[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
Does anyone know what this guy actually looks like?[/quote]
Here ya go:
Just think…there are likely people on this site that this:
…Actually makes sense to.
People just make up “science”. This is why people thought evil spirits could get in your body when you sneezed (thus the need for “Bless You”).
I will be waiting on those “functional strength Olympics” to come to town.
I wonder what the events will be.
This article evoked fond memories of Drivethruhero. Notice ridiculous double standard in using a pic of Markus Ruehl as an example of a desirable neck:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Just think…there are likely people on this site that this:
…Actually makes sense to.
People just make up “science”. This is why people thought evil spirits could get in your body when you sneezed (thus the need for “Bless You”).
I will be waiting on those “functional strength Olympics” to come to town.
I wonder what the events will be.[/quote]
Bosu ball squats and shake weight for time?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Just think…there are likely people on this site that this:
…Actually makes sense to.
People just make up “science”. This is why people thought evil spirits could get in your body when you sneezed (thus the need for “Bless You”).
I will be waiting on those “functional strength Olympics” to come to town.
I wonder what the events will be.[/quote]
I had a ‘functional’ stregnth conversation with a lil’ guy last night. He was saying that his training was superior because he could do some hundred pushups and had ‘functional’ strength. I said that my benching was twice his and that when the 300 lb tree fell on top of me I’d have little use for a hundred pushups.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I had a ‘functional’ stregnth conversation with a lil’ guy last night. He was saying that his training was superior because he could do some hundred pushups and had ‘functional’ strength. I said that my benching was twice his and that when the 300 lb tree fell on top of me I’d have little use for a hundred pushups.[/quote]
But thanks to his functional speed he would escape before the tree fell on top of him! Ha!
I thought functional strength was when you did naked swiss ball squats with another guy on your shoulders while jerking off and eating the poop out of his butt.
Oh wait, that’s a rusty venture, nevermind.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I had a ‘functional’ stregnth conversation with a lil’ guy last night. He was saying that his training was superior because he could do some hundred pushups and had ‘functional’ strength. I said that my benching was twice his and that when the 300 lb tree fell on top of me I’d have little use for a hundred pushups.[/quote]
This made me laugh!
[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
I thought functional strength was when you did naked swiss ball squats with another guy on your shoulders while jerking off and eating the poop out of his butt.
Oh wait, that’s a rusty venture, nevermind.
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No no. A Rusty Venture is when you blow him until he shoots a load in your mouth then you exchange spooge through a kiss and rape him with a plunger… big end first.
Comments like these are amazing. If you’re 5’11 and 140lbs your chest muscles aren’t too big that’s your damn ribcage.