Bulking Gone Terribly Wrong

[quote]thogue wrote:
I’m mainly questioning the two loaves of bread. Its not used on the sandwiches, they are already made. And nothing else goes with bread. When you have no remorse eating cake or any kind of good tasting food you want, what makes you decide to just eat two piss-bland loaves of plain bread?[/quote]

Plain white bread is fucking delicious.

[quote]thogue wrote:
I’m mainly questioning the two loaves of bread. Its not used on the sandwiches, they are already made. And nothing else goes with bread. When you have no remorse eating cake or any kind of good tasting food you want, what makes you decide to just eat two piss-bland loaves of plain bread?[/quote]

Dude- those loaves of bread are for swiping between fat rolls to sop up all that yummy yeast funk. MMMMmmmmmm DELICIOUS! It’s like vegemite, but funkier.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]thogue wrote:
I’m mainly questioning the two loaves of bread. Its not used on the sandwiches, they are already made. And nothing else goes with bread. When you have no remorse eating cake or any kind of good tasting food you want, what makes you decide to just eat two piss-bland loaves of plain bread?[/quote]

Dude- those loaves of bread are for swiping between fat rolls to sop up all that yummy yeast funk. MMMMmmmmmm DELICIOUS! It’s like vegemite, but funkier.[/quote]

You took something nasty to begin with, and took it to the next level-bravo good sir!

retches

[quote]koleah wrote:
Looks like she’s drinking her milk. Now all she needs to do is squats and she should be ripped in no time.[/quote]

Holy shit! 2 gallons a day?!
I struggled with 1/2 a gallon while doing Starting Strength and a varsity sport. I’d puke so badly if I had that.

A tongan story: one missionary I knew was Tongan. He was in our apartment one night, all of us were in the other room, he was in the kitchen, looking at the refigerator.

Elder Moeaki: “Elder Meehan, can I have some of your pie?”
Me: “No Moeaki, you can’t have my pie! It was a gift from the hottest girl in our ward.”
Elder Moeaki: “Oh, okay.”
A few minutes pass, and I hear Moeaki eating
Me: “MOEAKI!! Are you eating my pie? I told you not to you fat bastard!”
Elder Moeaki: “No Elder Meehan, I’m eating a butter sandwich.”

His butter sandwich: 6 slices of bread. Lots of butter.

This is the kid who used to fry up 4 things of Ramen at a time. And spam. He gained 80 pounds on the mission.

[quote]byukid wrote:
His butter sandwich: 6 slices of bread. Lots of butter.

This is the kid who used to fry up 4 things of Ramen at a time. And spam. He gained 80 pounds on the mission.[/quote]

Holy…

Nah still doesn’t top my peanut butter, ketchup and mayonnaise combo sandwich. 5 slices of bread with all three mentioned condiments in between each slice. That shit got me to 185 at 5’6… If only I lifted when I was a kid.

Can anyone here explain to me how fat camp costs such a horrendous amount of money??? ~5,800$ per month/person?

Shit, If I were to run a fat camp I could charge half and still make huge profits!

-Rent of hole-in-the-wall facility: 500 bucks a months, maybe less.

-Wardens: 100-125 a day, no bens.

-Barbed wire: 3 bucks/ft

-Shotguns: 200 a piece

-Food: 100 a month (Eggs, Fish, Veggies)

???

PROFIT!!

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Can anyone here explain to me how fat camp costs such a horrendous amount of money??? ~5,800$ per month/person?

Shit, If I were to run a fat camp I could charge half and still make huge profits!

-Rent of hole-in-the-wall facility: 500 bucks a months, maybe less.

-Wardens: 100-125 a day, no bens.

-Barbed wire: 3 bucks/ft

-Shotguns: 200 a piece

-Food: 100 a month (Eggs, Fish, Veggies)

???

PROFIT!!

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Ahhh, but you are forgetting the fencing for the barbed wire to go on, the dogs and handlers to patrol said fencing, and the requisite landmines to be placed outside of said fencing to discourage SERIOUS escapees.

