Biotest Is My Friend!

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I ordered about 160 worth of Biotest supps last week. Today the fedex man came. He handed me and ink pen, and it was a capped kind. I pulled the cap off, and I also pulled the tip out. I broke the fedex mans pen, I was so anxious to sign for my supps. He wasn’t mad, thank God.

When I ordered, I thought I would get A (one) Metabolic Drive bar, like always. I didn’t think the whole 50 dollars or more order got me a box of bars deal was still going. So I opened up my box of loot. I read the invoice, and notice the words Spike Shooter. And Metabolic Drive bars. I took out my six bottles of ZMA. I took out my two bottles of creatine, my two of Power Drive, and my two Flameouts.

Then I stuck my hand way down deep in the box. And there was a Spike Shooter. I was ecstatic. But I just knew that there was a Metabolic Drive bar in there somewhere. I fished and fished and fished. And then I felt a fucking box. I thought, Did TC need a place to put some waste cardboard or something.

And so I grabbed the box. But this was no ordinary box. This was a box filled with Metabolic Drive bars. Not 1, but a whole 12 bars. Tim and TC must have been feeling very genourous, and just decided to fill my box up with wonderful things. So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action. and I have my Metabolic Drive bars for when I don’t get a good breakfast in.

I can not wait to work out tonight, that way I get to try my Power Drive!

I had me a scoop of creatine, I am hoping that the Biotest creatine works better for me then GNC does. I can’t wait to use up all my GNC fish oils, that way I can try Flameout, everyone seems to be raving about.

And as always, ZMA makes me feel like I have 3 nuts in my sack instead of two.

Thank you, Biotest.

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[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
I ordered about 160 worth of biotests supps last week. Today the fedex man came. He handed me and ink pen, and it was a capped kind. I pulled the cap off, and I also pulled the tip out. I broke the fedex mans pen, I was so anxious to sign for my supps. He wasn’t mad, thank God.

When I ordered, I thought I would get A (one) Metabolic Drive bar, like always. I didn’t think the whole 50 dollars or more order got me a box of bars deal was still going. So I opened up my box of loot. I read the invoice, and notice the words Spike Shooter. And Metabolic Drive bars. I took out my six bottles of ZMA. I took out my two bottles of creatine, my two of powerdrive, and my two Flameouts. Then I stuck my hand way down deep in the box. And there was a Spike Shooter. I was ecstatic. But I just knew that there was a Metabolic Drive bar in there somewhere. I fished and fished and fished. And then I felt a fucking box. I thought, Did TC need a place to put some waste cardboard or something. And so I grabbed the box. But this was no ordinary box. This was a box filled with Metabolic Drive bars. Not 1, but a whole 12 bars. Tim and TC must have been feeling very genourous, and just decided to fill my box up with wonderful things. So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action. and I have my Metabolic Drive bars for when I don’t get a good breakfast in.

I can not wait to work out tonight, that way I get to try my powerdrive!
I had me a scoop of creatine, I am hoping that the Biotest creatine works better for me then GNC does. I can’t wait to use up all my GNC fish oils, that way I can try Flameout, everyone seems to be raving about.

And as always, ZMA makes me feel like I have 3 nuts in my sack instead of two.

Thank you, Biotest.

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Nobody likes a brown noser!

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I just received my order too. I am trying the Spike shooter tomorrow morning. I can’t wait.

I switched from Xpand (creatine) to Biotest German Creatine and prefer Biotest. I am definitely stronger from taking it.

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[quote]PGA200X wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
I ordered about 160 worth of biotests supps last week. Today the fedex man came. He handed me and ink pen, and it was a capped kind. I pulled the cap off, and I also pulled the tip out. I broke the fedex mans pen, I was so anxious to sign for my supps. He wasn’t mad, thank God.

When I ordered, I thought I would get A (one) Metabolic Drive bar, like always. I didn’t think the whole 50 dollars or more order got me a box of bars deal was still going. So I opened up my box of loot. I read the invoice, and notice the words Spike Shooter. And Metabolic Drive bars. I took out my six bottles of ZMA. I took out my two bottles of creatine, my two of powerdrive, and my two Flameouts. Then I stuck my hand way down deep in the box. And there was a Spike Shooter. I was ecstatic. But I just knew that there was a Metabolic Drive bar in there somewhere. I fished and fished and fished. And then I felt a fucking box. I thought, Did TC need a place to put some waste cardboard or something. And so I grabbed the box. But this was no ordinary box. This was a box filled with Metabolic Drive bars. Not 1, but a whole 12 bars. Tim and TC must have been feeling very genourous, and just decided to fill my box up with wonderful things. So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action. and I have my Metabolic Drive bars for when I don’t get a good breakfast in.

I can not wait to work out tonight, that way I get to try my powerdrive!
I had me a scoop of creatine, I am hoping that the Biotest creatine works better for me then GNC does. I can’t wait to use up all my GNC fish oils, that way I can try Flameout, everyone seems to be raving about.

And as always, ZMA makes me feel like I have 3 nuts in my sack instead of two.

Thank you, Biotest.

Nobody likes a brown noser![/quote]

I am sorry PGA. I just wanted to tell Biotest thank you for what they do. If we don’t let them know we appreciate things, they may stop being so nice to us.

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[quote]cvb wrote:
I just received my order too. I am trying the Spike shooter tomorrow morning. I can’t wait.

I switched from Xpand (creatine) to Biotest German Creatine and prefer Biotest. I am definitely stronger from taking it.

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Creatine has improved your strength? I am hoping it will give me some effect, in the past creatine hasn’t done a blessed thing for me.

