[quote]cleansnatch wrote:
To clarify whether this post is a joke or not, The screen name IL Cazzo loosely translates from the Italian as “The Dick”.[/quote]
I didn’t even look at who posted it. I was worried for a bit about how stupid people can be.
Breathe through your nose and chew with your mouth closed you neanderthal.
[quote]gitrpumped wrote:
I think you are supposed to take three deep breaths when you can barely rep your fork anymore, and bang out one more![/quote]
Ah, the 20 rep Eating method. Should I drink 2 gallons of milk with this method?
[quote]nephorm wrote:
cleansnatch wrote:
To clarify whether this post is a joke or not, The screen name IL Cazzo loosely translates from the Italian as “The Dick”.
Yeah, but Il Cazzo has been posting here for a while. This isn’t an ad hoc username.
Better to go off of Il Cazzo’s history of sarcasm and irreverence.[/quote]
I know not of the sarcasm you speak of. Why, I havent breathed wilst eating for a fortnight and I’ve put 3" on my calves.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Cazzo, what the hell is your avatar?? It looks like a Stormtrooper in mid clean.[/quote]
Tis I in mid snatch.
I think the fact that many didnt recgonize that this was a joke speaks to the insane volume of tards who have been posting stupid questions like this lately. Ice in Grow!? wtf.
For the record, I do breathe while eating. I also do not paste together 9-.1’s of a bannanna to make a new banannnannna. And, my avatar, that’s me doing a snatch, but I put the “Litho” effect on the pic because I’m a friggin geek.
I figured we better end the joke before we have newb passing out whilst eating.
[quote]cleansnatch wrote:
To clarify whether this post is a joke or not, The screen name IL Cazzo loosely translates from the Italian as “The Dick”.[/quote]
Actually, that’s pretty much the balls-on-accurate translation.
[quote]IL Cazzo wrote:
I think the fact that many didnt recgonize that this was a joke speaks to the insane volume of tards who have been posting stupid questions like this lately. Ice in Grow!? wtf.
For the record, I do breathe while eating. I also do not paste together 9-.1’s of a bannanna to make a new banannnannna. And, my avatar, that’s me doing a snatch, but I put the “Litho” effect on the pic because I’m a friggin geek.
I figured we better end the joke before we have newb passing out whilst eating.[/quote]
Very sad you had to make this post. Now, turning to serious matters, you should not be eating. What is this eating thing of which you speak? It will only make you fat. Just drink water with a little bit of honey throughout the day and have a small portion of soy milk after your workout.
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
IL Cazzo wrote:
I think the fact that many didnt recgonize that this was a joke speaks to the insane volume of tards who have been posting stupid questions like this lately. Ice in Grow!? wtf.
For the record, I do breathe while eating. I also do not paste together 9-.1’s of a bannanna to make a new banannnannna. And, my avatar, that’s me doing a snatch, but I put the “Litho” effect on the pic because I’m a friggin geek.
I figured we better end the joke before we have newb passing out whilst eating.
Very sad you had to make this post. Now, turning to serious matters, you should not be eating. What is this eating thing of which you speak? It will only make you fat. Just drink water with a little bit of honey throughout the day and have a small portion of soy milk after your workout.[/quote]
The honey should be raw and organic, right? Not the one in the Bear shaped plastic jar?
[quote]IL Cazzo wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
IL Cazzo wrote:
I think the fact that many didnt recgonize that this was a joke speaks to the insane volume of tards who have been posting stupid questions like this lately. Ice in Grow!? wtf.
For the record, I do breathe while eating. I also do not paste together 9-.1’s of a bannanna to make a new banannnannna. And, my avatar, that’s me doing a snatch, but I put the “Litho” effect on the pic because I’m a friggin geek.
I figured we better end the joke before we have newb passing out whilst eating.
Very sad you had to make this post. Now, turning to serious matters, you should not be eating. What is this eating thing of which you speak? It will only make you fat. Just drink water with a little bit of honey throughout the day and have a small portion of soy milk after your workout.
The honey should be raw and organic, right? Not the one in the Bear shaped plastic jar?
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No, the bear’s fine, but I usually eat him too, because bears are full or protein.
[quote]conorh wrote:
IL Cazzo wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
IL Cazzo wrote:
I think the fact that many didnt recgonize that this was a joke speaks to the insane volume of tards who have been posting stupid questions like this lately. Ice in Grow!? wtf.
For the record, I do breathe while eating. I also do not paste together 9-.1’s of a bannanna to make a new banannnannna. And, my avatar, that’s me doing a snatch, but I put the “Litho” effect on the pic because I’m a friggin geek.
I figured we better end the joke before we have newb passing out whilst eating.
Very sad you had to make this post. Now, turning to serious matters, you should not be eating. What is this eating thing of which you speak? It will only make you fat. Just drink water with a little bit of honey throughout the day and have a small portion of soy milk after your workout.
The honey should be raw and organic, right? Not the one in the Bear shaped plastic jar?
No, the bear’s fine, but I usually eat him too, because bears are full or protein.[/quote]
Shit I never even thought of that. All those wasted bears…