Ok how about this. how long should i stop my cycle before competing in a drug tested event? this is not a troll I am a serious lifter.
[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
Ok how about this. how long should i stop my cycle before competing in a drug tested event? this is not a troll I am a serious lifter. [/quote]
if you are not a troll then I will say that it depends on what compounds you were taking
could range from days to months
search around here for “whatever compound” detection times.
its been talked about before.
Everyone will blast me for trying to cheat but there is a grey area about if it is cheating if I stop long enough before the meet to not test but have some residual effect. I dont want to argue about if it is right or wrong, but just want to know if i can get a boost from say a cycle of test after stopping it in time to compete and my testosterone levels show up normal. Also is there anything other than HGH that does no show up in the aau drug test? thanks for trying to help and im not really sure why this line of questioning is so offensive to some.
[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
Everyone will blast me for trying to cheat but there is a grey area about if it is cheating if I stop long enough before the meet to not test but have some residual effect. I dont want to argue about if it is right or wrong, but just want to know if i can get a boost from say a cycle of test after stopping it in time to compete and my testosterone levels show up normal. Also is there anything other than HGH that does no show up in the aau drug test? thanks for trying to help and im not really sure why this line of questioning is so offensive to some. [/quote]
well first off check your self.
you are not only a troll but very ignorant
and I saw past the blatant troll attempt to help and yet here you are again.
with your “line of questioning” and your “cheating”
just get the fuck on speedy
why don’t you fuck yourself asshole. i have a legitimate question and i have no idea why your ignorant ass is accusing my of trolling. if you have a problem with my question then you get the fuck on speedy. Comprende you fucking asshole? Now if anyone can tell me a good anabolic agent to use without testing positive I would really appreciate the advice. looks like maddyd’s nuts have shrivelled up and his jellyfish backbone prevents him from answering a very normal question that many want to know.
PS fuck you maddyd. Troll this you bitch.
[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
why don’t you fuck yourself asshole. i have a legitimate question and i have no idea why your ignorant ass is accusing my of trolling. if you have a problem with my question then you get the fuck on speedy. Comprende you fucking asshole? Now if anyone can tell me a good anabolic agent to use without testing positive I would really appreciate the advice. looks like maddyd’s nuts have shrivelled up and his jellyfish backbone prevents him from answering a very normal question that many want to know.
PS fuck you maddyd. Troll this you bitch.
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and to think I very nicely answered your PM.
you do not have a legit question.
it is a question that a child would ask.
do you really think anyone is going to answer you and tell you anything?
I mean if you read up I gave you The best and the only advice anyone can give someone like you. with the question you asked.
you have no specifics, you only want to know what you can take to “cheat” without getting caught
with a mindset like yours thinking there is magic pixy dust flying out of our asses, the answer to you would be NONE.
there is nothing you can take ever that will do anything you want.
and to top it off I would wager you to be in your teens.
or a cop looking to rattle some cages.
[quote]Harizard wrote:
Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
Maybe I just want to know what others are doing in my fed to get away with it. You know passing drug tests when you know damn good and well they’re cheating. Anyone know of anything to pass the drug tests. Seriously.
This is the article I was talking about Strength Training, Bodybuilding & Online Supplement Store - T NATION
hope it helps, that’s about all I’ve heard of to get away with it.
EDIT: Sorry the way it came out, far as I’m concerned steroids are a hell of a recreational drug and the things they can do for a person are amazing. Sure it’s cheating but why not push the envelope a little. Not really having a go at you, good luck.[/quote]
Both of you are very confused individuals.
[quote]Bitch Tit Bob wrote:
why don’t you fuck yourself asshole. i have a legitimate question and i have no idea why your ignorant ass is accusing my of trolling. if you have a problem with my question then you get the fuck on speedy. Comprende you fucking asshole? Now if anyone can tell me a good anabolic agent to use without testing positive I would really appreciate the advice. looks like maddyd’s nuts have shrivelled up and his jellyfish backbone prevents him from answering a very normal question that many want to know.
