[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
MsM wrote:
I just knew you’d pull through for us on this one.
Men think it’s all about them,(and their tools) all the time.
If they only knew!!!
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Its also about our huge muscles. we need compliments.
Why do people feel the need to drive in the bm levft-hand lane when they’re going 10 miles an hour under the speed limit?
Why do people have a difficult time even holding a door open for someone directly behind them?
Why do girls wear sunglasses that cover 9/10 of their face?
And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why do women spend so much time and money on shoes when no guy gives a shit?
That’s not why women buy shoes. We buy shoes because we love shoes. A woman can never have too many shoes. Just ask Imelda Marcos. It has nothing to do with men at all, we could care less what you think.
When you go to the hardware store to buy tools, are you thinking, “DAMN!! My woman gonna love this wrench”!!"
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I am getting my father to build me a shoe room in my house. (I have a little extra room that I use for storage).
You’d be surprised at how many straight men compliment my shoes. I know I always am.
And what Yo Momma said about the wrench thing.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Why do women think we care about what they are talking about? In fact, if you find a guy who is truly interested in ALL of the lame shit you come up with all day long, chances are he’s either gay or way too whipped for that relationship to work anyway.
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hahahaha…oh man. gold jerry, that’s gold!
[quote]Christine wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why do women spend so much time and money on shoes when no guy gives a shit?
That’s not why women buy shoes. We buy shoes because we love shoes. A woman can never have too many shoes. Just ask Imelda Marcos. It has nothing to do with men at all, we could care less what you think.
When you go to the hardware store to buy tools, are you thinking, “DAMN!! My woman gonna love this wrench”!!"
I am getting my father to build me a shoe room in my house. (I have a little extra room that I use for storage).
You’d be surprised at how many straight men compliment my shoes. I know I always am.
And what Yo Momma said about the wrench thing.[/quote]
And I bet he uses tools to build it.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Ground-N-Pound wrote:
Why do you Park in a Driveway, but Drive on a Parkway?
Who is your avatar?[/quote]
Not sure just some random girl i think.
[quote]Christine wrote:
You’d be surprised at how many straight men compliment my shoes. I know I always am.[/quote]
The way we act:
“Those shoes are really nice. You must have spent some time putting that outfit together.”
The way we think:
“Cleavage, check…nice feet, check…nice ass, check…OOOOh, she has her own teeth!”
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Christine wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why do women spend so much time and money on shoes when no guy gives a shit?
That’s not why women buy shoes. We buy shoes because we love shoes. A woman can never have too many shoes. Just ask Imelda Marcos. It has nothing to do with men at all, we could care less what you think.
When you go to the hardware store to buy tools, are you thinking, “DAMN!! My woman gonna love this wrench”!!"
I am getting my father to build me a shoe room in my house. (I have a little extra room that I use for storage).
You’d be surprised at how many straight men compliment my shoes. I know I always am.
And what Yo Momma said about the wrench thing.
And I bet he uses tools to build it.[/quote]
Yep. He’s got all the tools. Really impresses my nephew more than me.
[quote]dirtbag wrote:
Why are women crazy? Why is it that when I want to get laid there are none around but when I am not available they all come out of the wood work. Or why is it that cause I am a single dad I am not good enough to date but I am good enough to fuck.
These are the question that haunt me every day.[/quote]
Maybe because you’re a dirtbag? I’m just guessin’
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why do women spend so much time and money on shoes when no guy gives a shit?
Thirdly, the point is that aside from comfort (a reason I’ve almost never seen a woman relate to shoes) they exist sole-e for appearance.[/quote]
Sole-e? That’s what we’re bringing to the table huh? That’s how we’re doing it now-a-days … sole-e … those are the puns we use. Shakes head and walks away
[quote]polo77j wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why do women spend so much time and money on shoes when no guy gives a shit?
Thirdly, the point is that aside from comfort (a reason I’ve almost never seen a woman relate to shoes) they exist sole-e for appearance.
Sole-e? That’s what we’re bringing to the table huh? That’s how we’re doing it now-a-days … sole-e … those are the puns we use. Shakes head and walks away[/quote]
Well, at least you got it I was thinking no one would.
You’d hate to meet me in person, I’m a really cheesy guy when it comes to jokes.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
You’d hate to meet me in person, I’m a really cheesy guy when it comes to jokes.[/quote]
Hey, I saw a movie about lobsters the other day.
It was CLAWSOME!
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
polo77j wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Why do women spend so much time and money on shoes when no guy gives a shit?
Thirdly, the point is that aside from comfort (a reason I’ve almost never seen a woman relate to shoes) they exist sole-e for appearance.
Sole-e? That’s what we’re bringing to the table huh? That’s how we’re doing it now-a-days … sole-e … those are the puns we use. Shakes head and walks away
Well, at least you got it I was thinking no one would.
You’d hate to meet me in person, I’m a really cheesy guy when it comes to jokes.[/quote]
Are you really Michael Scott?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Why do you always want to know what I am thinking?
Because it’s been quiet for 5 minutes so something HAS to be wrong.[/quote]
Didn’t you post a whole page of this stuff a while back?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Why do you always want to know what I am thinking?[/quote]
Cause I want to know what the hell I did this time!
Why a black president who’s last name rhymes with osama and middle name is the last name of a dictator we just toppled. L Ron Hubbard on a 7 day bender couldn’t have made that shit up. It’s the perfect storm.
Where the fuck’s Waldo?
[quote]buffalokilla wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
You’d hate to meet me in person, I’m a really cheesy guy when it comes to jokes.
Hey, I saw a movie about lobsters the other day.
It was CLAWSOME![/quote]
i c wat u did thar
[quote]msd0060 wrote:
Why a black president who’s last name rhymes with osama and middle name is the last name of a dictator we just toppled. L Ron Hubbard on a 7 day bender couldn’t have made that shit up. It’s the perfect storm.[/quote]
Why retarded people think this matters.
[quote]wukey wrote:
WHY?
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Why not??