[quote]Neospartan wrote:
Denzel Washington in
Training Day
x2 and he could also be a biggest asshole for the same role. Double whammy.
Just re-watched Crank 1 & 2, so naturally my vote goes to Jason Statham.
[quote]SonnabenD wrote:
Barnes[/quote]
You know, I always had more sympathy for Barnes than Elias. He was a career soldier just trying to do his job despite picking up some pretty horrific injuries along the way, and pussies and stoners were letting him down. He just did what he thought he had to. (I also thought he was kinda hot).
Zeb was a major badass.
(Allthough that wasn’t a movie so I guess he’s disqualified.)
[quote]Ty Carlson wrote:
Any of these guys.[/quote]
Very good. There was a lot of badassery going on in that movie.
Another good one from that movie
Highway & Choozoo in HeartBreak Ridge.
Highway: I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the **** hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn’t make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine No more shore time . We responed in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the speices. War is hell, boy. That’s a fact!
Choozoo: Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer’s juice out of my own cup?
Highway: Yeah, I should’ve gotten shots beforehand.
Choozoo: Your brain as half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you’d be a friggin’ twenty-star general by now.
Highway: And if I was a half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I’d be a poster boy for a prophylactic.
Michael Douglas as Bill “D-fens” Foster in Falling Down.
This movie is filled with great quotes like:
To the nazi: “We’re not the same. I’m an American and you’re a sick asshole.”
To the golfer: “Now you’re gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?”
REALLY, REALLY, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS LINE UP DIDN’T MAKE THE PAGES YET. I must have missed it.
Any One would be bad enough but 7 together ahhhhh blood bath.
Joe Pesci was a hilarious badass in Casino.
Dr. Richard Kimble: [Holding Gerard at gunpoint] I didn’t kill my wife!
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don’t care!
and
“Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.”
Taylor from Knockaround Guys
“500. That’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you can consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that’s what you are.”
Clarence fuckin Boddicker.
The biggest movie badass is John McClane.
The baddest motherfucker in real life that plays a badass motherfucker on film: Jason Statham
Actually I gotta go with the original 007
Mickey and Mallory…I bet Woody Harrelson is this crazy for real…