Biggest WTF Moment at the Gym

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nards already knows my take on it. I personally think “I don’t give a fuck-itis” is cool as hell…and dislike people video taping me without my consent to be annoying. I’ve had this happen more than once at the gym with people taping me on their iphones. [/quote]

Agreed. I have a very poor opinion of people taking photos or video anyone without their permission.

Did you call the people out who were taping you?
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Honestly, the times that it happened, I didn’t know what my response should be. On some level, I would consider it a compliment depending on why (being in the gym, I assumed why), but it is annoying that I need to be concerned about being shown on youtube when trying to focus on my workout.

The times I’ve seen it, they do it during my set so I sit up to see the camera pointed at me.

Strange times when your every move can be recorded and broadcast across the globe for no reason.
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No shit man, you may end up on some weird ass muscle worship site.

I think most gyms have no taping policies to protect their patrons.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I personally think …[/quote]

Crap, X has the “I personally” bug.

Next thing you know he will address himself in third person.

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I personally think …[/quote]

Crap, X has the “I personally” bug.

Next thing you know he will address himself in third person.[/quote]

Professor X is not amused with these shenanigans.

I grunt like a mother fucker, I throw the weights on the floor, sometimes I even rap to my self. Anyways the point is that some days I make A LOT of noise at the gym. No one has ever came up to me and said anything negative about it.
I’ve seen a video of Kai Greene where he has sunglasses on while working out at Bev Francis powerhouse gym on Long Island. Once I get bigger, I’ll do all of the above plus I’ll wear sunglasses.

Edit: I also take HUGE shits at the gym that stink up the whole bathroom.

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
I grunt like a mother fucker, I throw the weights on the floor, sometimes I even rap to my self. Anyways the point is that some days I make A LOT of noise at the gym. No one has ever came up to me and said anything negative about it. [/quote]

Only because they were rolling their eyes so hard they couldn’t see where they would have to walk to get to you.

No one EVER thinks “That Guy” is “The Man”… just something to keep in mind as you feed into your need to be an awkward exhibitionist.

Edit: it’s cute you think this thread is your gym’s bathroom, though.

nowadays the existing law doesn’t protect our privacy in a public place… any weirdo stupid asshole can take a picture or video of you being unaware of this, then publish online presenting in a way and context that you wouldn’t like for sure… and people then write comments how stupid you look when you workout, just sitting lost in thought, eating in cafe etc… I am still thinking how to force my own law on these stupid bastards and to avoid getting in trouble with police. Nowadays I cannot even go to many places that I used to like going, for example nude beaches… because too many weirdos with cameras everywhere… sometimes I cannot even eat my hamburger in cafe without being bothered by these “photographers”… since I started shaving my head it has become even worse because seems these assholes with cameras now notice me even more, and always want to sneak my image when eating, just sitting tired after workout and lost in thoughts or whatever… one day when I am in especially bad mood and high testosterone level I will make a big lesson to one of those photographers videographers by smashing his nose or braking his jaw… harder to decide what to do with those women… maybe just confiscate their camera and kick the ass, I don’t know… any ideas:)… sorry for that, but those guys just have no ethics at all…

[quote]Nards wrote:
^^If I told you I wasn’t taping her because I thought she was attractive but just to show how she was behaving then that would be the only proof I have.[/quote]

The vids have lots of views. How much cash you get for them? Do you share the money with the people in the vids?

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
I grunt like a mother fucker, I throw the weights on the floor, sometimes I even rap to my self. Anyways the point is that some days I make A LOT of noise at the gym. No one has ever came up to me and said anything negative about it.
I’ve seen a video of Kai Greene where he has sunglasses on while working out at Bev Francis powerhouse gym on Long Island. Once I get bigger, I’ll do all of the above plus I’ll wear sunglasses.

Edit: I also take HUGE shits at the gym that stink up the whole bathroom.[/quote]

U sound like an attention seeking ass hole who wants be looked at… and smelt.

So everyone can see how muuch of braaaaah u are.

[quote]Nards wrote:
EVERYONE RELAX…I GOT THIS.

Hahaha! She’s fucking awesome! Great moves.

But damn, people filming me without my permission is one of my pet peeves. Can’t stand it.

I caught one guy doing it once at my gym while I was deadlifting. And it wasn’t the first time.
I picked up a 25 plate and walked to him, fucking enraged and, he quickly feigned to be texting.
I told him, loud enough – yes I was fucking mad – I told him to never fucking film me again or I will beat the shit out him with that fucking plate.

I still like you Nard :slight_smile: Pervvvvvv!!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I personally think …[/quote]

Crap, X has the “I personally” bug.

Next thing you know he will address himself in third person.[/quote]

Professor X is not amused with these shenanigans.[/quote]

It would be humorous if instead of typing “I” you did just put “X”. It would delight the math nerds.

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
What, is she wearing her dad’s shoes too?[/quote]

implying one should care about what people think of their shoes while going to the gym for an actual workout
implying she could afford something nicer to show off for the weirdo taping her
implying that’s not a fruity comment to make, in general

yeahokbro.png[/quote]

Bullshit. If that were a skinny DUDE in spandex and leg warmers doing the same moves, you’d have been all over that shit.

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
I grunt like a mother fucker, I throw the weights on the floor, sometimes I even rap to my self. Anyways the point is that some days I make A LOT of noise at the gym. No one has ever came up to me and said anything negative about it. [/quote]

Only because they were rolling their eyes so hard they couldn’t see where they would have to walk to get to you.

