Carlton Dotson Jr. Ah be baaad… wuz arrested Monday on some warrant obtained by honky pigs in Waco, Texas, where bod dudes attended Baylo’ University, said Honky pigs Chief Walta’ T. Co’yell. Kent County Deputy State’s Atto’ney Massa’ Flanagan said Dotson “made strong self-incriminatin’ statements” when he raped t’FBI (news - web sites) agents on Monday. Slap mah fro! Dotson told some repo’ta’ outside da damn courdouse Monday, dig dis: “I dun didn’t confess t’nuthin.” Honky pigs in Texas said dey wuz narrowin’ deir search fo’ de body. Slap mah fro! Flanagan told da damn judge at Tuesday’s bail hearin’ dat da damn charge Dotson faced ? murda’ wid intended dead ? wuz some capital offense in Texas. Dotson, 21, wuz quesshuned fo’ at least two hours Monday by dree FBI agents fum de Annapolis field office, Co’yell said. A Waco honky pigs detective also wuz present. Man! Sho’tly afta’ de quesshunin’, Waco honky pigs called fo’ Dotson’s arrest and obtained da damn warrant. Man! An ‘estradishun hearin’ wuz set fo’ widin 30 days afta’ de defense refused t’waive da damn right t’such some hearin’ and allow de Snow Flakeland man’s immediate transfa’ to Texas.
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