Just caught wind of this off of another site; seems that there is a game that involves bodybuilders coming out for the Wii. Kind of scary…
http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/127/article/muscle-march-announced-for-north-america/
everything is done on computer/games. Noone knows how to do anything in real life, why take years and learn how to play a guitar when you can plug a plastic one in the the TV? Why spend hours in the gym when you can stand infront of the tv and pretend to be fit.
fuck.
No offence, but this actually looks hilarious as fuck.
What japanese LSD induced trip brought forth this abomination?
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
No offence, but this actually looks hilarious as fuck.
What japanese LSD induced trip brought forth this abomination?[/quote]
No idea! Trying to figure out how that would even work with the Wii, standing there holding dumbells when the guys arms are up, or trying to match his poses? Freaking strange
Fuck…
Kinda homo-erotic don’t you guys think?
That’s f’ing hilarious.
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What japanese LSD induced trip brought forth this abomination?[/quote]
That’s the thing, none of the Japanese insanity is drug-inspired. They pretty much saw your hands off here for any kind of illicit drug (including mushrooms). They come up with this fucked up shit entirely on their own! Could only imagine what would happen if they got their hands on some DMT…or peyote (about the only drug which is legal in Japan, somehow)
[quote]DF85 wrote:
everything is done on computer/games. Noone knows how to do anything in real life, why take years and learn how to play a guitar when you can plug a plastic one in the the TV? Why spend hours in the gym when you can stand infront of the tv and pretend to be fit.
fuck.
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It’s called fun. You know. Something you do for enjoyment.
And what the hell makes you think the activities you, presumably, like are better than activities others like? Why learn how to play guitar when you could improve your knowledge of physics (something that is actually useful)? Why spend hours in the gym when you could spend those hours learning how to work on your car?
fuck.
It’s better not to try make sense of this kind of thing without some kind of chemical assistance.
I thought at first that maybe the Japanese view things in a different way to Westerners (cultural differences and all that), but it still doesn’t explain why a Spanish bodybuilder is wearing a top hat, or why someone thought it would be a good idea to include a polar bear in a thong.
Totally fucking inexplicable, but all the more awesome for it…
[quote]roybot wrote:
or why someone thought it would be a good idea to include a polar bear in a thong.
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Anything can be improved by adding thong-wearing polar bears.
Japanese have some minor obsession with poses → decide to make a game for the wii about posing → who poses? bodybuilders → bodybuilders become main characters. Makes sense to me.
NIIIICEE MUSSSSSCLE!
I’m guessing DF85 did not watch the video because obviously the game does not correspond to bodybuilding the way that rock band and guitar hero compare to actually playing a guitar.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
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What japanese LSD induced trip brought forth this abomination?[/quote]
That’s the thing, none of the Japanese insanity is drug-inspired. They pretty much saw your hands off here for any kind of illicit drug (including mushrooms). They come up with this fucked up shit entirely on their own! Could only imagine what would happen if they got their hands on some DMT…or peyote (about the only drug which is legal in Japan, somehow)[/quote]
Yeah I know it’s all extremely illegal over there but… HOW?! How do they keep coming up with this weird shit with their own unaltered creative minds?
But I’m thinking of buying a Wii simply so I can get this game. I this a couple drops of pee came out while watching the video…
[quote]silverhydra wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
or why someone thought it would be a good idea to include a polar bear in a thong.
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Anything can be improved by adding thong-wearing polar bears.
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While that is true for us humans, I’m not sure that a ringed seal would find the funny side in getting torn apart by a polar bear in a posing pouch. Then again, I’m not a seal, nor have I ever been killed and eaten by a polar bear. So it’s not really my place to comment.
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
No offence, but this actually looks hilarious as fuck.
What japanese LSD induced trip brought forth this abomination?[/quote]
2 nuclear bombs.