.BTW, I LMAO doing
a cursory read of this thread!
So I guess a teabagging is totally out of the question???
I knew it! My stone age dictionary dated 1979 is way out of date. I guess I have been guilty of boinking in the past. 
Since boinking is already taken, I wonder what an appropriate word for the Dog’s past time could be? How about “Noinking” in honor of that famous T-Canine, Nate, himself? Waht do you think ND?
Bro, I don’t think “Noinking” will work or even be used. I don’t think there is a term for it unless you get into specific actions like “teabagging” or giving someone the “arabian goggles” or the “I sat in gum” technique. I don’t see us having one general term to describe all of those things. So whether you enjoy wacking someone on the head with your member or just pulling your nuts out for the hell of it, I don’t think you can put a name to it! You know, it reminds me of the Adam Sandler CD where Mama is telling everyone to let their “cock and balls” hang out for mama to see! If you haven’t heard that one, you should check it out. It’s a riot. LOL!
I got a friend who loves to pull nut jokes. He’s got one called “doggy balls” where he bends over and shows everyone, supposed to look like dog’s balls. He has another one where he takes his balls out and sucks them up where you can barely see them, he calls this one “disappearing oyster”. Another one he says “let me show you where I got hit by the float” and he takes his nuts out. We live in New Orleans and floats are pulled by tractors for mardi gras. He also pulls the gum trick every once and a while. He does it quick and fools you a lot of times.
LOL! That’s hilarious. I’ve done the “doggy balls” thing but never termed it that way. It only works if you have balls that hang real low! As for the “disappearing oyster,” that is crazy! I’ve had my nuts sneak up toward my abdomen before, but that’s a scary feeling! I don’t like when that happens! He sounds like one of my friends! LOL!
I can’t believe that no one has brought up “The Fruit Bowl”. Amateurs.
“The Fruit Bowl?” Is that something similar to tossing salad? Do enlighten us.
Lordy Lordy. I never knew that there were so many scrotum happy perverts out there. Obviously, there is a previously unknown subculture to Gen X which consists of demented weinie waggers. And these evil doers are not limited to being in the United States as originally hypothesized. They have “turned up” in Australia and Canada too. I suspect they exist in other countries too but may be more of the closet flasher type and not as easily identified. Obviously this is a global crisis and these demented acts of perversion may be responsible for the hole in the ozone layer, the polar caps melting and, most certainly, acid rain. The only saving grace is that, unlike smallpox, this mental malady apparently is not contagious although it appears to be ad"dick"ing. So for all you younguns out there, a word of caution, don’t start…you may not be able to quit. The only known form of a cure involves seeing that infamous surgeon Dr. Lorena Bobbit. Either that or staying on Deca for the rest of your life. Roids Over and Out
LOL. Well, okay. First a little background. I have never performed this little manuever myself, but I have witnessed it firsthand, and seen the terror it instills in its victims. “The Fruit Bowl”, AKA “The Bulldog” AKA “The Stallion” consists of stuffing your entire package back between your legs a la Buffalo Bob in “The Silence of the Lambs”. Then you turn on your unsuspecting mark and give him a full on view of your junk sticking out from the bottom of your ass cheeks. This gives the impression of a bull terrier, or a bowl of freshy picked exotic fruit (up to you to decide). For full effect, you need to do it in the morning on a camping trip so that it’s the first thing the mark sees (make sure to pre-unzip the tent flap for a hasty retreat). He will unsuccessfully fight his sleeping bag and scream bloody murder, cursing the perpetrators lineage. NOTE: Do NOT try this on large Vietnam vets who just happened to serve in the Sea Wolves and who have an affinity for Stoner Systems automatic weapons. You will get the shit kicked out of you.
Love to lurk around this board and this thread is a real laugh but you guys are getting way to nasty for me so I’m pulling up my pants and going home.
Some of these antics remind me of undergrad pals I had. They’d hang out in a bar…literally. At the bar they’d unzip and whip out a serving of grapes with extra scrotum and then talk up the soroity gals until someone noticed. This practice was called Hangin’ Brains (visualize it). Early '80s at Yale no less.
I live in New Orleans too, and I think everyone who lives around here has experienced jokes like that. We have some crazy ass people around here. Shit, especially around mardigras. ie: Beware of goin’ in a port-o-potty during a parade… people love to flip them bitches on ya when you’re taking a leek. Doesn’t have much to do with “Boinking”, but it sure as hell is a sick joke.