[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
WTF? Major continuity errors relative to the life of the very man your entire religion is based on in the holiest of books said to come from God himself and therefore is (should be) infallible and contradiction free is a moot point?
I’m surprised you aren’t suffering from severe aneurysms due to the sheer vehement torsion you apply to logic. [/quote]
Through no fault of your own, you haven’t been here for many of these discussions, but it has been asked and answewred up, down, sideways and in and out.
You pretty much answered your own question in your question. The bible is not a book itself, it’s collection of books. So which part do you have an issue with? The gospels? Okay. That fine different authors from different regions got the gospel writings down. Being pinpoint accurate with the occurrence of events is of secondary importance. Like you said it’s a Holy book, not a history book, a math book, a geology book, etc. It’s a collection of books and I pretty confident it is meant to be confusing at times.
It’s as paradoxical as people are. Using myself as an example, here’s what I mean. I am against the death penalty, but if you fuck with my family, I will kill you with my bare hands and fuck your dead skull. ← Nothing I can do about it it’s just how I feel.
Similar things exist in the bible, it’s very much like a living person.[/quote]
Strange that an infallible god would have no problem with a plethora of contradiction in his book to man. =/[/quote]
What’s fallible about contradiction?[/quote]
Do you not understand? A book wrecked with contradictions is the calling card of several human authors alone. If God is involved, don’t you think he would at least guide the authors of HIS holy book to be consistent? How can God expect us to believe in him if he won’t show himself (as he said he would - exodus 34:23) AND he won’t allow his Bible, the very book we are supposed to base our ENTIRE lives around, to have continuity?
I mean, have you read the story of Noah’s ark? Does this God sound plausible to you?
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Do you really think you can present a cartoon from “Atheist Comedy” and think it may have any effect?
You weakly address one issue which is ‘biblical literalism’ which accounts for a very small percentage of Christian and religious folk in general.
What you present is a classic problem. God doesn’t behave the way you think he should. By George, I learn in school how shit works, I learn a great deal about myself, therefore excerpts from 7000 year old texts sound absurd. So it must all be bullshit!
If you want to be atheist. If you want to not believe in God, go nuts. You have the right and the option to believe what ever the fuck you want.
Just don’t come around thinking you are presenting some brand new information nobody ever thought of before.
You make a common error that many athiests make. You whole philosophy is based around the concept that God doesn’t behave the way you think he should, therefore he does not exist.
It would be better and easier if you would try to prove what you think is right, rather than try to prove what you think others believe is wrong. Be lazy, don’t choose the hard way.
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So you’re going to totally ignore the argument presented in the video because it’s also entertaining?
So you’re going to sit there and tell me that out of all the dates given in the bible, only the ones that make sense are literal and the rest are… metaphorical. =/ “Jesus only METAPHORICALLY died on the third hour, the day after Passover, guys” ~ Mark
So you’re going to sit there and tell me that I shouldn’t judge the bible as bullshit specifically because I’m educated in matters that show the bible to be folly?
So you’re going to sit there and tell me that God can be both illogical and infallible at the same time?
So you’re going to sit there and tell me it makes more sense to show how your religion is wrong without proving your religion wrong than it does to prove your religion is wrong by showing how your religion is wrong?
Just formulating these into questions should be enough to show their absurdity. I give up, you clearly don’t value logic or continuity. Christianity is perfect for you.[/quote]
No. I didn’t sit and tell you any of that made up shit in your head. I said, nor insutuated any of that garbage you just wrote.
Quite frankly, you are to immature and stupid to have any such conversations with. The worst part, and hysterical at the same time, is that you think you have all the answers to imaginary questions nobody asked.
It’s amusing to me when people who do not know what the fuck they are talking about are suddenly experts about what they don’t know about. You’re out of your league.
If you can make a singular argument about something that actually exists, then I will respond with a respectful answer. But if you want to act like a punk, pussy teenager, you’ll get treated like one.