Calgary T-Cell/Birthday Bash

Whooo hooo paintball!!!

I’m looking forward to decorating the Cupcake!

STU

Ok, I won’t have internet access as of about 10 minutes. They’re shutting our systems down here at work and so if anyone pm’s me, I won’t be able to get back to you until Monday. Great response so far. Confirmations are pouring in. I’m going to kick everyone’s butt. The toughest part is going to be lugging three meals around with me. Reloading while shoveling tuna into my mouth can’t be easy.

Enough. End Thread.

And now for something completely different…


Geez Craig…you’ve gone and made

United States=Nazi,Fascist,Fuckhead

all upset, guess he can’t read so good…

Hey Dumbass, it is spelled C-A-L-G-A-R-Y, and we would thank you to stay the fuck off the thread, I typed that R-E-A-L S-L-O-W so maybe you will be able to understand it.

When a “Somewhere in ASSFUCK Montana, on a dilapidated farm at the end of Gods green fucking acre, surrounded by Barbed wire and populated by inbred Militia Bubba’s and Feral Dog’s T-Cell gathering” thread appears, we will politely stay out of yours at that time.

I have to imagine that the “United States is perfect, don’t dare think of questioning authority, patriotism=fanaticism, left, right, left, right keep your head down and march maggot” posts were not to your liking today. Better luck tomorrow.

Zieg Hiel, you Commie Fuck.


Now back to our regularly scheduled programming…

Pm Craig on Monday and we can start with the plans to get out to the site, it’s about 20-25 minutes out of town, so I’m thinking of meeting somewhere around Crowfoot and heading out from there? Let CGB know if you need a lift…

“Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire”

~ Robert A. Heinlein

Hehehehehe, I’m giggling my stupid ass off. US=good guys: I believe you were just verbally ass raped.

Ok, I probably should’nt have thought out loud like that. I don’t want to contribute to this thread potentially turning into another americans vs. canadian pissing contest. Note to self: think before you hit the submit button.

US=GG is an idiot. I don’t think anyone will argue with that.

Allrighty then…

We have:

'Cake

454SS

E~ (Ain’t that great Eva…you have become the symbol formerly known as E~Pluribus Unum…very Prince…Very)

CGB

Sturat

The 'Rats Brother (sorry, I don’t know his name…)

Cassanova

Magnus (Makin’ the trip all the way from On-tareeeeeeo!..well done Brother!)

Caryn (Lurker)

Lui (Lurking weasel, “Lip Stand”)

What’s up with the Z-Man and the G-Man?..in?out?WHAT?

Looks like we are all in for the Paintball, the Barbeque is on for Casa Del Cake afterwards…Margaritas, Beef (not “Mad”…I checked this afternoon and it was in a fine mood, perhaps a bit pensive but certainly not angry…almost a thoughtful state, really quite peaceful, Zen-like actually) and Beer…Ohhhhh…Yeah!

You will need:

Nothing.

Food, beverage and snacks will all be here, for those who enjoy the liquid portion of the evenings festivities a bit too much there are 2 couches and lots of floor, please do not Drink and Drive…better safe than sorry…

And lastly, just so I have a head count for the “Q”…is there anyone who was not going to bring their significant other?..ALL significants are invited! at the very least if you turn out to be a jerk, we may enjoy their company! (Hey, I’m joking…mostly…)

Children are also VERY welcome for the barbeque! As 'Cake and the Missus have 3 of those little humanoid-like creatures called kids, yours are also welcome. I believe that E~ is bringing her little guy so…the more, the merrier!

Let CGB know, he is the one that can count without taking his shoes off 'cause if you tell E~ she’ll mis-type it…

“Partying is such sweet sorrow”

~ Robert Byrne

Count b33fcake and a friend of his in, as well. He gets really mad when people forget about 'em.

What do I need to wear to a paintball game? I’ve never had people shoot paint at me before, but I’ve heard it hurts.
I’m really geeked about this weekend, I know it’s gonna be a blast. See you western t-dudes and dudettes soon.

Big M, I thought this was a joke. You coming out? Just for the weekend???

The clothing is supplied by the paintball business.

If you’re staying at Cupcake’s, make sure to bring a sturdy padlock. Cupcake likes to “sleepwalk.” The first time I stayed there I thought it was just a lumpy mattress. Little did I know…

Looking forward to meeting you.

Ya serious, I got a free flight with my aeroplan miles and some family out in Calgary too. Killing a couple birds with one stone. I need a trip away for a few days, and I can’t think of a better idea than heading out west to meet some of the fellow Canadians from the t-forum.

Craig,

We have been through his before. Time and time again. I thought you were my wife!, I said sorry, there is little more I can do.

Besides, you screaming “more!, more!” just made you sound like her too.

You liked it and I know it took you almost half a year to go back to women…I know

:slight_smile:

I am off to Seattle till Friday CGB, I will PM you my Cell #, in case I need to know something (haven’t so far and it hasn’t hurt me!)…

'Cake

“Seattle is not an overly friendly city. It is a civil city, but not altogether friendly. People from outside mistake the civility for friendliness. Seattle is full of people who have their own lives to live. They won’t waste their time being friendly. But they are civil”

~ Jonathan Rabin

Dammit, I can’t make it this weekend. My Parents are coming into town.

Atleast I can snag my little brother into helping me in the yard. Last time they were here, he got stuck putting down sod with me. hahaha

This thread is halarious. I wish I could make it!! Solo and I are indeed jealous!!

Z, I’m sorry you can’t make it. We’ll be doing something again this summer, so don’t sweat it.

Ok, this is the plan. Just got off the horn with Cupcake and it looks like we’re going to meet at the front doors of Safeway at Crowfoot Centre up in the NW at 10:45 am Saturday. If anyone needs help finding their way to Safeway, let me know and I’ll get you directions. We’ll meet there and then head out as a group, so if anyone needs a ride to paintball, that’ll be the time to sort it out. If you need a ride to get to Safeway, let me know and I’ll arrange that for you, too.

So, wear clothing that will be comfortable under the coveralls that they will give you for the game. Wear comfortable shoes as well. Bring whatever you need for food and water, although I understand they sell food, but I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that it won’t be the sort of stuff we’d like.

The weather is looking good, high of 21 with some clouds.

So, I look forward to seeing everyone there. Remember that anyone can come by at the last minute if they’d like and anyone that can’t make it to paintball is welcome at the BBQ planned for CC’s place afterwards.

bring it on !!! its gonna be some refeed day!!!

Okay so just a prevy to our weekend. We had someone commit serious fashion crimes. Now I won’t reveal the name of the offender but i think we should ask our fashion advisor Cass…

B33fcake!!!
If you show anyone that picture… I’m coming back down to Calgary and we’re going to settle it on the Paintball field!

THIS WAS THE GREATEST T-CELL GATHERING EVER!!!

WATCH FOR THE PICTURES!

(not the one beefy is referring to though!)