Bruce Lee Fan Club Rejoice!

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Yes, all of your deepest masturbatory fantasies have come true:

CHINA IS BUILDING A BRUCE LEE THEME PARK!!!

I’m particularly excited about the rollercoaster with the “YAAAAHHH!” and “WAAASAAAW!” and “WOOO! HAAAH!” screams.

Although I think Bruce did a service to science in his movies, because there is no way you can watch a Bruce Lee movie without thinking “I guess we really do come from monkeys. Listening to this guy makes me wanna give him a banana.”

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go watch Enter the Dragon again.

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I also wanted to add that tickets to Hong Kong are typically over a thousand dollars, so start saving, guys! :slight_smile:

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Ouch, like a dagger through my heart.