I guess you could use bear traps if liability is an issue.

Bellmar

[quote]Bellmar wrote:

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Can anyone here explain to me how fat camp costs such a horrendous amount of money??? ~5,800$ per month/person?

Shit, If I were to run a fat camp I could charge half and still make huge profits!

-Rent of hole-in-the-wall facility: 500 bucks a months, maybe less.

-Wardens: 100-125 a day, no bens.

-Barbed wire: 3 bucks/ft

-Shotguns: 200 a piece

-Food: 100 a month (Eggs, Fish, Veggies)

???

PROFIT!!

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Ahhh, but you are forgetting the fencing for the barbed wire to go on, the dogs and handlers to patrol said fencing, and the requisite landmines to be placed outside of said fencing to discourage SERIOUS escapees.

I guess you could use bear traps if liability is an issue.

Bellmar
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It would cost a little more, but I say no barbwire, but concrete wall…even if they could get their hands up on the ledge, it’s not like they could actually pull themselves up and over…

[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:

Reactions?[/quote]

[quote]benos4752 wrote:

[quote]Bellmar wrote:

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
Can anyone here explain to me how fat camp costs such a horrendous amount of money??? ~5,800$ per month/person?

Shit, If I were to run a fat camp I could charge half and still make huge profits!

-Rent of hole-in-the-wall facility: 500 bucks a months, maybe less.

-Wardens: 100-125 a day, no bens.

-Barbed wire: 3 bucks/ft

-Shotguns: 200 a piece

-Food: 100 a month (Eggs, Fish, Veggies)

???

PROFIT!!

[/quote]

Ahhh, but you are forgetting the fencing for the barbed wire to go on, the dogs and handlers to patrol said fencing, and the requisite landmines to be placed outside of said fencing to discourage SERIOUS escapees.

I guess you could use bear traps if liability is an issue.

Bellmar
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It would cost a little more, but I say no barbwire, but concrete wall…even if they could get their hands up on the ledge, it’s not like they could actually pull themselves up and over…[/quote]

Just make the camp 25 feet from any form of civilization. Explain to them the length they’d have to travel to return home and mention it’d be by foot and after the first foolish one trying and dying the rest would be turned off of the idea.

Side note: Eggs/Fish/veggies is more than 100$ a month…

[quote]Nate112 wrote:

Side note: Eggs/Fish/veggies is more than 100$ a month…[/quote]

Not for the miniscule amount you’d feed each person that attended his fat camp.

And he didn’t speak the quality of the food…some old fish and eggs…‘about’ to expire…dirt cheap…make them grow their own veggies…hell, instead of buying fish, tell them they can only eat what they can catch and kill with their own hands…toughen them up, give them a workout, and they’ll get to eat very little…

[quote]thogue wrote:
I’m mainly questioning the two loaves of bread. Its not used on the sandwiches, they are already made. And nothing else goes with bread. When you have no remorse eating cake or any kind of good tasting food you want, what makes you decide to just eat two piss-bland loaves of plain bread?[/quote]
She can make sandwiches outta that huge plate of chips beside the bread. Chip sandwiches are awesome.

[quote]Nate112 wrote:
Side note: Eggs/Fish/veggies is more than 100$ a month…[/quote]
I live off Eggs/Veggies/Meat (I can’t eat seafood though) and I don’t spent much over $100 a month on food. Is fish really expensive? If you count my PWO shakes it goes up, but not by a staggering amount. I eat pretty damn well too - is meat super expensive over there?

[quote]thogue wrote:
I’m mainly questioning the two loaves of bread.[/quote]

Me too - fuck off does she slice her own bread.

[quote] Dawggerel’s Daily Rhyme:

Bloody Chubsters-

‘Fatties’ aren’t what they used to be,
There’s no longer bullying of obesity,
Now it’s normal to be a sphere,
With extra chunk to your front and rear.
Taking more space on trains and planes,
And legs all mapped with varicose veins.

