[quote]DickBag wrote:
Hey guys why don’t you be honest and say what you REALLY did when you were bored…
All this x box stuff is all for show. I bet in reality you guys sat infront of the mirror for at least 15 minutes, and during that time not only did you flex every muscle in your body, but you probably tucked your balls inbetween your legs and then turned around and looked at the reflection of your balls poppin out the back of your legs.
And I know I’m not the only one who looked at my own asshole in the mirror.
“no bro, i played the x box”
lol. sure. and i played the “super nintendo”
lolz.
I bet one of you bored fuckers right now is bllowing your breath on the mirror and sniffing the condensation breath, seeing if its a good way of determining bad breath.
[quote]DickBag wrote:
Hey guys why don’t you be honest and say what you REALLY did when you were bored…
All this x box stuff is all for show. I bet in reality you guys sat infront of the mirror for at least 15 minutes, and during that time not only did you flex every muscle in your body, but you probably tucked your balls inbetween your legs and then turned around and looked at the reflection of your balls poppin out the back of your legs.
And I know I’m not the only one who looked at my own asshole in the mirror.
“no bro, i played the x box”
lol. sure. and i played the “super nintendo”
lolz.
I bet one of you bored fuckers right now is bllowing your breath on the mirror and sniffing the condensation breath, seeing if its a good way of determining bad breath.
lolz
wat evas[/quote]
On a relate note, has anyone ever taken a close up pic of their asshole and set it as their roommate’s desktop?
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
Akuma, you’re a beast. I take back all my hurtful Hurley references.
You’d smash that fat meatball.[/quote]
Why thank you.
In response to that picture you took, No, but i have done something similar. It was years ago, A buddy of mine, for the sake of the story we’ll call him buddy 1, and I were hanging out in another buddie’s, buddy 2, room. Buddy 2 leaves. Buddy 1 jumps on his computer, “What should we make his desktop?” Me “i dunno, make it something gay” to which i turn away and continue reading my magazine. Before i know it, buddy 2 is laughing is ass off and turns off the monitor, then sits on the floor and waits, while i curiously wait myself. Buddy 1 walks back in, questioningly looks at the monitor then goes to turn it on. What he sees makes him scream, then laugh: An array in peacock feather style of Penises. Truly disturbing, but hilarious.
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
Akuma, you’re a beast. I take back all my hurtful Hurley references.
You’d smash that fat meatball.[/quote]
Why thank you.
In response to that picture you took, No, but i have done something similar. It was years ago, A buddy of mine, for the sake of the story we’ll call him buddy 1, and I were hanging out in another buddie’s, buddy 2, room. Buddy 2 leaves. Buddy 1 jumps on his computer, “What should we make his desktop?” Me “i dunno, make it something gay” to which i turn away and continue reading my magazine. Before i know it, buddy 2 is laughing is ass off and turns off the monitor, then sits on the floor and waits, while i curiously wait myself. Buddy 1 walks back in, questioningly looks at the monitor then goes to turn it on. What he sees makes him scream, then laugh: An array in peacock feather style of Penises. Truly disturbing, but hilarious.[/quote]
I took a screenshot of my buddy’s desktop (print screen), and set that screen shot as his background. I then deleted/moved all his icons… It took him about 4 days of struggling to figure out what happened.
That, or superimposing faces onto gay porn… Oh how I miss having a roomate to fuck with
So… this is what all the quality single guys are doing on a Friday night!!! What the hell? Get out there and mingle, boys!!! There are plenty of hot women looking for guys like you… well, except for the guy who farts in a bag and puts it in the freezer for a rainy day… maybe.
[quote]Hot Tamale wrote:
So… this is what all the quality single guys are doing on a Friday night!!! What the hell? Get out there and mingle, boys!!! There are plenty of hot women looking for guys like you… well, except for the guy who farts in a bag and puts it in the freezer for a rainy day… maybe. [/quote]
Women my age dont like me. Im not an asshole/d bag, covered in tattoos, piercings, and talking about how wasted/high i was the other day. Im too nice. Oh well.
[quote]Hot Tamale wrote:
So… this is what all the quality single guys are doing on a Friday night!!! What the hell? Get out there and mingle, boys!!! There are plenty of hot women looking for guys like you… well, except for the guy who farts in a bag and puts it in the freezer for a rainy day… maybe. [/quote]
Women my age dont like me. Im not an asshole/d bag, covered in tattoos, piercings, and talking about how wasted/high i was the other day. Im too nice. Oh well.[/quote]
Ah, I always attract the girls who I don’t like or would not date for some reason, such as sucking someone off in a port a potty…tainted.
Most of my friends or miserable or unhappy in their relationships…like tonight we couldn’t hit the movies because my best friend’s girl got a drop of invisible ink on her at the fair. She freaked out so much a cop come to see what happened and if she was being attacked by her boyfriend.The ink disappears…
Another boring ass fucking night, ahhhhhh at least I work in an hour so that will kill some times. I’m seriously considering buying a new TV, an Xbox, and red dead redemption here in the next week or so.
Life can blow so much sometimes. I’m so embarrased because i have this ugly ass looking cold sores on my face, and i’ve been ignoring all my friends this past week. My friends were at a “get together” last night it was like 3 of them and 8 girls, not to mention one of the hottest ones there wants my cock so much… Now my friend is having a party at his house and i just ignored a phone call like 5 minutes ago literally.
I’ve had this cold sore for a week, any remedies anyone know? (it’s at the scabby stage now so i guess it’s healing, but how can i make the scabbing stage go by faster?) Graduation is tuesday god i hope its gone by then =[
[quote]Liv92 wrote:
Life can blow so much sometimes. I’m so embarrased because i have this ugly ass looking cold sores on my face, and i’ve been ignoring all my friends this past week. My friends were at a “get together” last night it was like 3 of them and 8 girls, not to mention one of the hottest ones there wants my cock so much… Now my friend is having a party at his house and i just ignored a phone call like 5 minutes ago literally.
I’ve had this cold sore for a week, any remedies anyone know? (it’s at the scabby stage now so i guess it’s healing, but how can i make the scabbing stage go by faster?) Graduation is tuesday god i hope its gone by then =[ [/quote]
Yah, get some Herpecin. Or w/e that Herpes chapstick is.
If it is, in fact, a Herpetic cold sore, it should respond to acyclovir, available by prescription. Of course, catching the problem as early as possible is optimal.
