Bored and Single...

Its good to know my thread was helpful to someone, though i am rather displeased that it turned to anuses and Herpetic cold sores…

[quote]waldo21212 wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

On a relate note, has anyone ever taken a close up pic of their asshole and set it as their roommate’s desktop?

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The other day I looked at my asshole in the mirror. It blew my fucking mind.[/quote]

It’s ironic that parts of one’s own body seem odd and unusual because you don’t see them on a day-to-day basis.

Wow. This is my life every day. cries I’m playing assassin’s creed 2 due to the TOTALLY RAD REVIEW PROF X gave it!!!111one! But seriously I liked the first game and this game… is more of the same really. Course my laptop has no cooling system so it’s baking itself while I play the game but I digress…

Being a giant nerd in a long distance relationship sucks.

[quote]DickBag wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Lol @ Dickbag. Now we know how YOU spend your boring moments.[/quote]

I remember I used to collect all my empty protein tubs, to make suits for protein man, and also to build a protein tub wall. Well one day, my friends and me were bored, and we farted in the tubs, and then put the lids back on real quick.

Then we took turns smelling them, experimenting with the different flavours because some tubs smelled like vanilla, and others smelled like strawberries, and others were like chocolate.

We then progressed and ended up outting a fart in ziplock bag and stickin it in the freezer.

It still smelled after a few months

Great times.

We made possible hundreds of prank phone calls, and i still have them saved in my e mail.

Any one wanna hear them? [/quote]

this made my night

[quote]Petermus wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]Hot Tamale wrote:
So… this is what all the quality single guys are doing on a Friday night!!! What the hell? Get out there and mingle, boys!!! There are plenty of hot women looking for guys like you… well, except for the guy who farts in a bag and puts it in the freezer for a rainy day… maybe. [/quote]

Women my age dont like me. Im not an asshole/d bag, covered in tattoos, piercings, and talking about how wasted/high i was the other day. Im too nice. Oh well.[/quote]

Ah, I always attract the girls who I don’t like or would not date for some reason, such as sucking someone off in a port a potty…tainted.

Most of my friends or miserable or unhappy in their relationships…like tonight we couldn’t hit the movies because my best friend’s girl got a drop of invisible ink on her at the fair. She freaked out so much a cop come to see what happened and if she was being attacked by her boyfriend.The ink disappears…[/quote]

Akuma… then don’t date women your age! Be open minded about age. Maybe you’re very mature for your age? There are lots of older women who appreciate a hot younger man :slight_smile:

Petermus, you’re super young, and I’m guessing so are your friends and their crazy little girlfriends who freak out over invisible ink… that’s INVISIBLE!! Wtf? Don’t have a relationship with a stupid girl, period. Relationships don’t always suck :slight_smile: And you don’t have to have a relationship with anyone until you find someone worthwhile. Be picky!!! And stop hanging out in porta-pottys dude :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m sure you guys have a blast with your video game nights, but if you’re looking for a nice girl, you’re not going to find her in your living room while you play video games, or while you’re looking at your asshole in the mirror. Sigh…

Not single, but bored non the less. I recently beat KOTOR and KOTOR II again, so now I don’t know what to do with my time. I’d like to play Mass Effect, but my computer gets so hot it shuts itself off after about 15 min if I try…

No interesting matches in the World Cup horizon at the moment either.

The sun has returned though, maybe I should try to get some colour and re-read a book or something.

Anyone up for some Bordelands online (PS3) ?

I wish my brother still had his 360. All I need is madden. =]

[quote]waldo21212 wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

On a relate note, has anyone ever taken a close up pic of their asshole and set it as their roommate’s desktop?

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The other day I looked at my asshole in the mirror. It blew my fucking mind.[/quote]

I spent last night playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 with my girl, so I can’t empathize with you losers, but I wanted you to know this line did not go unnoticed. One of my favorite comedy albums.

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
I’m watching Mortal Kombat:Annihilation. The lulz are truely epic[/quote]

I watch that movie on a regular basis. My favourite part is when Rayden dies and utters that he’s proud to die a mortal. Which is a tautology but it’s emotional.

I’m very single and I decided to do double shifts both saturday and sunday at the restaurant I work at…FML.

[quote]OnMyOwn32 wrote:
I’m very single and I decided to do double shifts both saturday and sunday at the restaurant I work at…FML.
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Lol you know i thought about doing that, but i too work at a restaurant. I work at an olive garden. And some of the clientele there are just so…i couldnt work there very much more than i already do lol.

Gawd some of you guys are lame. Just goes to show that being big and strong doesn’t necessarily make you an attractive guy.

Thats not it at all. Thats some ignorant ass shit to say lol.

All my friends are lazy bums and either decided to stay in and do the “couples” thing or were too drunk already to get out and do something other than watch movies. I don’t feel right going out by myself. That’s just weird.

I spent Saturday night playing Fallout 3. Same with all day yesterday. Yesterday was just me being lazy though…

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
All my friends are lazy bums and either decided to stay in and do the “couples” thing or were too drunk already to get out and do something other than watch movies. I don’t feel right going out by myself. That’s just weird.

I spent Saturday night playing Fallout 3. Same with all day yesterday. Yesterday was just me being lazy though…[/quote]

I stalk coolnatedawg around the boards when I’m bored and post sexy pics of jamie koeppe

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I stalk coolnatedawg around the boards when I’m bored and post sexy pics of jamie koeppe [/quote]

Haha. I had to post in another thread because I hadn’t seen you around in a while and wanted to lure you out. Little did I know you were in here all along!

For future reference. www.addictinggames.com

3000+ free online games, Some really cool little games on there. I played cursed treasure (tower defense game) alot this weekend. Lots of good puzzle games, you could crush several hours or more without even realizing it.

V

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I stalk coolnatedawg around the boards when I’m bored and post sexy pics of jamie koeppe [/quote]

Haha. I had to post in another thread because I hadn’t seen you around in a while and wanted to lure you out. Little did I know you were in here all along![/quote]

I actually went on vacation so…don’t think I was ignoring you :wink:

ive been unemployed for 2 weekdays now, friday and today. and i am bored to tears already. rolling my 401k and watching the japan v camaroon world cup took up a bit of time but other than that i dont know what to do with myself. i already have another job lined up but thats in a few weeks… and i dont play video games…