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[quote]BarneyFife wrote:

So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action.
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careful, the life expectancy on canned goods is usually 3 years.

sorry i had to

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[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
cvb wrote:
I just received my order too. I am trying the Spike shooter tomorrow morning. I can’t wait.

I switched from Xpand (creatine) to Biotest German Creatine and prefer Biotest. I am definitely stronger from taking it.

Creatine has improved your strength? I am hoping it will give me some effect, in the past creatine hasn’t done a blessed thing for me.[/quote]

I started taking Creatine and Beta-7 in August. Almost every week I hit a PR on my squat, DL or bench. I am also increasing weight or reps on almost all my exercises. I feel much stronger than I use to be. I have also added muscle.

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[quote]Easy E wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:

So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action.

careful, the life expectancy on canned goods is usually 3 years.

sorry i had to[/quote]

Thou shall not mock a mans dry spout!

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[quote]Easy E wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:

So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action.

careful, the life expectancy on canned goods is usually 3 years.

sorry i had to[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Why would they have a box for one bar?

Yeah, defintely. It shouldn’t have anything to do with that free box of bars for orders over 50 thing that was probably going on when you placed your order.

Action? I thought someone of your stature must be getting some “action” a couple of times a day :wink:

Tsk fucking tsk. Breakfast > You.

Creatine is creatine, was the GNC stuff Micronized? That’s probably the only difference. If it doesn’t work, you’re just a non-responder. Sorry to break the news to you.

[quote]
And as always, ZMA makes me feel like I have 3 nuts in my sack instead of two.[/quote]
Finally, a statement that makes sense.

Tell me about it.

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Maybe they can send a mailorder bride to you next time.

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[quote]TheArrow wrote:
This was a box filled with Metabolic Drive bars. Not 1, but a whole 12 bars.
Why would they have a box for one bar?

Tim and TC must have been feeling very genourous, and just decided to fill my box up with wonderful things.
Yeah, defintely. It shouldn’t have anything to do with that free box of bars for orders over 50 thing that was probably going on when you placed your order.

So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action.
Action? I thought someone of your stature must be getting some “action” a couple of times a day :wink:

and I have my Metabolic Drive bars for when I don’t get a good breakfast in.
Tsk fucking tsk. Breakfast > You.

I am hoping that the Biotest creatine works better for me then GNC does.
Creatine is creatine, was the GNC stuff Micronized? That’s probably the only difference. If it doesn’t work, you’re just a non-responder. Sorry to break the news to you.

And as always, ZMA makes me feel like I have 3 nuts in my sack instead of two.
Finally, a statement that makes sense.

Nobody likes a brown noser!
Tell me about it.

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Who went wee-wee in your Cheerios this morning?

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Maybe they can send a mailorder bride to you next time.[/quote]

Hahaha, good one. They should never send a big box the peanuts would be flying like snowflakes.

D

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[quote]Easy E wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:

So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action.

careful, the life expectancy on canned goods is usually 3 years.

sorry i had to[/quote]

No offense taken.

However, I am sad that you are probably right.

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Thats weird, I made an order the same size last week and I got a free spike shooter but no big box of protein bars. Oh well

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[quote]TheArrow wrote:
This was a box filled with Metabolic Drive bars. Not 1, but a whole 12 bars.
Why would they have a box for one bar?

Tim and TC must have been feeling very genourous, and just decided to fill my box up with wonderful things.
Yeah, defintely. It shouldn’t have anything to do with that free box of bars for orders over 50 thing that was probably going on when you placed your order.

So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action.
Action? I thought someone of your stature must be getting some “action” a couple of times a day :wink:

and I have my Metabolic Drive bars for when I don’t get a good breakfast in.
Tsk fucking tsk. Breakfast > You.

I am hoping that the Biotest creatine works better for me then GNC does.
Creatine is creatine, was the GNC stuff Micronized? That’s probably the only difference. If it doesn’t work, you’re just a non-responder. Sorry to break the news to you.

And as always, ZMA makes me feel like I have 3 nuts in my sack instead of two.
Finally, a statement that makes sense.

Nobody likes a brown noser!
Tell me about it.

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The free bars deal wasn’t ADVERTISED at the time I ordered. The advertisement had past. So I assumed the deal had passed. that is why I am happy.

And I always seem to get one free bar with every order. That is why I made the distinction between 1 bar and twelve.

Maybe I should have only ordered one thing of creatine instead of two in case I am a non-responder. But I will like to thing that Biotest stuff trumps GNC stuff. It is about half the price of GNC stuff anyways, even if I don’t get a kick out of it.

What do you mean someone of my stature getting action twice a day. I have never ever been told I am a person of stature. I think I will go back to being angry rather then happy, I seem to get dogged on less.

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Maybe they can send a mailorder bride to you next time.[/quote]

Yea yea or a fleslight or a blowup doll or or a… HOOKER! HAHA-HA-HA-hahaa…

Right.

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[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action.
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I’m sorry dude, I really am, but I laughed so hard that I cried when I read this.

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I ordered about $120 worth of stuff last week. Got the shooter and the box of bars. I knew the free bar was coming. The box and the shooter were a nice suprise.

Over delivering always keeps the customer happy. And yes I will probably order more shooters. I like em.

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[quote]sic wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
So I have got my Spike Shooter chilling in the fridge, I am saving it for the next time I get some action.

I’m sorry dude, I really am, but I laughed so hard that I cried when I read this.[/quote]

I dont understand whats so funny. Please explain so I can have a laugh as well?