Bis and Tris Bigger Than Your Thighs

Hussy!

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Contrary to popular opinion, I spend very little time topless in public.

But whenever I did I ended up with a new girlfriend. Coincidence? Probably.

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I wasn’t going to post anything, but then I realized this is where all the cool people are. So, to tag along:

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Uhm… those sleeves are giving it all they got Scotty.

But obviously it’s not the central focus now I would assume…

All part of the optical illusion :smile:

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This was my only reason…

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It’s just really boring. I work out in my garage, without mirrors. I’ve always thought people who stare at themselves while working out have a weird sexual preference for themselves.

In high school and college, I didn’t need big arms. I played sports and had girls interested by nature of existing in a uniform on a college field. Seriously, women just showed up to practices and sat in the bleachers waiting to talk to players afterwards.

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Ok fine I get it… not everyone is blessed with a 8 ’ tongue and air breathing ability through their ears. I stand corrected.

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That IS genetics at its finest!

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I started to build an ass. my wife would deff say that I was successful… when a mum of one of you daughters friends is walking behind you and comments out loud .. Rob you have a big ass !! … maybe a little too successful !!

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We called those cleat chasers.

I couldn’t really state one specific reason for why I started lifting. I just thought that big muscular guys looked awesome and I wanted to be one. I don’t know if it was sports, the WWF, or just some ingrained alpha male trait.

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I can. Dragon Ball Z :sunglasses:

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Easy one for me. I grew up with lots of Arnie movies on TV and thought he looked awesome.

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Ok throwing this pic up for @ChickenLittle and also because the forearms need some love too!

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Geeez… pretty sure that foreman is bigger than my thighs! :hushed:

Yer but not as smooth. Lol

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Same, but worse–it was an attempt to re-win the heart of my GF at the time, who was clearly losing interest in me. Didn’t work. (Shocking, I know.)

Hang on while I search for an emoji that signifies ‘utterly pathetic’…

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Hey, don’t downplay that pathetic feeling along with a healthy dose of self loathing, it’s made me a better man in the long run!

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And where is your arm pic? I don’t recall seeing it.