“Can you believe the vitriol of these people, ZEB? Not one of them could actually laugh at themselves. It pretty much characterizes the liberals on this forum unfortunately…Very caustic responses. Unbelievable!”
“randman you hit the nail on the head. they are so filled with hate.”
–>Are you guys serious?
–>I found it funny and irritating at the same time. If you’ve never tried to have a decent discussion with ZEB on matters that you and he disagree upon, then you wouldn’t understand the irritation.
That was absolutely classic; I laughed my ass off. Although this is painfully obvious, I should point out that all of the people that you called out in your post replied with something like, "You sure have a lot of time on your hands" or something completely pointless and off the subject. To me, it's funny to watch when liberals gets cornered how they use the typical liberal counter-measure of trying to change the subject rather than address accusations point by point. Keep up the good work!
Kuri - "Ah the good ol days. Who remembers the days before the war started when they were screaming about “just wait until we find those WMD…tick tock”. "
So sarin and mustard are not WMD? Thats funny those are two things we said we might find. I geuss it has to be the right kind of WMD for you to belive that we found them? The real Irony is that the people who said they would find WMD are not acting childish about it and saying ha ha we won, they simply go on about thier day trying to make the world better. All the while, the liberals in this country have them chasing ghosts going to hearing after hearing trying to debate the past instead of achieving future goals.
Zeb
I enjoy a good laugh even at my own expense, but that was a little lame. It sounded a lot like your serious posts. It is no wonder your conservative brethren found it so funny their programmed to respond anytime Simon says!
Man I thought you did a great job! I was crying laughing so hard. I read a lot more of the posts than I actually post and have picked up on some of the views as mentioned. But that is what is great about having freedom and the right to express your feelings. I enjoy hearing others opinions because sometimes their or your opinion can influence someone else. I try to keep an open mind to learn anything new. I do support Bush, but would love for Lumpy or one of the guys to do a Bush story. The humor is great medicine for anything as long as it is taken for humor and not cause anyone to get enraged and do something crazy. It sounds like you guys know each other pretty well so it is good to have someone you can go back and forth with. I think it is great as long as everyone’s skin stays the same thickness!
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE
New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:46 PM Seminar #1Getting Your Kid a Military Deferrment
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, It’s What’s for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After
Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2-Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:10 PM EPA Address #2-Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak Made Easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark “deer in headlights” stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:50 PM Seminar #3-Education: A Drain On Our Nation’s Economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by brand new US citizen, Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination/Coronation of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
It’s at times like this that I thank God for Al Gore having created the internet. Without him, we’d all be puny and lost in the wilderness of American politics.
(yes, that was sarcasm, folks!)
Honestly, though…we spend enough time firing off our opinions here in the Off-Topic and getting all wrapped up in ourselves that threads like this are a great way of breaking the ice again.
I know this forum appears dead since no posting in a few days. I just checked in and Lumpy that was excellent. I love the meeting about trees and forest fires. Great work!