…There are so many more fun things to load up on… That’s for sure…
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BTW, have you considered that maaaaaybe I’m SOOO good…that all she needs to load up on…is me?
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Push, I’m one of the rare dudes on this site that could care less about your weiner.
Your stud horse status has remained intact during your tenure, and I dig the pictures that come from your escapades… But so help me if you wink at me again I’LL give YOU something to load up on and I’m not even queer. Smooch!
That being said,
The Vagisil… It’s a good thing and it’s a common resident of the ladies’ medicine cabinet. Knowing it’s secondary uses for the dirty dirty shows experience and ingenuity. Ambesol is another one, just don’t go-a-rimmin after application unless you want to drool all over yourself
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Shucks, this is eeeeezy. Most women have two other available ports of entry so how in the world would one ever decide to give up cheese? Unthinkable![/quote]
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
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Some women, like me, only allow one other port of entry![/quote]
The other day a friend of mine gave my wife a tip on how to pleasurably open the port of entry that remains barricaded for many women such as yourself. It had something to do with the application and/or err…installation of cocaine in a non-traditional manner. He said he had done it in his younger days and it was pretty much a win/win for both parties.
Now if you’re thinking my wife and friend went down that road, i.e., he actually showed her the tip (no pun intended), for the record the answer is no.
Anybody ever tried it?
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The last guy that tried this was married to Lorena Bobbitt–operative word = “was”.