No one EVER thinks “That Guy” is “The Man”… just something to keep in mind as you feed into your need to be an awkward exhibitionist.

Edit: it’s cute you think this thread is your gym’s bathroom, though.[/quote]

That’s probably true. They might not think I’m the man but I been going to that gym for 2 years meaning I’m a regular, so everyone knows me and greets me, sometimes they even ask me for advice, go figure. Not that I really care what they think as I’m there to train only and not for people to like me or whatever.

Edit: awwww thanks <3, I actually wrote that up while taking a shit in the gym bathroom, right before legs.

[quote]Marzouk wrote:

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
I grunt like a mother fucker, I throw the weights on the floor, sometimes I even rap to my self. Anyways the point is that some days I make A LOT of noise at the gym. No one has ever came up to me and said anything negative about it.
I’ve seen a video of Kai Greene where he has sunglasses on while working out at Bev Francis powerhouse gym on Long Island. Once I get bigger, I’ll do all of the above plus I’ll wear sunglasses.

Edit: I also take HUGE shits at the gym that stink up the whole bathroom.[/quote]

U sound like an attention seeking ass hole who wants be looked at… and smelt.

So everyone can see how muuch of braaaaah u are. [/quote]

That might be what I SOUND like but it can’t be further from the truth, I’m actually a really nice guy, that’s just what works for me in the gym. I also take 400-600mg of caffeine right before training which I’m sure contributes to some of my actions, like taking huge shits lulz.

when anyone does barbell shrugs or rows with a fucking mixed grip. actually i could list hundreds i have about 10 WTF moments a day usually. or when two kids you would otherwise never have guessed they work out come in and do forearm exercises for 30 minutes and leave.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I swear before an 8 lb baby Jesus, that if I walk into the gym locker room one more time, and see an old man using a hair dryer to dry his fucking nut sack, with his leg elevated up on a bench, while trying to talk to you with a straight face, I am going to commit a suicide on someone.

Also, people using the restrooms and showers completely barefoot.[/quote]

In the ladies’ changing room, at one of the gyms I train, there’s that girl who just walks around naked, after a shower, very proud of her curves. She looks at herself in the mirror, blows some kisses and says out loud how hot she is. Some of the women look at her, envious or angry, and the others just smile, amused.

Then she just returns to her locker, takes some baby oil and with one leg on the bench, proceeds to rub the lotion over her body, humming or just repeating to herself how soft her skin is and how big and awesome her tits and booty look.

The thing is, when she’s got that leg elevated on that bench, mmm… we can see everything. Hell yeah…

She’s got nice pussy lips. Waxed and clean… very enticing… and when she proceeds to rub the oil in that area, seemingly oblivious (yeah right!), I won’t lie, I never look away…

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pics or it didnt happen

[quote]JLederach wrote:
when anyone does barbell shrugs or rows with a fucking mixed grip. actually i could list hundreds i have about 10 WTF moments a day usually. do forearm exercises for 30 minutes and leave.[/quote]

I have seen this before, two guys looking like ethiopian marathon runners had set up a gymkhana of forearm exercises. Why you need to train to add mass to your forearms when you can’t deadlift 135,? i don’t know…

^Whats wrong with mixed grip shrugs?

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I swear before an 8 lb baby Jesus, that if I walk into the gym locker room one more time, and see an old man using a hair dryer to dry his fucking nut sack, with his leg elevated up on a bench, while trying to talk to you with a straight face, I am going to commit a suicide on someone.

Also, people using the restrooms and showers completely barefoot.[/quote]

What kind of retard doesn’t use the hair dryer on his nut sack? Do you know how awesome that shit feels? I’ve been doing that since I was 18, and first discovered that their were hair dryers in the locker room. Some days I go to the gym and don’t even work out. I just go to feel the sweet sweet sensation of blow drying my nuts.

What’s wrong with showering or using the restrooms barefoot? The high school football coach said we’d get athlete’s foot and other foot shit. They said the same things about the dorms in college. I hear the same shit working on offshore oil rigs. I’ve been using communal showers since 1993, and I’ve had athlete’s foot once. It was like 2005, and a little desenex powder cleared it up in a day.

[quote]Bujo wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I swear before an 8 lb baby Jesus, that if I walk into the gym locker room one more time, and see an old man using a hair dryer to dry his fucking nut sack, with his leg elevated up on a bench, while trying to talk to you with a straight face, I am going to commit a suicide on someone.

Also, people using the restrooms and showers completely barefoot.[/quote]

What kind of retard doesn’t use the hair dryer on his nut sack? Do you know how awesome that shit feels? I’ve been doing that since I was 18, and first discovered that their were hair dryers in the locker room. Some days I go to the gym and don’t even work out. I just go to feel the sweet sweet sensation of blow drying my nuts.

What’s wrong with showering or using the restrooms barefoot? The high school football coach said we’d get athlete’s foot and other foot shit. They said the same things about the dorms in college. I hear the same shit working on offshore oil rigs. I’ve been using communal showers since 1993, and I’ve had athlete’s foot once. It was like 2005, and a little desenex powder cleared it up in a day. [/quote]

Walking into the men’s toilet area with no shoes on is straight up nasty…yet I see people doing it often. Fear of “athlete’s foot” wouldn’t be my primary concern.

[quote]crazyj23 wrote:
^Whats wrong with mixed grip shrugs? [/quote]

Mixed grip shrugs exist?

Can I mix my grip on rack pulls too?

Serious question…