Look; if you’re a girl and your body is jelly,
And I can’t really tell your breasts from your belly,
Why do you continue looking like that?
It’s not genetics love - you’re just fucking FAT.

And the blokes rolling round on those shopping scooters,
With big enough tits to work at hooters,
Just WALK round the shop you lazy shit,
Then perhaps that skinny XXXXL might fit.

Stop eating all those sweeties and cake,
And after that dominoes take a break,
Maybe try walking up some stairs,
Before your thick digits grab the eclairs,

I’m just irritated by you lazy, fat toads,
All the rotund guys and the wide loads,
You ever heard of this thing called a diet?
Well get off your arse and fucking try it.[/quote]

http://dawggerel.blogspot.com/

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]benos4752 wrote:
Georgia’s daily feast…

3 bowls of sugary cereal
Sausage rolls and pies
6 packets of crisps
Pile of sandwiches
A chocolate cake
Chips
21 digestive biscuits
Ready meals
KFC takeaway
Chunks of cheese
Litre of coke

How much you want to bet that they’ll tell her get rid of the cheese, sausages, KFC (to much fat!) and chocolate and just eat less. Oh, and of course, switch to diet coke.

And British T-Nationers, what’s a ‘Pile of sandwiches’?[/quote]

THANK YOU. My thoughts exactly. HOW MANY SANDWICHES IS A PILE!?!?!
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This many??

ps Hallowed may I say your new avi breathes new life into the word beautiful.

Yeah it does.

[quote]Vinnie85 wrote:
im trying to figure out with no dad and mom prolli limited to short hours due to health condition, how is she funding all this food?

and i have to disagree eating healthier is cheaper than eating unhealthy (minus fast food)… chips are avg 2.99 a bag for 10-12 oz. 16 oz of chicken breast is 2.49-2.79. u def get more for ure money with healthy foods. [/quote]

In england, chicken breast is more like �?�£4 for 300grams. Things are alot cheaper in america. Over here, crisps are about 40p a 30g bag, i think.

[quote]domsGOOD wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]benos4752 wrote:
Georgia’s daily feast…

3 bowls of sugary cereal
Sausage rolls and pies
6 packets of crisps
Pile of sandwiches
A chocolate cake
Chips
21 digestive biscuits
Ready meals
KFC takeaway
Chunks of cheese
Litre of coke

How much you want to bet that they’ll tell her get rid of the cheese, sausages, KFC (to much fat!) and chocolate and just eat less. Oh, and of course, switch to diet coke.

And British T-Nationers, what’s a ‘Pile of sandwiches’?[/quote]

THANK YOU. My thoughts exactly. HOW MANY SANDWICHES IS A PILE!?!?!
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This many??

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We’ve established that’s a stack - Although that stack is a few sandwiches short of an arch.

mmmm…I could eat an arch of sandwiches right now.

[quote]Eli B wrote:

[quote]Goodfellow wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
THIS is a proper pile of sandwiches.

ID, once bacteria has a chance to grow in a nice warm environment like folds of fat…a lotta stenches can get pretty strange and unique, yknow?

Sometimes I wonder just how many people honestly have a somewhat altered state of mind, making it all but impossible for them to resist eating more food…and how many use it as an excuse.

For reference…think about how hard some people here find it to not jack off for a couple days…now imagine that same urge, but instead of it being an urge to have sex, it’s an urge to eat. Would they be able to resist that urge? Is that what it feels like for some of these obese people? Just throwing it out there. [/quote]

For many of them, the sex is a part of the food obsession. Those “feeders and feedees” get off sexually on getting fatter and fatter. That is why there are so many of them and why so few actually deserve any pity for it. There are people truly trying to get so fat that they get disability payments for it so they don’t have to work any longer.[/quote]

aaaaaaah
nooooooooooo[/quote]

Nice new avatar.

HAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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I want to have sex with her :([/quote]

Whatever floats your boat man…

just tell her there’s a sales call but its a two man job, ask her to join you

then drop her off in a bad part of town, take her purse so she’s safe, and have her walk back to the office

then wait for your thank you