Bill Roberts, Bill Roberts, Bill Roberts.
Come on Guys and Gals say it with me.
Bill Roberts lives.
Bill Roberts is Chuck Norris’ brother.
Chuck Norris can walk on water. Bill Roberts can walk on volcanic ash.
[quote]Alpha F wrote:
Chuck Norris can walk on water. Bill Roberts can walk on volcanic ash.[/quote]
Bill Roberts can walk on Chuck Norris while Chuck Norris walks on water.
Bill Roberts doesn’t get heart attacks, he gives them.
Bill Roberts has a long lost brother named ZEB.
Bill Roberts’ blood is actually composed of equal parts trenbolone and liberals’ tears.
[quote]Aragorn wrote:
Bill Roberts’ blood is actually composed of equal parts trenbolone and liberals’ tears.[/quote]
LOL!
Literally!
Bill Roberts doesn’t have blood in his veins, he has hydraulic fluid.
Behold the evil the free market hath wrought.
These are my personal favorites:
“Bill Roberts doesn’t have blood in his veins, he has hydraulic fluid.”
“Bill Roberts doesn’t get heart attacks, he gives them.”
Bill Roberts favorite so far is:
“Bill Roberts’ blood is actually composed of equal parts trenbolone and liberals’ tears.”
*Message from Bill Roberts*
Bill would like you all to know that he really appreciates the thread, thinks it has great stuff in it, and feels quite honored by it.
As a result, he just wanted you to know and wanted to thank everyone for their posting.
[quote]Eli B wrote:
Behold the evil the free market hath wrought.[/quote]
True
Thanks for the message Alpha F!
Glad you liked it Bill. It came from the heart 
Hopefully you can continue to wreak havoc on politicos in real life, however long your exile from this forum may last.
[quote]hedo wrote:
Bill always enjoyed your posts. Same with Zeb. Don’t stay away to long. We lost a lot of good guys over the years. RJ, Zap Brannigan, even old Vroom. We used to argue up a shit storm a few years ago. I don’t post for long stretches out of boredom more then anything else.
I’m feeling old being here since 2003. I thought it was longer then that but who knows.[/quote]
I agree. We used to have some fights in here, but as I said before, it was about an even number of liberals and conservatives… a far cry from what it is now.
And I think TC would be a lone ranger in here… he strikes me as pretty damned liberal from reading his work, although I cannot be sure.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
[quote]hedo wrote:
Bill always enjoyed your posts. Same with Zeb. Don’t stay away to long. We lost a lot of good guys over the years. RJ, Zap Brannigan, even old Vroom. We used to argue up a shit storm a few years ago. I don’t post for long stretches out of boredom more then anything else.
I’m feeling old being here since 2003. I thought it was longer then that but who knows.[/quote]
I agree. We used to have some fights in here, but as I said before, it was about an even number of liberals and conservatives… a far cry from what it is now.
And I think TC would be a lone ranger in here… he strikes me as pretty damned liberal from reading his work, although I cannot be sure.[/quote]
I would place him half way if anything, although I probably shouldn’t try to place him anywhere.
“So we’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight”
Cue skylight with the initials B.R.
[quote]Billy Whizz wrote:
“So we’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight”
Cue skylight with the initials B.R.[/quote]
Oh jesus. c’mon now. Take his balls off your chin.