Biggest Movie Badasses

Denzel Washington in ‘The Book of Eli’

He goes around with barely any water, barely any food, slicing dudes up, while memorizing the whole King James Bible… in Brail!!!

(don’t know if I spelled brail correctly)

[quote]theunionforever wrote:
Whoeever said animal mother. hell yes. as sad as it sounds he was the motivation for me to stop being a pussy, start working out, join the military and get my shit together. not directly but i remember having a seriouse man crush on him…i think thats the term, that motherfucker is a badass ruthless killing monster. what a guy. if he had a vagina id prolly fuck um.[/quote]

Doubtful, If Animal Mother/Jayne had a vagina he’d still fuck [i]YOU[/i].

mike

[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
Denzel Washington in ‘The Book of Eli’

He goes around with barely any water, barely any food, slicing dudes up, while memorizing the whole King James Bible… in Brail!!!

(don’t know if I spelled brail correctly)[/quote]

But you sure did spoil the movie. Good grief.

Tom Cruise as Vincent from Collateral. Cold, cunning, but otherwise just another guy in a suit.

Also, anyone in Brother. There’s more than a few wtf moments in the movie (like the chopstick scene).

Or really anything Takeshi Kitano has ever done, from gangster to Zatoichi.

[quote]Mikeyali wrote:

[quote]theunionforever wrote:
Whoeever said animal mother. hell yes. as sad as it sounds he was the motivation for me to stop being a pussy, start working out, join the military and get my shit together. not directly but i remember having a seriouse man crush on him…i think thats the term, that motherfucker is a badass ruthless killing monster. what a guy. if he had a vagina id prolly fuck um.[/quote]

Doubtful, If Animal Mother/Jayne had a vagina he’d still fuck [i]YOU[/i].

mike[/quote]

JAYNE! FOCK YEA! not the smartest log in the cabin, but motha fucka sure can kick ass


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50 internet points for whoever knows who this is.


let’s try this again

the movie is audition. that’s all i got.

the movie is audition. that’s all i got.

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
let’s try this again[/quote]
Asami (Eihi Shiina)

You can deposit my internet points directly to my account.

All this and not one mention of Lee Marvin…shame!

Maj Reisman in The Dirty Dozen

The Sergeant in The Big Red One

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]marqcoig wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Any One would be bad enough but 7 together ahhhhh blood bath.[/quote]

regret to inform that I got that beat…[/quote]

I can’t argue on there Badasseness because they were 7 bad azz mofo’s.
However swords to a gun fight welllllllllll.[/quote]

Sword vs. Gun? watch Yojimbo…hell, watch Seven Samurai! “S” words win in both!

[quote]Scants wrote:
All this and not one mention of Lee Marvin…shame!

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All this, and you didn’t even read the first page (or you lack reading comprehension and/or short term memory)…shame!

[quote]Scants wrote:
All this and not one mention of Lee Marvin…shame!

Maj Reisman in The Dirty Dozen

The Sergeant in The Big Red One

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Class of 09

Admittedly the reverse of the topic but…

Lamest Total Failure as a Badass: “Michael Weston” (Burn Notice.)

[quote]Nancy Boy wrote:

[quote]Scants wrote:
All this and not one mention of Lee Marvin…shame!

[/quote]
All this, and you didn’t even read the first page (or you lack reading comprehension and/or short term memory)…shame![/quote]

DAMN APS! Yes shame on me…no more posting at 0130…

john McClain, who else?

Better picture.


Seriously. In the very first scene of the movie, he is fucking some girl, jumps out of bed, and then shoots down 3 black guys trying to mess with him. And curb stomps the only survivor.