[quote]pushharder wrote:
Shucks, this is eeeeezy. Most women have two other available ports of entry so how in the world would one ever decide to give up cheese? Unthinkable![/quote]
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
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Some women, like me, only allow one other port of entry![/quote]
The other day a friend of mine gave my wife a tip on how to pleasurably open the port of entry that remains barricaded for many women such as yourself. It had something to do with the application and/or err…installation of cocaine in a non-traditional manner. He said he had done it in his younger days and it was pretty much a win/win for both parties.
Now if you’re thinking my wife and friend went down that road, i.e., he actually showed her the tip (no pun intended), for the record the answer is no.
Anybody ever tried it?
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It could make your dick go numb. Ask Rick James.
Not that I’d waste cocaine, or anything.[/quote]
That would make that port-of-entry a literal blow hole!
ive heared white people are genetically pre disposed to liking cheese but fucking hell who the fuck would rather eat cheese than get a blow job haha
(boon docks episode white man loves cheese)
Could do it if it was a choice of the whole woman or the cheese but naaaaaa just head, naaaaa I always end up grabbing them to get to the main course after 5min anyway, can’t give up the NY Slice from Bens Pizza on spring street forever naaaaa.
Like I said who would be the Cop on this beat. I mean if I slip up one night and get one what is the penalty?
[quote]four60 wrote:
Now who is playing BJ police on the cheese thing? I mean is this just one chick I can never get it from or I can’t ever have one. Because, comeeeonnnnn Never having a slice of Tony&Sams pizza again…
If its just one chick I would take the no cheese ever deal and get my BJ’s after we broke up. But if its never ever ever. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is harder than I thought.
I would cheat.[/quote]
Motherfucker, I forgot about pizza…
fuck bj’s[/quote]
My first thought… Pizza and my cheat day damn no more BJ’s
Glad this shit isn’t for real
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Shucks, this is eeeeezy. Most women have two other available ports of entry so how in the world would one ever decide to give up cheese? Unthinkable![/quote]
I would pick the cheese, as I do not particularly enjoy cheese.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Shucks, this is eeeeezy. Most women have two other available ports of entry so how in the world would one ever decide to give up cheese? Unthinkable![/quote]
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
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Some women, like me, only allow one other port of entry![/quote]
The other day a friend of mine gave my wife a tip on how to pleasurably open the port of entry that remains barricaded for many women such as yourself. It had something to do with the application and/or err…installation of cocaine in a non-traditional manner. He said he had done it in his younger days and it was pretty much a win/win for both parties.
Now if you’re thinking my wife and friend went down that road, i.e., he actually showed her the tip (no pun intended), for the record the answer is no.
Anybody ever tried it?
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It could make your dick go numb…[/quote]
Shoooot, that aint no good. That happened when we tried Vagisil a couple of summers ago on the frontage road of I-90 in central Washington (don’t ask me why all the details are important). Anyway, she thought it was great; I couldn’t feel a thing. Kinda defeated the whole purpose for me but at least she thoroughly enjoyed it for once.[/quote]
Yeah, Im not sure how introducing a local anasthetic to sex is a good idea. Especially if its to mask pain that should be telling you to stop.
