Brainstorming for Christmas Gifts

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Same thing I have been asking for, for the last 2 years. I am willing to sacrifice a goat to get these pipes. [/quote]

Where were you about six months ago? I had a Boer goat for sale on here but got no takers. I sold him to some farmer on the edge of town and now that fucker’s probably eating goat meat for dinner every night. I much rather would have seen it get its fucking throat slit for the benefit of a fellow T-Nationer.[/quote]

Well I do know that 6 months ago I was NOT doing box squats naked. [/quote]

Do you fuck with your socks on too?[/quote]

I used to when I was single, now I go bare back cause I have been fixed. [/quote]

I meant socks on your feet :slight_smile: Seriously though, try lifting naked if you have the means. It promotes faster CNS recovery. I think it’s a Thibadeau thing.
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Next you will want me to ride my Harley Naked and swim in my pool naked. Some how I think you just like being naked. [/quote]

If I ever post any pics in TILF, they’re all gonna be pics of me lifting naked.[/quote]

If I ever go to TILF and see your naked ass I will gauge out my eyes with a blunt scapel and set fire to my neighbors cat. Just so I will know, WTF is TILF?

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[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
Hmm that might just be it. Nothing says “I love you” like a meat cutter.[/quote]

If and only if she already has all of the required sammich making equipment… the next correct answer happens to be jewelry.

Just sayin.

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
Hmm that might just be it. Nothing says “I love you” like a meat cutter.[/quote]

If and only if she already has all of the required sammich making equipment… the next correct answer happens to be jewelry.

Just sayin.
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Something like one of these?

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Same thing I have been asking for, for the last 2 years. I am willing to sacrifice a goat to get these pipes. [/quote]

Where were you about six months ago? I had a Boer goat for sale on here but got no takers. I sold him to some farmer on the edge of town and now that fucker’s probably eating goat meat for dinner every night. I much rather would have seen it get its fucking throat slit for the benefit of a fellow T-Nationer.[/quote]

Well I do know that 6 months ago I was NOT doing box squats naked. [/quote]

Do you fuck with your socks on too?[/quote]

I used to when I was single, now I go bare back cause I have been fixed. [/quote]

I meant socks on your feet :slight_smile: Seriously though, try lifting naked if you have the means. It promotes faster CNS recovery. I think it’s a Thibadeau thing.
[/quote]

Next you will want me to ride my Harley Naked and swim in my pool naked. Some how I think you just like being naked. [/quote]

If I ever post any pics in TILF, they’re all gonna be pics of me lifting naked.[/quote]

If I ever go to TILF and see your naked ass I will gauge out my eyes with a blunt scapel and set fire to my neighbors cat. Just so I will know, WTF is TILF?[/quote]

I have no fucking clue. I think it’s like T-Vixen for the men of T-Nation.

Anyways, back to Christmas gifts. Anyone out there giving their significant other an STD for Christmas?

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This is what I bought the wife. Not my idea, my mother insisted that this is what my wife wanted.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]doogie wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey

What would you suggest for a baby?

Girl

Evil

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one of the baby shirts from www.tshirthell.com
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lol

You do good work.[/quote]

I’m getting the mother of your child a lifetime supply of RAPE AXE!!! [/quote]

Dude, the new RAPE AXE!!! Xtreme looks wicked.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

Anyways, back to Christmas gifts. Anyone out there giving their significant other an STD for Christmas?[/quote]

Why would anyone get their significant other stock in Banco Santander for Christmas?

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]doogie wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey

What would you suggest for a baby?

Girl

Evil

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one of the baby shirts from www.tshirthell.com
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lol

You do good work.[/quote]

I’m getting the mother of your child a lifetime supply of RAPE AXE!!! [/quote]

Dude, the new RAPE AXE!!! Xtreme looks wicked.[/quote]

You’re gonna find out the hard way the true meaning of wicked…

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[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

Anyways, back to Christmas gifts. Anyone out there giving their significant other an STD for Christmas?[/quote]

Why would anyone get their significant other stock in Banco Santander for Christmas?
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When you’ve already given him/her chlamydia, what else is left to give?

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[quote]four60 wrote:
Each Nephew is getting the Leatherman Wave or Leatherman Juice.[/quote]

They don’t have the Wave on sale but they have the Blast and Fuse on sale for cheaper than I’ve seen elsewhere.
http://www.trailexplorers.com/leatherman-multitools-c-3_14.html

I’m getting a Wave for Christmas (not from there though. From frys).

For my wife, she’s going on a clothing shopping spree and I’m picking up the tab.