PS fuck you maddyd. Troll this you bitch.
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Yah you blew it. You will never get any help in this forum now.
Hey man, I’m certainly not educated enough on the subject to give a satisfactory answer; but what I can tell you is that insulting the regulars won’t solicit the advice of those who are.
This is awesome.
Seriously guys, I want to compete in a raw federation, is there a way that i can hide the fact that i am wearing multi ply briefs and a bench shirt?
Also, i was thinking of competing in the womens division, and at a higher bodyweight. any way i can hide the fact that i am a man and heavier than my competition? Can i cheat the scales?
I don’t think i can compete against people who have the same advantages as i do, so i need to try and get an advantage any way i can. I don’t see a problem with any of this of course.
ok if you are indeed not trolling lets make a deal here.
ill tell you it snot about “cheating” or trying to get away with what you can its about bettering yourself and using all the tool you can to do so.
different drugs have different clearance times and my suggestion would be read the stickies they are wonderful for basic info on the subject.
dont worry about AAS right now its too close to a meet to learn,and safely run a proper cycle.
anything else can be explained in the stickies after reading that and getting a basic understanding of aas you can then come and ask detailed questions to fine tune your knowledge and find what would be the best approach.
but jumping on anything right now would be a bad idea.
I know I probably didn’t help much but really cant help you until you help yourself.
[quote]MaddyD wrote:
ill tell you it snot about “cheating” or trying to get away with what you can its about bettering yourself and using all the tool you can to do so.
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But then having the human decency, integrity, and self-respect to compete in any of the MANY powerlifting meets that are available for those who use drugs.
However there will always be shit-for-brains, worthless assholes who don’t want to compete against those who had the same performance-aiding tools they do, but instead are determined to compete only against those who are, relatively, handicapped by not having those tools.
I don’t know why this fuckwad isn’t asking how he can best pull off an imitation of being handicapped so he can compete in the Special Olympics and take a trophy away from someone who really is handicapped. That would be fully in character for him. Most likely the reason is only because he hasn’t thought of it; or that it’s a wrong assumption that he doesn’t already have that in the works.
I do NOT know why anyone is trying to help this asswipe.
This thread should die, but I have to put this out there:
In most feds that test, you not only have to pass the test, but you have to give your “word of honor” that you have not used performance enhancing drugs in X amount of time. There is no “gray area” here ethically. You are planning on giving your word of honor that you did not do something when you did. This reflects poorly on your character.
Since you use AAS, as many of us do on this forum, some might feel that this lack of character might reflect poorly on ALL of us. Since I am a powerlifter who uses AAS, I feel STRONGLY that your lack of character and honor reflects poorly on me. If your cycle planning is as poor as your ethical reasoning, then you WILL get caught, and the inevitable response will be “another cheating juicer”.
As far as “cheating”: It is cheating to challenge someone to a knife fight and bring a gun. It is not cheating if you mutually decide to have a gunfight. The same holds for AAS. There is very little doubt that you can/will lift more weight when using PED, than without. So if you go to a meet where everyone has given their word of honor to not use PED, and one or two do, they are bringing guns to a knife fight, and therefore cheating, and are both causing harm to the sport of powerlifting, and tarnishing the reputation of ALL PED users.
Bottom line: nothing wrong with gearing up and competing. Just compete against people who aren’t expecting their competition to be clean.
To change the subject. How much strength gain does one get using HGH for just 30 to 60 days?
And guys thanks for the advice about cheating. I have reconsidered, but still want to try HGH for a tested event in a couple months.
facepalm?
Hey man look up an thing called the wizanator or something like that it is a strap that goes around your waste with a pouch on the front with an 8th of an inch tube that runs on either side of your cock. it has an on/off valve this shit does wonders and has gotten me out of quite a few piss test, try it out well depending on the strictness of your observer, and by the way quit fucking cheating…jk, do you man fuck the haters