… is not fire and brimstone.
It’s having a badass beer festival in town while you’re cutting. $5 for the first 2 glasses, $1 after that.
Take me now!
And there I thought you'd burn in pain and agony for all eternity with no end in hell - but I guess all you do get hammered while trying to get cut, lol. Where do I sign up?
(just funnin ya)
Repent brother! 
Ah, that sucks. Take it on your cheat day.